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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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Any water you touch turns lukewarm
Sounds convenient until you try to make coffee or drink anything hot, cause it goes almost cold.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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You can turn traffic lights green, but only after coming to complete stop

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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Fart Puzzle posted:

You can boil toilet water with your mind but every time you do it a force compels you to make tea with the boiling toilet water

Al Borland posted:

you can tell how many hairs a person has on their body at any given time, including how many hairs are on their body that are not theirs.

phasmid posted:

You can drive a car with your mind, but your hands will automatically go through the motions while you are occupied.

You can see through walls, but windows and all transparent surfaces are opaque.
Lol

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