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Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
For 15 years I have felt shame and regret for having been a missionary. Please berate me so I have a reason outside myself.

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Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

No, come on, help me out. Tell me I'm a dumb human being for believing in god and telling other people to do it too. Anything.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Amorphous Blob posted:

is shame your kink? cuz if so thats disgusting

My life would be way more fulfilling if this were the case. Sadly, my kink is monastic asceticism.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
I'm white.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

a bone to pick posted:

I've been doing missionary with your mom for 15 years

This gave me a hearty lol, thanks. But not what I was looking for. Thanks for trying tho!

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Novo posted:

tell us how did you started / stopped believing in god

I don't think I ever really did. I just felt like it was my duty, and I diligently did what I thought was required of me.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Ceciltron posted:

What kind of missionary? I can only disapprove of missionaries who are the wrong kind of christian.

mormon, ofc

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Lt. Tanaka posted:

Did you convert a pagan?

No, only other kinds of semi-christians.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Methanar posted:

Nice non answer

Ok, I started because I was told to as a child. I stopped because everything is dogshit forever, and pretending magic is real is insane.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Methanar posted:

Go on.


Were you ever abused as a kid?

Yes, but not by my own family as far as I can remember.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Bad Titty Puker posted:

Does Mormonism gently caress people up? Every Mormon I knew was a really nice guy, except for this dick named Chipper who used to like to bully kids and beat them up, but he was a moron and I doubt he was particularly religious.

Doesn't seem to mess you up any worse, or less, than any other kind of fundamentalist evangelical religion. I guess it depends on the rest of your social factors.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

This is p much what I hoped for when I found out they were sending me to the exotic and wild land of Texas to preach to the Catholics and pentecosteses there. I pretty much exclusively spoke Spanish for more than a year of my stay.

Crimson Harvest fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Sep 20, 2015

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Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

A misanthrope posted:

how many gays got machete deaths because of your teachings?

Probably not any. The catholics already had that racket on lockdown in south Texas.

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