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I know a girl who is hot as gently caress but manages to sabotage every date she has because the guy isn't "quite right". Its pretty lol.
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Sep 19, 2015 09:38
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i like spraying white syrupy ropes of crotch honey into the aether
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Sep 19, 2015 10:27
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Gaunab posted:Do you know someone who is attractive but can't get a date because I don't. Can't think of a single person who fits that description. Kanye West, I sent a picture of my dick to that bitch, it was small.
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Sep 19, 2015 11:09
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Cobra-Commander posted:Kanye West, I sent a picture of my dick to that bitch, it was small. He's stupid as gently caress though, so don't feel bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=078BGtKNL1o
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Sep 19, 2015 11:11
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Gaunab posted:some would say you're good at dating because you've been in a relationship for 6 years Nah, dating skills are way different (and harder) than the long term relationship stuff. If you reach the point where you can go poop while your SO is showering* then you basically hit easy mode. Just don't act like an rear end and you can marry that person no big deal. *Sidenote: this was a major contentious debate among goons in one of the A/T threads but I forget which.
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Sep 19, 2015 13:51
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computer parts posted:Nah, dating skills are way different (and harder) than the long term relationship stuff. lol if you dont go into the shower while shes showering and take a showershit and stomp it down the drain while not breaking eye contact
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Sep 19, 2015 13:58
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What's with adults not being able to hold a poo poo in for 10 minutes ? Unless she's in the shower for half an hour, but even then
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Sep 19, 2015 14:06
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a girl tried to pull the "im so comfortable i can take a poo poo with you in the room" move while i was brushing my teeth. she was clearly in over her head cuz i didnt give a gently caress until i smelled it and then i just left the room
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Sep 19, 2015 14:43
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Gaunab posted:Lesbians are once again more interesting than straight people. sexual politics in the lgbt community are pretty weird and hosed up in general. you see a similar thing with trans women, where the pre-op/non-op ones get lots of interest even if they're not particularly attractive. meanwhile postop trans women have a hard time finding relationships even if they're hot, since most people are still put off by the idea that they used to have a dick, and the majority of the tranny chasers aren't interested anymore once you've had surgery
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Sep 19, 2015 21:47
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lol if u dont live in a house or apartment with more than one toilet
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Sep 19, 2015 21:48
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Yeah there's a lot of weird stuff like that with lesbians in general. There's sort of this pressure when you come out of the closet to be really "out" and in your face about everything so girls are often attracted to really stereotypical lesbians as opposed to just normal looking girls who happen to be gay because it makes a statement to mom and dad. It also gets sort of complicated when you draft in the ideas that most women, even gay women, have been raised around very traditional gender roles so they see "normal" women as rivals and tend to fall into the trap of thinking that all lesbian relationships have to have one woman who's the "guy". It's getting better though. More people are coming out of the closet in supportive environments earlier in life (my parents don't care that I'm dating a woman for instance) and the stereotypical lesbians you see in the public space these days are girls like Hannah Hart and Miley Cyrus who tend to just look like your average 20 something lady and not like a cartoonish bull dyke parody. Huh. This is interesting enough I'd read a book on it.
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Sep 19, 2015 22:04
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dogstile posted:I know a girl who is hot as gently caress but manages to sabotage every date she has because the guy isn't "quite right". The punchline is the day she gets desperate in her late 20s-early 40s and starts working on lowering her standards and realizing with horror all the doors that are already closed to her. Not that like she can't land some millionaire stud after that point, but y'know that she wasted opportunities with several already and there's a very real possibility she could lose all together.
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Sep 19, 2015 22:16
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mind the walrus posted:The punchline is the day she gets desperate in her late 20s-early 40s and starts working on lowering her standards and realizing with horror all the doors that are already closed to her. Not that like she can't land some millionaire stud after that point, but y'know that she wasted opportunities with several already and there's a very real possibility she could lose all together. A woman colleague received this from a friend and sent this to a bunch of us. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0 Totally accurate.
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Sep 19, 2015 22:40
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Helical Nightmares posted:A woman colleague received this from a friend and sent this to a bunch of us. i knew what this was before i even clicked the link
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Sep 19, 2015 23:59
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Helical Nightmares posted:A woman colleague received this from a friend and sent this to a bunch of us. it just goes on and on and on
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