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Amnomia
Jun 12, 2003

ethanol posted:

you must look god drat retarded on your bike when you do 10-20 seconds of MAX POWER lmfao

OP your probably one of those noob b*tches that downshifts all the way going up a hill and looks like a noob f*ggot pedaling a million rpm yet literally travels slower than a small child crawling. noob

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Amnomia
Jun 12, 2003

Amnomia posted:

OP your probably one of those noob b*tches that downshifts all the way going up a hill and looks like a noob f*ggot pedaling a million rpm yet literally travels slower than a small child crawling. noob

wow. this. [talk-about-owned.gif]

Amnomia
Jun 12, 2003


thats not the gif i was thinking about matey but thank u for the support.

Amnomia
Jun 12, 2003

your cool, brother.

Amnomia
Jun 12, 2003

Matey posted:

no i was calling you that

and yeah, im ballin as gently caress

oh no WTF

Amnomia
Jun 12, 2003

ethanol posted:

actually this is true but only because my high gears are completely out of tune and i can't even use the big gear

my advice fix ur bike or get a new one (my advice craigslist XD) get up get up get up on ur FEET going up the hills dont be a noob

and check out "intermittent fasting" more specifically leangains

Amnomia
Jun 12, 2003

Matey posted:

bicycles are for children gfg

u are really getting on my last nerve, "matey."

Amnomia
Jun 12, 2003

notZaar posted:

Ha-ha yeah what an idiot for exploiting mechanical advantage. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to my fixie, I'm late for a crying party.

ur too weak if u sit down going up hills. u must learn to harness the power of ur gastrocnemius

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Amnomia
Jun 12, 2003

while it is true (and i concur), "squats" may be sufficient to procure a gastrocnemius of acceptable proportions, consider this: how about.

it is only with a bicycle's full range of motion can one's soleus truly reach the magnitude necessary to attract a woman of only the finest caliber. QED

ps if ur bike breaks down climbing hills may i suggest upgrading from ur $99 huffy k-mart special lmao (my advice craigslist XD)

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