Shittiest Superpower Ideas part 42835

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Al Cowens posted:

You have precise control over swarms of hornets and shoot them out of your mouth at high velocities like bullets and also form wall shields out of them and stuff like that.

lonesomedwarf posted:

these siound prett. cool to me?

modification: the hornets, however, still act like regular hornets and will attempt to sting the poo poo out of you, AND you're allergic

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

AlexanderCA posted:

Let's invade Iraq.

You have the power to make any American president currently in office feel the unquenchable need to invade Iraq.

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Gabriel Pope posted:

You can sink baskets from anywhere on the court with 100% consistency, but only with a regulation American football.

You have heat vision, but all it does is make ice cream melt, nothing else. Also you can't turn it off.

You have photographic memory for bathroom graffiti.

You can instinctively tell how many dogs are within 6 feet of you at all times.

You are completely invisible to spiders.

Prehensile facial hair, but it's not any stronger than normal and you're completely poo poo at growing a beard.

You can hold your poop indefinitely but it doesn't get any less uncomfortable.

You have a regeneration factor for your teeth, nothing else.

X-ray tasting: you can taste food through walls.

You can tell if someone is bad at videogames by looking at them.

You can control the temperature of your urine, anything from freezing to boiling.

goddam these are good

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

"The United States of America :smug:

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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 17:11

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

moderating the someting awful forums

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 17:59

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

can make onions spin like a top with the power of the mind, but only onions, and only spinning in place

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 18:01

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

You can fly, but only at 30,000 feet, and you need some other means to get up to that altitude first; also, an oxygen supply as the air is too thin to breathe at that height

ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Sep 14, 2015

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 21:39

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Contagious allergies

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 21:40

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Actual laser eyes, but the lasers are the weak RL lasers only capable of bedeviling cats and blinding airline pilots

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 21:41

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

The Pug Whisperer

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 21:44

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Can summon a Pitbull from anywhere on earth at will but the process of summoning causes it to immediately go berserk and attack everyone, including you

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 21:45

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Can play the piano for years without stopping for any reason

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 21:50

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Able to tell exactly when and where someone has littered in their lifetime just by looking them in the eye

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 21:54

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

smilingfish posted:

So the ability to summon a pitbull then.

well yes

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Able to use forbidden characters as an SA username

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