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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
They hit maximum speed of 75 MPH and are built to be able to make sharp sudden turns to take down their prey. Sadly this heats them up fast and they can't sprint for too long. If their internal temp hits 105F then they have to stop or they risk death

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I can go from flaccid to erect in 5 seconds

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBNYwxDZ_pA

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
jaguar cheetah whats the difference

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4nd9GF1dRg

i think cheetahs are all left pawed or something, cool stuff

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I can go from 60 to 0 cheetos in 3 seconds

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I can go from 60 to 0 cheetos in 3 seconds

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

satanic splash-back posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4nd9GF1dRg

i think cheetahs are all left pawed or something, cool stuff

so epic

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

skeeter can honk 60 times in 3 seconds

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Volume posted:

They hit maximum speed of 75 MPH and are built to be able to make sharp sudden turns to take down their prey. Sadly this heats them up fast and they can't sprint for too long. If their internal temp hits 105F then they have to stop or they risk death

Same for me.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
it aint easy being cheesy

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ4QO9bC-7I

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I can go from flaccid to erect in 5 seconds

Same, except opposite

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

RALF posted:

Same, except opposite

thats a useful skill to have for example first thing in the morning when you've got a morning boner but you need a pisss

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
not a cheetah but still cool as gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEFTGb_ZR0

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
goons can eat 0 to 60 cheetos in 0.000003 seconds

Lolly Poopdeck
Oct 21, 2010

by zen death robot

lorn Wayne posted:

goons can eat 0 to 60 cheetos in 0.000003 seconds

You're the Denis Leary of cheetos jokes.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I can go from 60 to 0 cheetos in 3 seconds

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

jaguars are the most badass big cat maybe the most badass animal period.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Yeah but cars can go faster

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Well I can suck a golfball through a gardenhose.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Son of Rodney posted:

Well I can suck a golfball through a gardenhose.

Best line in the movie, imo.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

nature is beautiful. all praise be to God

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

logical phalluses posted:

jaguars are the most badass big cat maybe the most badass animal period.

Most predators kill by throttling or choking their prey to death, jaguars kill by severing the spine or piercing the skull :drat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2arqnpQphk

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

aaaaaaaaaa :3:

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

It's a crying shame cheetahs are so difficult to breed in captivity, they would make much better cats than cats

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I can go from 60 to 0 cheetos in 3 seconds

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

cool cat thread human being

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

its cool how animals eat/try not to get eaten


0 to ?? noserubs

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

cheetas are almost extinct so obviously fast isn't the answer

owned by darwin, dumb cats

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Tuxedo Gin posted:

cheetas are almost extinct so obviously fast isn't the answer

owned by darwin, dumb cats

why don't you come within 100 meters of my den and say that fucker

e: i googled for a joke and a group of cheetahs is called a coalition. thank you.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I can go from 60 to 0 cheetos in 3 seconds

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

that scene in kinsey where that guy says he can go from flaccid to ejaculation in like 60 seconds and all of them are like "no way" but he does it and it involves a lot of screaming and stuff

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Flaming hot cheetos are pretty good.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Obv we need to build internal cooling devices for cheetahs

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Moridin920 posted:

Obv we need to build internal cooling devices for cheetahs

I go on safari and try to put some cooling holes in a cheetah and you call me a monster.

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