describe your dilz in three words

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vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Diamonds are forever

# ? Sep 16, 2015 17:50

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Hairy milk snake.

# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:05

xutech: Mar 4, 2011; EIIST

El Farol bar

# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:28

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

one minute wonder

# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:33

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Luscious, creamy, moist.

# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:36

Klimpy Borf: Oct 22, 2010

It's a penis :shrug:

# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:43

MonkeyBot: Mar 11, 2005; OMG ITZ MONKEYBOT

long duck dong

# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:56

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Suck it, Poindexter.

# ? Sep 16, 2015 19:48

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

mild thigh chaffing

# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:32

P-Mack: Nov 10, 2007

my little pony

# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:34

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

Sticky, just jacked

# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:40

TASTE THE PAIN!!: May 18, 2004

The unknown soldier

# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:46

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

a Gordian knot

# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:41

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

poo poo up fam

# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:42

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

clean pipes ahead

# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:43

powerofrecall: Jun 26, 2009; by R. Guyovich

Nice cock, Ahmed

# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:44

SpaceAceJase: Nov 8, 2008; and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

Red pubic hair

# ? Sep 16, 2015 22:17

dev/null: Dec 8, 2004; This custom title is not tax-deductible

Works as intended

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:23

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000

an unregistered voter

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:24

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

in side out

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:24

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

smaller than average

# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:09

h_double: Jul 27, 2001

cucked in chastity

# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:12

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

in my mouth

# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:14

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Feels good, man.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:19

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

tastes like poo poo

# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:33

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Big in Japan

# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:37

my kinda ape: Sep 15, 2008; Everything's gonna be A-OK; Oven Wrangler

Beautiful glans, long

# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:57

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Deep Penetrating Heat

# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:57

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

basically a clit

# ? Sep 17, 2015 02:01

secular woods sex: Aug 1, 2000; I dispense wisdom by the gallon.

a huge disappointment

# ? Sep 17, 2015 02:08

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Hotdog In A Hallway posted:

a huge disappointment

wouldn't say "huge"

# ? Sep 17, 2015 02:12

Incomplete Fish: Apr 22, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Fetid rotten appendage.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 02:17

Incomplete Fish: Apr 22, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Should'a been female.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 02:18

Sex Cop: Mar 22, 2015; You have the right to remain horny.

Eight point five

# ? Sep 17, 2015 02:33

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

Stupid sexy glanders

# ? Sep 17, 2015 02:37

secular woods sex: Aug 1, 2000; I dispense wisdom by the gallon.

TwoFire posted:

wouldn't say "huge"

thanks man :shobon:

# ? Sep 17, 2015 10:26

Coolie Ghost: Jan 16, 2013; sensible dissent dispenser

welcome to moe's

# ? Sep 17, 2015 10:48

love my preemies!: Sep 26, 2004

Shoots laser beams

# ? Sep 17, 2015 11:13

Creamfilled: May 11, 2007; ???

Sees infrequent use

# ? Sep 17, 2015 11:13

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Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

Unused meat lever

# ? Sep 17, 2015 11:39

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