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ethanol posted:I dont know how to lift weights "oh wow, you look like you bicycle!" - something literally nobody has said since the beginning of time
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smoking 20 cigarettes a day and still lame
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 20:21 |
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rezatahs posted:"oh wow, you look like you bicycle!" - something literally nobody has said since the beginning of time ill be the first
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 21:15 |
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I smoke, never exercise, eat fast food a couple times a week and have a nice tight body. Sorry OP.
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 21:22 |
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I'm very underweight though.
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 21:24 |
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my balls have a nice musk after a good lift lift weights do steroids opp be alpha
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 21:40 |
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DeadBlack posted:smoking 20 cigarettes a day and still lame experiment with these until you find one that makes you swag af
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:03 |
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ethanol posted:you must look god drat retarded on your bike when you do 10-20 seconds of MAX POWER lmfao OP your probably one of those noob b*tches that downshifts all the way going up a hill and looks like a noob f*ggot pedaling a million rpm yet literally travels slower than a small child crawling. noob
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:18 |
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Amnomia posted:OP your probably one of those noob b*tches that downshifts all the way going up a hill and looks like a noob f*ggot pedaling a million rpm yet literally travels slower than a small child crawling. noob wow. this. [talk-about-owned.gif]
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:19 |
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Amnomia posted:wow. this. [talk-about-owned.gif]
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:21 |
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thats not the gif i was thinking about matey but thank u for the support.
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:24 |
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your cool, brother.
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:24 |
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Amnomia posted:your cool, brother. no i was calling you that and yeah, im ballin as gently caress
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:38 |
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Matey posted:no i was calling you that oh no WTF
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:41 |
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start lifting weights (lotta beginners guides on the ol' www, starting strength could be ok?). add in stuff like pushups, squats etc (check out 100 pushups and such, they have apps too). watch what you eat, ramp up protein and throw in lots of veggies and whole grains and some cool fats too. i believe in you OP
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:42 |
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Amnomia posted:oh no WTF yeah bud, i know
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:45 |
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Amnomia posted:OP your probably one of those noob b*tches that downshifts all the way going up a hill and looks like a noob f*ggot pedaling a million rpm yet literally travels slower than a small child crawling. noob actually this is true but only because my high gears are completely out of tune and i can't even use the big gear
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:47 |
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I've had mixed results with bicycling. I haven't lost weight, especially around the midsection, but I've built a lot of leg muscle and built a lot of endurance. When I did take up weight lifting, even a little bit with dumbbells, I felt a pretty immediate effect when bicycling, especially on hills. There is a lot of ways to bicycle. People sometimes bicycle purely for "exercise", in the sense of cardiovascular, and those people are usually suburbanites who are going around a closed route before they go back to their apartment building. If you are doing that, on a road bike, it makes sense to go fast and see how far you can push yourself. If you are bicycling for adventure, going on routes you don't know and trying to see things you don't know, that is a good way to get really sick. Bicycling while hungry, thirsty or hot is a good way to get sick or injure yourself through distraction. Sorry for serious posting in GBS.
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:13 |
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Champenema posted:Lost about 20 lbs this summer biking about the same amount on flat trails. Blaze up, earbuds in, then sing lovely pop songs to the woodchucks & bunnies at the top of my lungs.
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:16 |
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glowing-fish posted:take up lifting,
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:33 |
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ethanol posted:actually this is true but only because my high gears are completely out of tune and i can't even use the big gear my advice fix ur bike or get a new one (my advice craigslist XD) get up get up get up on ur FEET going up the hills dont be a noob and check out "intermittent fasting" more specifically leangains
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:34 |
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bicycles are for children gfg
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# ? Sep 20, 2015 23:57 |
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Hmmm let me see, what is a more fun and challenging activity? Maybe I could get on a bicycle and bicycle 20 miles up a mountain road into the middle of the Rocky Mountains, where I can sit next to a clean, roaring mountain stream and enjoy the thrill of being by myself in nature, or I can sit out in my garage moving my arms in the same motions on an old bench next to my Camaro while listening to Megadeth. HMmmmm...what sounds better? I mean, I know the average goon lives in an exurb of Indianapolis or some other boring midwestern city and the only things in bicycling range are the Olive Garden and the OTHER Olive Garden, but that isn't true of all of us.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:13 |
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glowing-fish posted:Hmmm let me see, what is a more fun and challenging activity? Maybe I could get on a bicycle and bicycle 20 miles up a mountain road into the middle of the Rocky Mountains, where I can sit next to a clean, roaring mountain stream and enjoy the thrill of being by myself in nature, or I can sit out in my garage moving my arms in the same motions on an old bench next to my Camaro while listening to Megadeth. HMmmmm...what sounds better? I propose doing one today and the other tomorrow.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:28 |
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Matey posted:bicycles are for children gfg u are really getting on my last nerve, "matey."
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:29 |
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withak posted:I propose doing one today and the other tomorrow. maybe compare and contrast the breadsticks at each location. Yeah this seems good
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:36 |
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Amnomia posted:u are really getting on my last nerve, "matey." I'm sorry NOT
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:37 |
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i gotta go with megadeth and the camaro tbh
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:38 |
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ElectricSheep posted:https://www.myfitnesspal.com/ I lost like 45 lbs in like 5 months in 2013 by doing this also exercising a lot
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:40 |
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glowing-fish posted:Hmmm let me see, what is a more fun and challenging activity? Maybe I could get on a bicycle and bicycle 20 miles up a mountain road into the middle of the Rocky Mountains, where I can sit next to a clean, roaring mountain stream and enjoy the thrill of being by myself in nature, or I can sit out in my garage moving my arms in the same motions on an old bench next to my Camaro while listening to Megadeth. HMmmmm...what sounds better? biking is a hobby for losers and women real men interact with other men in the gym lift weights and gently caress twinks in the shower
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ethanol posted:i go faster than everybody else passing everybody doing 20 miles 4 miles up hill and i am still skinny fat plz help please understand that you will never, ever, EVER be good enough for us you will live life under the livid gaze of angry, beautiful people who resent your fatness you are gross and unloved you will never change this never
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:51 |
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become strong fat lift weights
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:53 |
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Don't know how
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:58 |
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Cycling only works the vaginal muscles and nothing else so cycling 20 miles is only equal to one taco bell fart.
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glowing-fish posted:Hmmm let me see, what is a more fun and challenging activity? Maybe I could get on a bicycle and bicycle 20 miles up a mountain road into the middle of the Rocky Mountains, where I can sit next to a clean, roaring mountain stream and enjoy the thrill of being by myself in nature, or I can sit out in my garage moving my arms in the same motions on an old bench next to my Camaro while listening to Megadeth. HMmmmm...what sounds better? Just blot the clear cuts from your brain! Seriously look at a satellite map of Vancouver Island it's kinda patchy.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:42 |
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numberoneposter posted:Lucky for me the forestry industry in BC has blessed us with virtually an endless amount of fire roads for easy access to nature. why are you not in victoria right now picking up 19 year old nursing students?
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:53 |
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Top City Homo posted:why are you not in victoria right now picking up 19 year old nursing students? edit: i live in vic
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:55 |
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just lol if you wear that spandex poo poo while you bike
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 01:57 |
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one of my favorite "pick up lines" is to show girls my ridiculous tan lines because im really tanned but then the cut off at my arms and legs is razor sharp it grosses some girls out lol but most of them seem to like it or at least find it amusing and not A Bad Thing
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im getting really sick of your poo poo
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