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Starfish man. Can rip off his dick and throw it at people to temporarily scare them. His penis will regenerate rapidly, giving him another dick to throw within minutes.
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phasmid posted:Your lung capacity is three percent higher than everybody else's, plus you resemble a fish. This one might not be lovely enough. "Everybody else" includes this guy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stig_Severinsen Having 3% higher capacity than him might let you hold your breath for like 22 minutes and thirty seconds.
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ability to control nerf with the power of your mind
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You can see through magic eye pictures.
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super intelligence with an ability to recite both the japanese and english dialogue of any anime in existence on demand.
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You gain weight by breathing.
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Caffeine immunity
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"The United States of America  "-Forums Poster THS
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Sep 14, 2015 17:11
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You can understand and make rape jokes in any language.
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Sep 14, 2015 17:15
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The "latin" kick -- ability to summon limes and cilantro on command Oh wait you said shittest not coolest
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Sep 14, 2015 17:16
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You can't see or feel any pieces of clothing you wear.
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Sep 14, 2015 17:48
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You can change into a tree, once. And maybe change back?
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Sep 14, 2015 17:53
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The ability to extend your nipples to 3 feet long on demand.
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Sep 14, 2015 17:56
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moderating the someting awful forums
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can make onions spin like a top with the power of the mind, but only onions, and only spinning in place
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Sep 14, 2015 18:01
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can see farts
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Sep 14, 2015 18:37
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all of your orifices are black holes
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your farts can knock people out with the smell but you're super polite/self conscious and will never use your powers in public
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Sep 14, 2015 19:02
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Your blood can be transfused to ducks.
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Sep 14, 2015 19:38
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Can toast bread with the power of your mind, but you can only burn it to a crisp.
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Sep 14, 2015 21:03
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you have the un-turn-off-able ability to hear chad kroeger's thoughts.
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Sep 14, 2015 21:22
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If you concentrate really hard you can see through another persons eyes, but you can only see through the eyes of starving African children.
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Sep 14, 2015 21:22
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Girlfriend is a genie made of plasma (because she lived in Prypiat), will grant wishes after you buy her nice things.MariusLecter posted:If you concentrate really hard you can see through another persons eyes, but you can only see through the eyes of starving African children. I see rich people.
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Sep 14, 2015 21:35
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You can fly, but only at 30,000 feet, and you need some other means to get up to that altitude first; also, an oxygen supply as the air is too thin to breathe at that height
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Sep 14, 2015 21:39
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Contagious allergies
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Actual laser eyes, but the lasers are the weak RL lasers only capable of bedeviling cats and blinding airline pilots
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Sep 14, 2015 21:41
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Laser eyes and mirror-like reflective skin. Whenever you look at yourself, beam splittage and general havoc occasionally ensue. You are banned from concerts, air shows, and dog shows.
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Sep 14, 2015 21:43
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The Pug Whisperer
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Sep 14, 2015 21:44
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Can summon a Pitbull from anywhere on earth at will but the process of summoning causes it to immediately go berserk and attack everyone, including you
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Sep 14, 2015 21:45
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Magmalot, the Magma Knight.
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Sep 14, 2015 21:46
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Cannot sit on a horse.
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Sep 14, 2015 21:46
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Shittiest superpower... Union of Soviet Socialist Republics?
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Sep 14, 2015 21:50
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Can play the piano for years without stopping for any reason
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Able to tell exactly when and where someone has littered in their lifetime just by looking them in the eye
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Can name a person by the taste of their poo poo.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:Can summon a Pitbull from anywhere on earth at will but the process of summoning causes it to immediately go berserk and attack everyone, including you So the ability to summon a pitbull then.
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Sep 14, 2015 22:09
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smilingfish posted:So the ability to summon a pitbull then. well yes
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Sep 14, 2015 22:11
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You can make your penis 3 feet long, but only in the presence of a blood relative.
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Sep 15, 2015 00:55
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You can lift items weighing over 2000 kilos, but you get a sore back for days afterwards.
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