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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

the great deceiver posted:

sacramento is actually a cool city and if you really think it is the worst state capital you are literally retarded

sacramento is higher tier due to having light rail.

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Jesse Ventura
Jan 14, 2007

This drink is like somebody's memory of a grapefruit, and the memory is fading.

Bip Roberts posted:

Madison is pretty cool but I don't think it has a train station either.

You're correct, there's an old passenger line that does not have a station anymore.

Madison is a top-tier state capital, in case anyone wants to talk best capitals

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

All of them

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Now now, you gotta be more selective, Egbert. What's your state capital?

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Put another tally in the Harrisburg column

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Now now, you gotta be more selective, Egbert. What's your state capital?














Atlanta


:jerry:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Jesse Ventura posted:

You're correct, there's an old passenger line that does not have a station anymore.

Madison is a top-tier state capital, in case anyone wants to talk best capitals

Madison is pretty badass, but part of it may be due to the fact that the rest of the state is either racist redneck trash or Milwaukee.

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Sep 20, 2015

Jesse Ventura
Jan 14, 2007

This drink is like somebody's memory of a grapefruit, and the memory is fading.

Infidel Castro posted:

Madison is pretty badass, but part of it may be due to the fact that the rest of the state is full of racist redneck trash or Milwaukee.

Also true of Denver and Austin. And SLC actually. We're on to something here

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Hector Beerlioz posted:

So far gooncensus is Harrisburg, PA. I am inclined to agree.

Ok amigo, I'm not saying Harrisburg is some kind of culture mecca but I've driven through it on plenty of highways and down neighborhood roads and it's not that bad. It's got a river, lots of cool brick homes, and walkable neighborhoods. Not even close to the worst capital city.

Salem, Oregon, on the other hand is a place where people drag their obese children past methheads with huge eyes and 90-year old faces rocking themselves on the shared porch. I rode my bike through a gravel parking lot in a subsidized apt complex and I was legit worried that a syringe was going to pop my tire. I went into a lovely strip-mall dry cleaning dropoff and the attendant yelled at me that I couldn't be there. The floor in the dairy queen was dirty. Walking into Wal-Mart was a breath of fresh air because they cared enough to replace the burned out bulbs and clean the floor.

In addition, it has lovely weather and the air smells funny.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
lmao

I.G.Y.
May 5, 2006
washington dc is a pretty cool and hosed up city

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Left of the Dial posted:

washington dc is a pretty cool and hosed up city

Most def NOT a state capitol, FYI.

girlvirus
Jul 3, 2007
Albany just because I live nearby. Like 10 colleges in the area and there is nothing to do. I don't even know how that's possible. + all the bad elements being priced out of NYC by hipsters come here and shoot the place up.

I.G.Y.
May 5, 2006

Bip Roberts posted:

Most def NOT a state capitol, FYI.

no it's a united states capitol

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
Isn't Salem the city in Oregon that smells like poo poo because of the wood processing facility in it.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What's the shittiest city in relation to the whole state?

South Carolina #1, Columbia. Weather, it's a wasteland of gently caress you heat, routinely getting over 105 during the summers with the bonus of gently caress you humidity. Geographically it's a total fuckmess, stuck in the middle of flat south carolina piedmont. It has nothing interesting historically or culturally, and misses coastal features like Charleston. It also doesn't have strong employment/business/tech interests like Greenville/Spartanburg and has nothing to compare to the Blue Ridge escarpment country of the upstate. It's surrounded on most sides by the poorest shittiest parts of SC for 75 miles in every direction. Woodrow Wilson's boyhood home is there but gently caress that guy anyway, league of nations sux

If you want sports gently caress you too. Pro sports don't exist here, and the USC teams are mostly terrible. Supported by frat boy hat sales everywhere though so w/e.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

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boston

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

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peanut posted:

Tallahassee, Florida

Wanna take this outside, peanut

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

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mightychode posted:

tallahassee is actually pretty nice. So this is false.

qft

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Bip Roberts posted:

Most def NOT a state capitol, FYI.

Not a state but DC chat is cool itt. It happens to be the city I live closest to, I'm on the Virginia side.

Nice place, but the only conversation you will have with someone is about what job you/they have.

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

im gay posted:

Isn't Salem the city in Oregon that smells like poo poo because of the wood processing facility in it.

Oregon City used to smell awful because of the paper processing plant, if that's what you mean.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Uncle Enzo posted:

Ok amigo, I'm not saying Harrisburg is some kind of culture mecca but I've driven through it on plenty of highways and down neighborhood roads and it's not that bad. It's got a river, lots of cool brick homes, and walkable neighborhoods. Not even close to the worst capital city.

Salem, Oregon, on the other hand is a place where people drag their obese children past methheads with huge eyes and 90-year old faces rocking themselves on the shared porch. I rode my bike through a gravel parking lot in a subsidized apt complex and I was legit worried that a syringe was going to pop my tire. I went into a lovely strip-mall dry cleaning dropoff and the attendant yelled at me that I couldn't be there. The floor in the dairy queen was dirty. Walking into Wal-Mart was a breath of fresh air because they cared enough to replace the burned out bulbs and clean the floor.

In addition, it has lovely weather and the air smells funny.

On the other hand there are neighborhoods in Harrisburg that have signs basically saying "abandon hope ye who enter here" due to the crime rate.

On the other other hand in addition to the incinerator debacle the longtime former mayor is going to trial for allegedly embezzling funds to buy wild west artifacts. (I don't know if that makes Harrisburg better or worse.)

Polygynous fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Sep 20, 2015

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

Oregon City used to smell awful because of the paper processing plant, if that's what you mean.

Ah yeah that's it.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

Oregon City used to smell awful because of the paper processing plant, if that's what you mean.

From what I've heard, the entire state of Maine smells bad because if paper mills.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
Also I don't think I've been to a state capital that wasn't terrible. Columbus was probably the least due to being an actual city though.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

From what I've heard, the entire state of Maine smells bad because if paper mills.

Maine is basically two states:
Stuck behind tourists.
Stuck behind lumber truck.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

the great deceiver posted:

sacramento is actually a cool city and if you really think it is the worst state capital you are literally retarded

Yeah Sacramento is pretty nice and is growing as people get priced/tired of entitled bay culture. Even in the past 10 years, it now has a pretty vibrant downtown with ton of restaurants, decent music/arts (if you're into that), breweries, and bars (and their drinks don't cost like $10 for a beer like SF).

yeah it's not LA/SF in terms of touristy things and poo poo, but in terms of general day to day livability it's pretty awesome. And you don't have to pay like 3k for a 1 br--I think they're about $800-1k. Nice thing is there are actually a lot of jobs in Sacramento to actually support a pretty diverse and growing place--but they aren't ridiculous VC/Silicon Valley type bullshit so most people are pretty modest and chill.

Or live in Davis which is a loving ton of fun and close to Sac too.

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008

Bip Roberts posted:

Maine is basically two states:
Stuck behind tourists.
Stuck behind lumber truck.

I hear Stephen King lives under one of those two.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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One criteria of worst should be "city that no one knows even exists" on the account of its myopic scope and unspeakable shittyness.

Friends, I submit for your approval, Carson City, Nevada. Surrounded by horrible meth in every direction, impressive racism, poo poo casinos of the gaudiest variety and on the outskirts of town? Whore houses.

Now wait...I know you are thinking, "that's cool". But they are surrounded by all three sides by landfills, junkyards and dead animal pits. Nestled in the warm embrace of useless scorched sand and open pit mines. Top that, Harrisburg.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

anime was right posted:

trenton no question

Ding ding ding.

Nothing comes close to Trenton

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Ding ding ding.

Nothing comes close to Trenton

Came here to post this.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

A goon cited GWAR as a good thing Richmond, VA did for the world. As a Virginian who has lived from Hampton Roads to Louisa County and traveled much further, I agree that this is a good Richmond thing.

It is also the only good Richmond thing.

gently caress Richmond.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

too add in my two cents, harrisburg does not represent the rest of pennsylvania. lived here my whole life and there really are some very nice places.

the cities and roads are complete poo poo though.

symbolic fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Sep 20, 2015

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
Yeah but that makes Richmond seem kind of neutral rather than somewhere actively terrible like Trenton.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Basic Poster posted:

One criteria of worst should be "city that no one knows even exists" on the account of its myopic scope and unspeakable shittyness.

Friends, I submit for your approval, Carson City, Nevada. Surrounded by horrible meth in every direction, impressive racism, poo poo casinos of the gaudiest variety and on the outskirts of town? Whore houses.

Now wait...I know you are thinking, "that's cool". But they are surrounded by all three sides by landfills, junkyards and dead animal pits. Nestled in the warm embrace of useless scorched sand and open pit mines. Top that, Harrisburg.

I was actually thinking about Carson City but harrisburg still sounded worse so i was just gunna roll with it. But yeah CC loving sucks

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
Harrisburg ain't so bad. if there are 49 state capitols that are nicer to live than Harrisburg, this country is probably doing alright

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

spoon0042 posted:

On the other hand there are neighborhoods in Harrisburg that have signs basically saying "abandon hope ye who enter here" due to the crime rate.

On the other other hand in addition to the incinerator debacle the longtime former mayor is going to trial for allegedly embezzling funds to buy wild west artifacts. (I don't know if that makes Harrisburg better or worse.)

There are actual signs? Also I thought it was civil war stuff that got bought.

symbolic posted:

too add in my two cents, harrisburg does not represent the rest of pennsylvania. lived here my whole life and there really are some very nice places.

the cities and roads are complete poo poo though.
PA's roads are designed for minotaurs

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

solaranus posted:

There are actual signs? Also I thought it was civil war stuff that got bought.

both. the civil war museum actually opened (and has been in financial trouble ever since). the wild west museum never materialized and the stuff got auctioned off

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Springfield, Illinois looks like what Washington DC would look like twenty years after every person on earth suddenly disappeared.

Still better than Harrisburg.

FormerPoster fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Sep 20, 2015

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

solaranus posted:

PA's roads are designed for minotaurs
penndot is loving useless when it comes to road repair

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