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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
let's flame each other

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Desetr Eagle
Aug 21, 2015

by Ralp
youre enough of a flame for all of us, OP

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you stupid dingus

all of youse

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress you bitch

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Suck me off you fat sack of garbage

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wphfy_vM5-U

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
i am bad and gay

Tom Brady fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Sep 18, 2015

Fluo
May 25, 2007

dad gay. so what for president 2016

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
fuk u OP!!!!!

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
this is intense im not able for this

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

meet me IRL if you desire an rear end kicking. I will happily beat you silly w my graceful yet powerful moves.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Lol, you call this a flame war..? JEsus christ fagtard

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Ape Fist posted:

this is intense im not able for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9FXyr-LLeI

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

ahaha owned bitches

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i once called out GBS to come and fight me IRL at the Casper, WY five guys but no one showed up and i got a 7 day probation

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I got no beef with the rest of you but this fucker can suck it and really really needs to stop posting

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i gave 8 hours notice

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
I'm mad as hell and not gonna take it no more.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Everyone who posted above me is a bitch.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

have you ever seen a devastating side kick come flying out of an airtight quadruple pirouette well come around my place and you surely will, open invitation irl for all weak sauce fags w/ a death wish

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you loving faggots

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
For gently caress's sake. I have started entering descent, funny content and i get flammed / insulted in every thread i post no matter what content or funniness i post in whatever thread and its beginning to piss me the gently caress off. Now listen here i wouldn't mind if you gently caress holes constantly flamed me as long as i was being gay or being hostile, but there is no loving reason to flame me when i am entering decent content, its just a loving bandwagon. Whats hilarious is that you faggots think you are actually getting on my nerves / upsetting my by insaulting me; I'll tell you, that in school every loving day i was called "asian biaotch" by blacks (I went to school in a black community in cali), I was teased by everyone of all races but mainly blacks, every day, for playing magic the gathering/ warhammer etc. So If i can handle being bullied by large blacks (who im actually cool with now, i matured into a good looking guy who gets girls, and has a girlfriend who lets him gently caress whenever i want), then you think i care what some pasty whites on the internet think of me. Heres a clue if you cant get it into thine thick skull: THE ANSWER CONTAINS THE LETTERS O and N AND NOT IN THAT ORDER, REARANGE THEM TO GET THE ANSWER. Now let me ask you this. What if elf pr0n had my entire posting career? she would still be revered and popular, because she is a girl. this shows how desperate FYAD is, and its ironic that you call GBS nerds/virgins ETC when you circlejerk around girls like poseur and elf pron, who in my opinion is a vappid, stupid oval office who enters no content whatsoever. IVe spoken with lowtax over ICQ/ Email and he actually says that i am a cool guy, what do you nerds think of that, that YOUR HERO lowtax likes me? Whats sad is that now you know lowtax likes me, my popularity will probably go up just for that. You think I give a gently caress? I dont care how popular I am in this forum, I am an independantguy, I play by my own rules and i dont give a flying gently caress what society thinks of me. I have my own style of dress and poo poo, and really dont care who likes me and who doesnt. dont like me? thats thine loss not mine.

Now, if i were ever to meet one of you people who flames me in real life, let's just say thine attitude might change a little. Ive studied tae kwon do for 4 years, and studied kung fu as a young child. I am going to take up judo soon, and also casually jeet kune do. I lift weights every day, and have been in a fight before, and won. That's the thing, that behind the internet you can say whatever you like to me, but you know what? Im secure in the fact that i am popular in my circle of friends in real life, and dont need to be accepted in some spokkerjones forum to boost my self esteem, i am also confident that i could kick most of thine asses in real life, so what do i care? Another thing. You FYADDERS think that you invented "offbeat" humnor like saying random poo poo like "GONG SHOW MUMPS", but its been done before and way loving better. Have you ever seen wobbl and bob? the badger badger mushroom animation? in 30 seconds/2 minutes those 2 flash animations capured a random abstract humor way better than fyad has for years. Even if it were true that fyad was funny, you people have no loving justification in flamming GBS etc for being losers when if you look on most profiles here you will see like-10 000 PPOSTS (-30 POSTS A DAY) posting 30 for hours a fucknig day on an internet forum i mean how pathetic can you get, and you are flaming me?
Heres a little anegdote for you. When I first read this forums, i thought it was hilarious and brilliant. when I saw faggots get mocked for making poo poo posts i laughed and realised i wanted to be a part of this community. Whats more? I found my self attracted to the females who frequent this forum, which is rare since most females on internet forums are ugly. i thought to myself, if i could take any online community and put it IRL for people to hang out, i would choose FYADF. I imagined a high school of FYAD where older posters were teachers. hot girls everywhere, funny people making jokes it would have been the best loving school in the world i thought. But gradually, with each needless flame and racist poo poo i saw, i realised how gay you truely are.I thought to myself, maybe i can remedy the gayness by making funny posts, while still not being rude to newbs. not flaming unless i was flamed first. I thought maybe a revolution in posting would occur and that i would be praised. but i have now gone on to be one of the most unpoipular posters in this entire forum?

HOW CAN I PUT THIS??

F
U
B]C

K

YOU

Jesus. Its not that im angry at you, I am above getting angry at people on the internet, I just feel sorry for you if anything. YOu are incapable of showing compassion towards a poster who tries to improve himself. You are incapable or eror acording to thine own elitist, loving spokkerjones attitudes. You are high school shitlickers who really just dont understand how life works.You know what? you should be flatterd i even bothered typing one line to you fags so let me just end it siomply in plain english so you FAGGOTS can understand what the gently caress im sayng.

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST loving GROUP OF UTTER. loving. IDIOTIC. poo poo EATING. CIRCLEJERK. FAGGOTS. EVER. TO. WALK. THE. EARTH. NOTHING YOU SAY TO ME CAN HURT ME AT ALL! YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT, EDGY OR COOL, YOU ARE JUST A PATHETIC loving PIECES OF poo poo WHO LIKE TO BELLITLE OTHERS OVER THE INTERNET TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. gently caress YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. AM. DONE. TRYING. TO. ADD. CONTENT. HERE. THE ONLY POSTS I loving MAKE WILL BE TO FLAME YOU FAGGOTS AND TO TELL YOU HOW loving STUPID YOU ARE! THERE IS NO BANISHMENT ANY MORE BECAUSE YOU SHITHEELS HARASSED LOWTAX, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO, I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE. [/B]

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

pretty lame war

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Youre all very nice people and i enjoy posting in your company :)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

what if someone held a flame war.. and no one showed up to fight it?? ☮☮☮☮☮

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-q5BfMIE6M

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:

what if someone held a flame war.. and no one showed up to fight it?? ☮☮☮☮☮

dad gay. so what posted:

i once called out GBS to come and fight me IRL at the Casper, WY five guys but no one showed up and i got a 7 day probation

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

flame

more like flamin gay ahahahahha

you all gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

blainestereo posted:

flame

more like flamin gay ahahahahha

you all gay

ur too nice :)

Fluo
May 25, 2007

you literally shaking bro

Fluo
May 25, 2007

dad gay. so what how many goons message you to go on a date

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Maldoror posted:

For gently caress's sake. I have started entering descent, funny content and i get flammed / insulted in every thread i post no matter what content or funniness i post in whatever thread and its beginning to piss me the gently caress off. Now listen here i wouldn't mind if you gently caress holes constantly flamed me as long as i was being gay or being hostile, but there is no loving reason to flame me when i am entering decent content, its just a loving bandwagon. Whats hilarious is that you faggots think you are actually getting on my nerves / upsetting my by insaulting me; I'll tell you, that in school every loving day i was called "asian biaotch" by blacks (I went to school in a black community in cali), I was teased by everyone of all races but mainly blacks, every day, for playing magic the gathering/ warhammer etc. So If i can handle being bullied by large blacks (who im actually cool with now, i matured into a good looking guy who gets girls, and has a girlfriend who lets him gently caress whenever i want), then you think i care what some pasty whites on the internet think of me. Heres a clue if you cant get it into thine thick skull: THE ANSWER CONTAINS THE LETTERS O and N AND NOT IN THAT ORDER, REARANGE THEM TO GET THE ANSWER. Now let me ask you this. What if elf pr0n had my entire posting career? she would still be revered and popular, because she is a girl. this shows how desperate FYAD is, and its ironic that you call GBS nerds/virgins ETC when you circlejerk around girls like poseur and elf pron, who in my opinion is a vappid, stupid oval office who enters no content whatsoever. IVe spoken with lowtax over ICQ/ Email and he actually says that i am a cool guy, what do you nerds think of that, that YOUR HERO lowtax likes me? Whats sad is that now you know lowtax likes me, my popularity will probably go up just for that. You think I give a gently caress? I dont care how popular I am in this forum, I am an independantguy, I play by my own rules and i dont give a flying gently caress what society thinks of me. I have my own style of dress and poo poo, and really dont care who likes me and who doesnt. dont like me? thats thine loss not mine.

Now, if i were ever to meet one of you people who flames me in real life, let's just say thine attitude might change a little. Ive studied tae kwon do for 4 years, and studied kung fu as a young child. I am going to take up judo soon, and also casually jeet kune do. I lift weights every day, and have been in a fight before, and won. That's the thing, that behind the internet you can say whatever you like to me, but you know what? Im secure in the fact that i am popular in my circle of friends in real life, and dont need to be accepted in some spokkerjones forum to boost my self esteem, i am also confident that i could kick most of thine asses in real life, so what do i care? Another thing. You FYADDERS think that you invented "offbeat" humnor like saying random poo poo like "GONG SHOW MUMPS", but its been done before and way loving better. Have you ever seen wobbl and bob? the badger badger mushroom animation? in 30 seconds/2 minutes those 2 flash animations capured a random abstract humor way better than fyad has for years. Even if it were true that fyad was funny, you people have no loving justification in flamming GBS etc for being losers when if you look on most profiles here you will see like-10 000 PPOSTS (-30 POSTS A DAY) posting 30 for hours a fucknig day on an internet forum i mean how pathetic can you get, and you are flaming me?
Heres a little anegdote for you. When I first read this forums, i thought it was hilarious and brilliant. when I saw faggots get mocked for making poo poo posts i laughed and realised i wanted to be a part of this community. Whats more? I found my self attracted to the females who frequent this forum, which is rare since most females on internet forums are ugly. i thought to myself, if i could take any online community and put it IRL for people to hang out, i would choose FYADF. I imagined a high school of FYAD where older posters were teachers. hot girls everywhere, funny people making jokes it would have been the best loving school in the world i thought. But gradually, with each needless flame and racist poo poo i saw, i realised how gay you truely are.I thought to myself, maybe i can remedy the gayness by making funny posts, while still not being rude to newbs. not flaming unless i was flamed first. I thought maybe a revolution in posting would occur and that i would be praised. but i have now gone on to be one of the most unpoipular posters in this entire forum?

HOW CAN I PUT THIS??

F
U
B]C

K

YOU

Jesus. Its not that im angry at you, I am above getting angry at people on the internet, I just feel sorry for you if anything. YOu are incapable of showing compassion towards a poster who tries to improve himself. You are incapable or eror acording to thine own elitist, loving spokkerjones attitudes. You are high school shitlickers who really just dont understand how life works.You know what? you should be flatterd i even bothered typing one line to you fags so let me just end it siomply in plain english so you FAGGOTS can understand what the gently caress im sayng.

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST loving GROUP OF UTTER. loving. IDIOTIC. poo poo EATING. CIRCLEJERK. FAGGOTS. EVER. TO. WALK. THE. EARTH. NOTHING YOU SAY TO ME CAN HURT ME AT ALL! YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT, EDGY OR COOL, YOU ARE JUST A PATHETIC loving PIECES OF poo poo WHO LIKE TO BELLITLE OTHERS OVER THE INTERNET TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. gently caress YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. AM. DONE. TRYING. TO. ADD. CONTENT. HERE. THE ONLY POSTS I loving MAKE WILL BE TO FLAME YOU FAGGOTS AND TO TELL YOU HOW loving STUPID YOU ARE! THERE IS NO BANISHMENT ANY MORE BECAUSE YOU SHITHEELS HARASSED LOWTAX, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO, I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE. [/B]

same

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

TEAYCHES posted:

ur too nice :)

yeah roll with the punchess haha i trolld' you so hard

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Fluo posted:

dad gay. so what how many goons message you to go on a date

all the hot goonettes. i send them pictures of me in my leather jacket smoking a cigarette

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:

ur too nice :)

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Fluo
May 25, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

all the hot goonettes. i send them pictures of me in my leather jacket smoking a cigarette

awesome


can you rate a picture of me out of 10 please

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

blainestereo posted:

yeah roll with the punchess haha i trolld' you so hard

you are the puppet master, you are quite good at this - ever considered going into politics?

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Fluo posted:

awesome


can you rate a picture of me out of 10 please



its pretty cool

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