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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

rarely sees action

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ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Slimy yet satisfying

# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:45

drowningidiot: Sep 27, 2014

stinks like poo poo

# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:46

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

mr rogers neighborhood

# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:47

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Kumbaya my Lord.

# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:00

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

May contain nuts

# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:16

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

ProfessorMurder posted:

May contain nuts

# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:19

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

georgia o'keeffe reprint

# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:32

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

ernest hemingway novel

# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:34

Acid Haze: Feb 16, 2009

2 by 4

# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:40

diamond dog: Jul 27, 2010; by merry exmarx

secret ingredient dispenser

# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:49

MasBrillante: Dec 3, 2005; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

supermassive black hole

# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:54

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

innie not outtie

# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:28

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

mostly for show

# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:40

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

three point turn

# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:40

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

large in size

# ? Sep 19, 2015 10:15

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

My own dick

# ? Sep 19, 2015 10:19

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

long and wide

# ? Sep 19, 2015 10:20

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

turn and burn

# ? Sep 19, 2015 12:06

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

tuk tuk surprise

# ? Sep 19, 2015 12:16

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Urine burned balls

# ? Sep 19, 2015 13:01

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

FUS RO DAH

# ? Sep 19, 2015 15:19

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Duke Nukem 3D

# ? Sep 19, 2015 17:51

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

oncearoundaltair posted:

Duke Nukem 3D

Quake II Inches

# ? Sep 19, 2015 17:54

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Wu tang clan

(As it ain't nothin to gently caress with)

# ? Sep 19, 2015 18:51

drivel: Feb 24, 2005; Drivel is what comes forth from your mouth why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP,Mods?; Nap Ghost

touching the stool

# ? Sep 20, 2015 01:14

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

no refractory period
:wiggle:

# ? Sep 20, 2015 01:29

SD-455: May 15, 2009; by Lowtax

The Butthole Surfer

# ? Sep 20, 2015 01:42

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

melted steel beam

# ? Sep 20, 2015 02:56

tetsuo: May 12, 2001; I am a shaman, magician

the taint reaper

# ? Sep 20, 2015 03:17

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

four inches hard

# ? Sep 20, 2015 03:22

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

wow its big!

# ? Sep 20, 2015 20:34

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les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

big, wide, good.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 20:34

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