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But if it's raised in a loving household they can be wonderful dogs! Now if only there were some way to tell at a glance which ones are friendly family pets, and which are remorseless killing machines conditioned by (at best) meth-fueled neglect.
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Sep 12, 2015 08:41
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they are really good and cool dogs with some quirks caused by their breeding that people should really be aware of, and aren't. so you end up with dumb fuckers teaching the dogs to be violent and then that person takes the dogs out in public and shies away from someone for some reason and the dog goes "oh master is in danger, i will protect master with my life" and welp
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Sep 12, 2015 08:43
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NecroMonster posted:it means you can signal them to do things, via body language, that you don't actually intend them to do. if the dogs have been abused or aren't well adjusted this can cause problems, for instance the "snapping and mauling people" sort of problems.  anyway the russians bothered to actually do long term experimentation on nature vs nurture and thanks to them weve actually known that when you breed to select for violence that that is not something you can just hugs-and-kisses out of the offspring anyone who doesnt know this is literally a half century behind on their understanding of the subject but youre right its probably the owners millions of pitbull lovers cant be wrong
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Sep 12, 2015 08:45
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gary oldmans diary posted:"things" you seem like kind of an idiot and also a complete human being
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NecroMonster posted:you seem like kind of an idiot and also a complete human being sorry youre mad bro friends?
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Sep 12, 2015 08:50
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oh no wait let me respond to this dumb fucker here with a good post full of facts
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Sep 12, 2015 08:51
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NecroMonster posted:I don't get why people don't go from "oh try to make the dog stop" to "kill the loving god damned dog right now at all costs" when poo poo like this happens. And I like pitbulls. Seriously, why don't people just run up to the frenzied meat wall of teeth and start swinging? The Bible fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Sep 12, 2015 |
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Sep 12, 2015 08:52
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you're supposed to stab them in the neck
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Sep 12, 2015 08:54
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NecroMonster posted:oh no wait let me respond to this dumb fucker here with a good post full of facts  i guess were just supposed to imagine your next post *in nasal voice* "but its really the oooowwwwnnneeerrrss fault" which it is for getting a pitbull as a pet
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Sep 12, 2015 08:54
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Looks like a trashy neighborhood. Pitbulls: the choice of poors. Jukeboxblues posted:To be fair its a common social phenomena called the "bystander effect". But the owner is loving retarded. He runs up to the dude and is trying to stop them biting him when he has the leashes in his hand. Like holy poo poo at least try and pull them back. If he ain't strong enough to do that 1) he should have two pitbulls as pets 2) he could ask someone to help him 3) he needs to do some gainz. Have a restriction on those dogs like "if you can't bench 250lbs you can't own this dog'. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Sep 12, 2015 |
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Sep 12, 2015 08:57
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Why does no one ever WWE move these dogs? Like stone cold stunner a pitbull see if that would kill / stop it.
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Sep 12, 2015 08:58
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Wouldn't have happened if the guy had a gun.
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comments rulequote:I'm just wondering why no one came out with a knife, looks like a neighborhood doesn't it? They easily got to the dogs by the scruff a few times, before they went to attack again, just one quick slice and the dogs would have been done. quote:I would instantly kill any dog that comes to try and bite me. without any remorse. loving ninjas up in Youtube. Edit: He sighed as he drew his Kabuton... The Bible fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Sep 12, 2015 |
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Sep 12, 2015 09:00
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Al Borland posted:Why does no one ever WWE move these dogs? Like stone cold stunner a pitbull see if that would kill / stop it. There's two of them. You'd need a tag team partner.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:00
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Romes128 posted:Wouldn't have happened if the guy had a gun. Make sure you remember: It's not the dogs, it's the owner.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:01
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If the dogs were black the cops would have been there 8 seconds into the video and executed both of them.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:02
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afeelgoodpoop posted:lol just walking with my kid around these mauly rear end pibulls. Lol i like how he led the kid in front of him by the carnage. I think he was trying to get rid of the kid. Wishing for youthful days of partying and staying up late. VideoTapir posted:There's two of them. You'd need a tag team partner. Of course, thats where the undertaker comes in. He'd choke hold lift the other bull up in the air before slamming him with all his might into the pavement.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:03
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all i'm sayin is if a dog chomps down on you and holds: a thumb forced through an eyeball is enough to kill or disable any mammal
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Sep 12, 2015 09:04
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solaranus posted:all i'm sayin is if a dog chomps down you and holds: a thumb forced through an eyeball is enough to kill or disable any mammal dig in like spoons into grapes.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:04
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solaranus posted:all i'm sayin is if a dog chomps down on you and holds: a thumb forced through an eyeball is enough to kill or disable any mammal lol
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Sep 12, 2015 09:09
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its true when hes got you by the jugular and hits your artery be sure to go for his eyes.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:10
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If I had my arm being eaten by a pit bull I would just start punching the dog from inside its own throat and then start beating one dog with the other dog
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Sep 12, 2015 09:11
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solaranus posted:all i'm sayin is if a dog chomps down on you and holds: a thumb forced through an eyeball is enough to kill or disable any mammal No dummy look for the flashing red spot it's their weakness. May need to load a few old saves while you get the feel for the pattern
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Sep 12, 2015 09:11
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Really all you have to do is hurricane kick both the dogs as they close in from both sides, then while they are down, double-back-flip onto the one behind you and break it's neck, then while the one in front of you is standing, charge it and strike it in the Heaven Pressure Point with your Bakuton ninja pen to stop its heart. If I were there, this would have ended very differently. 
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Sep 12, 2015 09:12
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Most interesting "how to fight a dog" tip I've ever read is that their legs can't really go sideways. You grab the front legs and pull them apart real hard, and the dog is basically crippled for life. Not sure if that's true.
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solaranus posted:all i'm sayin is if a dog chomps down on you and holds: a thumb forced through an eyeball is enough to kill or disable any mammal do you go for thumb-in-eye again even after it rips one of your thumbs off The Bible posted:hurricane kick 
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VideoTapir posted:Most interesting "how to fight a dog" tip I've ever read is that their legs can't really go sideways. You grab the front legs and pull them apart real hard, and the dog is basically crippled for life. I'd like to think you could rip it in half like its a shirt.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:16
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solaranus posted:pitbulls seem like really cool dogs pitbulls are really cool dogs, if you think watching a dog murder a human being is cool
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Sep 12, 2015 09:16
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gary oldmans diary posted:this is never safe this leaves you wide open, if the pitbull slide-kicks you you'll be knocked out of the air
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Sep 12, 2015 09:16
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VideoTapir posted:Most interesting "how to fight a dog" tip I've ever read is that their legs can't really go sideways. You grab the front legs and pull them apart real hard, and the dog is basically crippled for life. When a pitbull attacks me, I'll try to get close enough to it to grab both it's legs and do this. Do you think there are any chances he might bite me as I try this though? I mean, I am right up in his face.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:16
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The White Dragon posted:pitbulls are really cool dogs, if you think watching a dog murder a human being is cool Well that video was kind of hilarious... The Bible posted:When a pitbull attacks me, I'll try to get close enough to it to grab both it's legs and do this. Its like when you shove his hand inside his gaping maw and reach into his innards and rip them out. They don't expect that either.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:16
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oh whew i got away but im bleeding to death *strolls down the street*
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Sep 12, 2015 09:17
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:this leaves you wide open, if the pitbull slide-kicks you you'll be knocked out of the air no because then I'd just do a handspring to a safe distance and throw like 6 shuriken at it. Per hand. edit: and I would also spit poison needles from my mouth
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The White Dragon posted:pitbulls are really cool dogs, if you think watching a dog murder a human being is cool tbh i've grown bored of watching people kill people, and people's stupidity killing people, so yeah pitbulls might be my new favorite animal
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Sep 12, 2015 09:18
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solaranus posted:tbh i've grown bored of watching people kill people, and people's stupidity killing people, so yeah pitbulls might be my new favorite animal I dunno I think cops are still my favorite animal.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:18
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prob nsfw, op!?!
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Al Borland posted:I dunno I think cops are still my favorite animal. *pigs
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Who's a bad dog!
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gary oldmans diary posted:this is never safe whiff light hurricane into yomi super 4tw
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