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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Mange Mite posted:

CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

THESE WOUND THE YWILL NOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAL

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

stop triggering me, thania

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Hollis Brownsound posted:

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

THESE WOUND THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAL

stop picking at them

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I prefer to damage myself emotionally instead of physically op

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I was real fuckin sad last night so I cut my entire freakin' body off.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
CUT MY PIE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST CALZONE

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Cut my cake into pieces,
this is a sachertorte.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

No. 6 posted:

CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES,
THIS IS A SACHERTORTE.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

fakeaccount posted:

Bitches who do that are easier than a sunday morning. All you have to do is talk to them a little bit and distract them from their mediocre lives, and all of a sudden they're jerking you off with one hand slicing themself up with the other.

i dated a lady who was otherwise normal but she wanted me to cut her in bed like not slash an arm open or whatever but take a razor and give her a small cut

other than that she was a dead fish it was a bit disappointing tbh

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hollis Brownsound posted:

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

THESE WOUND THE YWILL NOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAL

good you need to keep using the dilator or it will close up again

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