if you drink beer you are hot and totally awesome

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

TGIF drinking beer thread

i didnt get drunk last night so i can either get really drunk tonight or hold off one more day and get really really drunk tomorrow

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:33

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

drink my piss

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:34

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

If you can get drunk on beer you're a total pussy though.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:35

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Thank you, op. ;-*

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:35

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

you're an alcoholic op

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:36

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

gonna stop by my neighborhood bar on the way home and drink some Calm Before The Storms then go home and play video games

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:37

Hexel: Nov 18, 2011

Gonna drink some beer and play vidya games tonight

alone

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:38

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

I got pretty drunk last night and didn't even make it to half time of the football game. Woke up fine though. Thanks for listening.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:38

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

im not drinking tonight because i'm driving to cincinnati to celebrate my brother's 21st birthday at oktoberfest with a bunch of my friends

if you could postpone this thread until tomorrow i'd appreciate it

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:38

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Hexel posted:

Gonna drink some beer and play vidya games tonight

alone

same, except i'm drinking monster and playing vidya games tonight

with friends

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:39

a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

I got very drunk on red wine last night and watched a movie. Did not gently caress though because I was smelly and my teeth were purple.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:42

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

I am enjoying a New Belgium Ranger IPA right now. They built a Hofbrauhaus in St. Pete so we are gonna check that out tonight and probably drink a lot more beer.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:42

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Business Gorillas posted:

im not drinking tonight because i'm driving to cincinnati to celebrate my brother's 21st birthday at oktoberfest with a bunch of my friends

if you could postpone this thread until tomorrow i'd appreciate it

ill put "bump thread while hungover" in my calendar

# ? Sep 18, 2015 20:43

Kibbles n Shits: Apr 8, 2006; burgerpug.png; Fun Shoe

Hobohemian posted:

If you can get drunk on beer you're a total pussy though.

If you drink beer that can't get you drunk you are a pissbitch

# ? Sep 18, 2015 21:24

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

A REAL beefy pissybitch.

If I move onto scotch am I still sexy and cool, op?

# ? Sep 18, 2015 21:45

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Tell me something I don't know, OP.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 21:48

Guzwar: Feb 21, 2006; Everything's coming up Milhouse!

I skipped the beer and had 15 year old moonshine, is that cool OP?

# ? Sep 18, 2015 21:51

Million Ghosts: Aug 11, 2011; spooooooky

i drank one of these affronts to god and now i want to die

# ? Sep 18, 2015 21:52

SKELETON GHOST: Jan 11, 2015; by Ralp

Hobohemian posted:

If you can get drunk on beer you're a total pussy though.

i get drunk quick on beer but i can have like 4 or 5 shots of liquor and not feel anything vOv

# ? Sep 18, 2015 21:54

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'm gonna take a huge bong rip and shotgun a beer before exhaling it

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:05

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

im gonna drink more beers than the sun dont shine

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:08

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

im gonna drink more beers than the sun dont shine

come in out of the cold and let me fix you a hot meal

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:11

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

come in out of the cold and let me fix you a hot meal

feed a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and youll never see his rear end again lol!!!!

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:12

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm gonna take a huge bong rip and shotgun a beer before exhaling it

nice bruh

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:15

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

im gonna wiggle my dick around and scream at the top of my lungs

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:16

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

beer is extremely good while driving a tractor under the sun

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:17

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

im gonna wiggle my dick around and scream at the top of my lungs

is it friday already!???

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:17

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A CASE OF THE MONDAYS!!!!

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:18

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

satanic splash-back posted:

beer is extremely good while driving a tractor under the sun

bare feet, straw hat and chewin on a straw except the straw is weed

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:18

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

bare feet, straw hat and chewin on a straw except the straw is weed

and the feet are wild dogs

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:19

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

my dogs are barkin.

and shittin

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:20

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm gonna take a huge bong rip and shotgun a beer before exhaling it

express train to feeling awesome right here

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:24

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm gonna take a huge bong rip and shotgun a beer before exhaling it

make sure its a bowl with a ton of tobacco and finish with a shot of 12 year rye if you want to do this properly

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:31

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

The Walrus posted:

make sure its a bowl with a ton of tobacco and finish with a shot of 12 year rye if you want to do this properly

i'm going to take a poo poo in my hand and throwit at an elderly churchgoer

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:33

Kleen_TheRacistDog: Feb 17, 2014; Can't bust the Krust fuckman
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Hobohemian posted:

If you can get drunk on beer you're a total pussy though.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:34

StevePerry: Sep 5, 2003; don't stop believin

You own a Kid Rock CD.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:35

ChipNDip: Sep 6, 2010; How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

Hobohemian posted:

If you can get drunk on beer you're a total pussy though.

If you can't get drunk off beer you have a weak stomach and/or a child's palate. just lol if you can't crush a 12er in a couple hours

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:37

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Got Miller lite tall boy and a bottle of Titos. Gonna get whiskey dick tonight. Hahahah wife!

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:38

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

all my friends got super into drinking craft beers

now every single one of them except for 1 has a beer gut (including the girls)

lol. fatties.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:38

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I'm gonna drink gin tonight

# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:38

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