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i go faster than everybody else passing everybody doing 20 miles 4 miles up hill and i am still skinny fat plz help
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 00:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:32 |
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 00:10 |
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I dont know how to lift weights
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 00:11 |
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I've drank three beers today so far
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 00:12 |
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Sorry forgot to add i have only been biking for a week and before that just playing games and bbqing chicken. Where are my gains tho
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 00:52 |
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Top City Homo posted:are uy still fat as ffuck you human being op ? last i checked YES
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 17:04 |
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Punch Card posted:have u tried GORP GORP GORP!?!?! sorry im not in on this new and fascinating meme
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 17:20 |
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numberoneposter posted:you need to do intervals and 20 miles lmao ur making me chuckle but i guess you gotta start somewhere. people saying cycling wont make you skinny and buff arent pedaling hard enough. to be sure you arnt gonna get huge biceps and upper body that easily but frankly if you sprint harsh enough you are still get some upper body work done but its def. an afterthought!!! so maybe hit the gym too OP. you must look god drat retarded on your bike when you do 10-20 seconds of MAX POWER lmfao
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 17:56 |
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nerd
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 17:56 |
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lmao says the guy who bikes around looking like he's about to puke all the time
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 18:01 |
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Internetjack posted:Good job on asking for advice, ignoring all the good advice given, and acting like a smug idiot. yeah becasue when i post in gbs asking how to not be fat while simultaneously mentioning i drank three beers and don't lift weights im looking for serious advice
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 18:04 |
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DeadBlack posted:You could always just keep getting fatter as your metabolism slows down to an elderly creep and play off your disgusting body as a kind of joke and be a cool funny fat guy like chris farely and die horribly in a pile of cocaine vomit and depression finally some good advice
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 18:06 |
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numberoneposter posted:i drank 10 beers and a mickey of whiskey last night dont be such a loving pussy i think we know now why you can only keep up max power for 30 seconds before u puke
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 18:08 |
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rezatahs posted:"oh wow, you look like you bicycle!" - something literally nobody has said since the beginning of time ill be the first
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 21:15 |
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Amnomia posted:OP your probably one of those noob b*tches that downshifts all the way going up a hill and looks like a noob f*ggot pedaling a million rpm yet literally travels slower than a small child crawling. noob actually this is true but only because my high gears are completely out of tune and i can't even use the big gear
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 22:47 |
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Don't know how
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 00:58 |
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just lol if you wear that spandex poo poo while you bike
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 01:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:32 |
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im getting really sick of your poo poo
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 02:00 |