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You can cook chicken breast with your mind but only medium rare. If you concentrate hard enough you can launch your eyes out of your head. But only once. You can turn any animal under the size of a chicken into styrofoam upon touch. You can fart nerve gas. You can transform into any animal but that includes the mental abilities of said animal. You can turn into a puddle of piss on demand. Anyone who touches your anus/colon, instantly dies. The power to transfer other peoples organs into your body via touch, but your body than rejects the organ and you die from toxic shock. The power to read the minds of babies. Sgt. Shaved Balls fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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You can make yourself age at hyper-speed, but you can't do it in reverse. Your semen is molecular acid. You can phase through things, but only if they are made of porcelain. You can teleport to any planet in our solar system but only while naked. You can change the color of your pubes at will.
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Sep 14, 2015 13:59
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You can control plants, but they don't move any faster than they normally would.
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Sep 14, 2015 14:01
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The ability to extend your nipples to 3 feet long on demand.
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Sep 14, 2015 17:56
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The power to alter a radio station to play Sisqo's thong song at will.
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