What's worse than flat coke?

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Stepped on coke

# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:52

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:31

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Flat titties are worse

# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:59

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

straight sex.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:19

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

flat rear end is a shame.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:20

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Being stuck between rocks unable to move. No one around. I guess.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:22

Medium Cool: Dec 27, 2006; Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked; Grimey Drawer

genocide is pretty bad

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:25

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

this story is worse than flat coke

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:25

bef: Mar 2, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Boinks posted:

I shook up a kid's coke in highschool and he yelled at me because I made it flat. I just wanted it to explode when he opened it.

Later that year that kid killed himself and I like to think it was all my fault.

Thank you for making a difference on this earth

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:27

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Medium Cool posted:

genocide is pretty bad

Yeah but when I get a flat soda I'm like seriously bummed out.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:31

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

vyst posted:

Flat titties are worse

Sorry you don't like flesh tents mm just love thinking about em use them as a tarp while I'm on naked and afraid now I'm just naked

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:52

Blizzy_Cow: Feb 27, 2006; When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

milkingmycow posted:

Being stuck between rocks unable to move. No one around. I guess.

That was a decent movie for reals though.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 19:30

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

apples

*glares at u*

# ? Sep 10, 2015 21:28

Ultimo Hombre: Jul 26, 2015

Coke cut with ether

# ? Sep 10, 2015 22:59

DeusExMachinima: Sep 2, 2012; This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Medium Cool posted:

genocide is pretty bad

idk v. controversial imo

# ? Sep 10, 2015 23:26

i was reloading: Aug 15, 2015; by zen death robot

Goblin Zeplin posted:

Anybody said a flat cock yet?

Yeah

# ? Sep 10, 2015 23:28

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

Torquemada posted:

a flat cock

tbh i came to say this

# ? Sep 11, 2015 00:01

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

In Rhodesia its illegal to give a dog a Pepsi.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 00:16

Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

no coke

# ? Sep 11, 2015 00:44

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

this is pretty bad probably worse than flat coke imho

# ? Sep 11, 2015 00:52

Royal W: Jun 20, 2008

Papercut.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 01:06

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Medium Cool posted:

genocide is pretty bad

hOW ABOUT... NO... LMAO

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:41

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

coke

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:54

snivell: Sep 9, 2015; watch out, my posts are pretty damn edgy

sticking a rusty spoon up your dick hole

# ? Sep 11, 2015 03:03

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Medium Cool posted:

leukemia

# ? Sep 11, 2015 03:04

psyopmonkey2: Mar 10, 2015; by Ralp

When your boyfriend saves his cum for 2 weeks and then expects you to drink it.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 03:26

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

the spanish inquisition

# ? Sep 11, 2015 03:27

nosl: Jan 17, 2015; CHIM, bitch!

Coke I can't snort

# ? Sep 11, 2015 03:44

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

A sandwich with soggy bread that falls apart as you're trying to eat it.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 03:48

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

a can of coke left in the car for 6 hours in 100 degree summer heat. it tastes not good. more not good than normal coke which is not so great to begin with.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 03:51

BrawndoTQ: Oct 18, 2001

Your posting, OP!

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# ? Sep 11, 2015 03:51

Weener Beater: May 4, 2010

flat feet? I wanted to join the marines :-(

# ? Sep 11, 2015 04:03

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

time is a flat coke

# ? Sep 11, 2015 09:36

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Yes, a open can of Coke that's been setting in a fridge with macaroni salad.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 11:04

you were warned: Jul 12, 2006; (the S is for skeleton)

Flat buttz

# ? Sep 11, 2015 11:50

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

psyopmonkey2 posted:

When your boyfriend saves his cum for 2 weeks and then expects you to drink it.

chug it

# ? Sep 11, 2015 12:21

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:31

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Seriously Macaroni Salad in the fridge ruins everything else in it.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 12:33

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