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comes along bort posted:it's hebrew for eat fresh It's literally Hebrew for "sucking with the mouth".
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it turns out these jewish holy men are actually baby penis vampires! ahh!
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Sep 16, 2015 04:25
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"Uhhh, here; use this sterile cottonball to stop the bleeding." "Nope! Gonna suck it instead! A-nom-nom-nom." "That is my son."
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Sep 16, 2015 11:53
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Hell Yeah posted:it turns out these jewish holy men are actually baby penis vampires! ahh! In all seriousness I wonder if this thing is how some really bad negative stereotypes got started, honestly. I mean we think this is lovely now and all but if you were in the 14th century and heard that a specific group of people would suck baby blood out of their dicks, I can see how that'd start some hosed up rumors.
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Sep 16, 2015 11:56
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"Okay, yeah; tradition's great and all, but seriously: stop loving sucking on babies' dicks." "WELL WELL WELL LOOKS LIKE HITLER HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD."
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Sep 16, 2015 11:58
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If i founded a religion in which it was legal to kill people, would it be ok and fine for me to kill people? I mean like, freedom of religion and stuff. Dont oppress me.
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Feranon posted:how does sucking on bloody babby dicks become a dude's chosen career path anyway First you gotta be all about the Trek.
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Toadvine posted:true story a jewish guy approached me in the coffee shop today and asked if I was jewish. I dont think he was hasidic because his temple hair was short but he had the black suit and hat, so, pretty jewish. I wonder wtf he wanted with me? They have a few blessings they do but they only do them for jews because it's a mitzvah to do them for a jew but not to do them for a gentile. If you collect enough mitzvahs you get upgraded in your jewish heaven tier. The two most common ones are the teflin thing the other poster mentioned (they tie a little jewelry box onto your head with leather straps and theres some chanting involved I think) or else during some time of the year there's a palm frond and a lemon and a magic spell they cast while you hold the lemon or loving whatever. If you want to help them out in getting to heaven and they're in a yarmulke (instead of that weird beaver hat or a top hat or whatever else) just make a joke about wearing that thing and they'll offer to put it on your head. They get a mitzvah for that because god's real loving sick of seeing the top of your head.
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Oh dear, this thread again.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Hungarians bro. Hungarians. Would you say they sound like Hungary Hungary Hebrews?
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Sep 16, 2015 12:48
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social vegan posted:They should teach that hitler was also trying to prevent adults sucking baby dicks that seems like an important detail What about the good things-
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Sep 16, 2015 12:55
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Sheep-Goats posted:They have a few blessings they do but they only do them for jews because it's a mitzvah to do them for a jew but not to do them for a gentile. If you collect enough mitzvahs you get upgraded in your jewish heaven tier. The two most common ones are the teflin thing the other poster mentioned (they tie a little jewelry box onto your head with leather straps and theres some chanting involved I think) or else during some time of the year there's a palm frond and a lemon and a magic spell they cast while you hold the lemon or loving whatever. Lol
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Sep 16, 2015 21:37
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they had 6 million of they're people killed by hitler and were bsically persecuted and run-out of lands for thousands of years before that op, kinda uncool to question their culture
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Oy veyblade it's like beyblades but Jews
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social vegan posted:Oy veyblade it's like beyblades but Jews you got a real purty mouth boy
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Gaunab posted:you got a real purty mouth boy They put a metal defensive blade on the spinning top befor they suck a baby's dixk
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social vegan posted:Oy veyblade it's like beyblades but Jews I love it
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Feranon posted:how does sucking on bloody babby dicks become a dude's chosen career path anyway 
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This thread should be about oy veyblades since pretty much all other Gbs threads are about sucking baby dick
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Maybe if those kids didnt want to get mtheir dicks sucked they shouldnt be laying around naked eith theyre mutilated dicks bleeding everywhere.
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Blazing Ownager posted:In all seriousness I wonder if this thing is how some really bad negative stereotypes got started, honestly. Hasidic Judaism is a relatively recent movement though. I don't know when they started the baby dick sucking thing though.
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Sep 17, 2015 19:58
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notZaar posted:Hasidic Judaism is a relatively recent movement though. I don't know when they started the baby dick sucking thing though. Can we get a historian on this question? Not a topic I want to google.
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satanic splash-back posted:Can we get a historian on this question? Not a topic I want to google. This is where Wikipedia starts the discussion of Metzitzah, literally "sucking". Among other things, they say "The vast majority of Jewish circumcision ceremonies do not use metzitzah b'peh" (again, "sucking with the mouth"). The suction is allegedly for the avoidance of potential clots. As usual with these things, there is a lot of cultural pressure on medical research, so who knows, really. 
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i think its weird that hasidic jews wear european style clothing youd think theyd wear whatever the ancient israelites wore which i assume was a tunic because thats what david wears when hes fighting goliath in the picture bible i had as a child
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TEAYCHES posted:i think its weird that hasidic jews wear european style clothing youd think theyd wear whatever the ancient israelites wore which i assume was a tunic because thats what david wears when hes fighting goliath in the picture bible i had as a child They're entirely reactionary. They wear Russian/Eastern European garb because the Jews who wanted to approach Enlightenment thinking drifted towards the more "civilized" German style. Meanwhile, Mizrahi religious leaders have entirely different traditions, that look a lot more like that in Muslim countries. For example:  Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah  Late Shas leader Ovadiah Yosef Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Sep 17, 2015 |
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Sep 17, 2015 21:52
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Absurd Alhazred posted:
oh yeah those are nice dick sucking lips
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Sep 17, 2015 22:38
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Those two pics look like an ad for transition lenses
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Sep 17, 2015 22:45
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I feel that they should not suck on baby weiners as that is wrong. That's my hot take on this issue
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Eonwe posted:I feel that they should not suck on baby weiners as that is wrong. ok hitler
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*jew enters from stage right* "I vill suck de bebbe's digk" *fat dumb american enters from stage left* "WHOA! WHOA! WHOAAAAAAA WHOA! WHOAH" *jew cries* "The antisemitism; it is real and is still today" curtain
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This is where Wikipedia starts the discussion of Metzitzah, literally "sucking". Among other things, they say "The vast majority of Jewish circumcision ceremonies do not use metzitzah b'peh" (again, "sucking with the mouth"). The suction is allegedly for the avoidance of potential clots. As usual with these things, there is a lot of cultural pressure on medical research, so who knows, really. In the Jewish schools of NYC they still teach students that blood is blue until it leaves the body.
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Sheep-Goats posted:In the Jewish schools of NYC they still teach students that blood is blue until it leaves the body. Blood: "Vhat is zis; open air? Oy! I turn red."
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Sheep-Goats posted:In the Jewish schools of NYC they still teach students that blood is blue until it leaves the body. Do you have a source for that?
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this is gbs, that's your source
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How do you know blood ISN'T blue inside the body? Have you ever shrunk down to a mini-sub and swam around inside a living being? I did not think so.
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cram me sideways posted:*jew enters from stage right* "I vill suck de bebbe's digk" Pretty much, yeah. I wonder what would happen if a dick sucking rabbi and a homosexual arguing with each other start saying that the other is a homophobe/anti-semite. Who wins public attention in the pity contest?
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Furia posted:Pretty much, yeah. In America in 2015? The homosexual. Hasidim are making it real hard for regular Jews to keep any level of pity in the uniformed American populace. Even when the right starts talking about "a friend to Israel" like 3/4ths of their audience gets really uncomfortable because this is their view of what modern day Israel is like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBf9UA9mt2s&t=6s And unfortunately for Israel and the region they're partly right, but of course the dollars should be replaced with a map of the region.
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Toadvine posted:true story a jewish guy approached me in the coffee shop today and asked if I was jewish. I dont think he was hasidic because his temple hair was short but he had the black suit and hat, so, pretty jewish. I wonder wtf he wanted with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybt8Tyj4V8
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Oh yeah I forgot about that one. God said "I will save this city if there are ten good men in it" and there weren't so he wasted the place. You get to enter the prayer bonus round if you have ten good men (aka Jews) to do it. I expect the double bonus at 100 but IDK. Usually when a stray Hebrew wizard asks you "Are you Jewish?!" he wants to do the lemon thing or the jewelry box thing though I think. If you're on the street. If he pokes his head into the office maybe he's looking to meet God's demands for filing petitions. raton fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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