Oberleutnant posted:

i got circumcised when I was like 8. I was def old enough to remember, and it was loving cool as heck. For a start my stitches burst and blood came pouring out of my dick in the middle of the night and I passed out lmao.

then they re-stitched it, and my dick got all scabby and swollen to like twice the usual size (ladiiieees) and i got to ride around in a wheelchair for like a week or something and got to eat ice cream every day. Also the nurses had to watch me piss to make sure the pee came out the correct holes and didnb't spray out sideways or something in case they stabbed through my urethra.

In conclusion I definitely recommend getting snipped it was an A++++ experience