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gently caress im locked out
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Sep 20, 2015 03:55
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Pick the lock with your thin dick and your long rear end thumbnail
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Sep 20, 2015 03:57
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this is seirous becuase m yroommates aren't coming home tonight and im locked out FCK
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Sep 20, 2015 03:58
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loving ciggerestes amirite????
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Sep 20, 2015 03:58
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Sep 20, 2015 03:59
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Sheep-Goats posted:Pick the lock with your thin dick
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Sep 20, 2015 03:59
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That's why I always keep my porch door unlocked.
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Sep 20, 2015 03:59
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Sep 20, 2015 04:00
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ur dead op
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Sep 20, 2015 04:01
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Expose yourself to a cop and you'll get a bed to sleep in tonight.
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Sep 20, 2015 04:02
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seriously wh o theuckc thinks a door htat locks itslef is a good idea for drunk people
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Sep 20, 2015 04:02
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Look around your house, maybe the person who lived there before wasn't a boglord dumbfool and put a key in a plastic rock. And while you do that vigorously dink away on your needlefine peenut
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Sep 20, 2015 04:03
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Sheep-Goats posted:Look around your house, maybe the person who lived there before wasn't a boglord dumbfool and put a key in a plastic rock. good idea i will investigate
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Sep 20, 2015 04:04
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Break a window bitch
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Sep 20, 2015 04:05
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anglerfish posted:Break a window bitch
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Sep 20, 2015 04:05
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i was lookin forward to some xbone time tonight but now it looks like ill be spendin the night on the streets
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Sep 20, 2015 04:06
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ethanol posted:i was lookin forward to some xbone time tonight but now it looks like ill be spendin the night on the streets u are now a lady of the night
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Sep 20, 2015 04:07
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SHIiiiiiiiiiiiiit frcuk pissssssssssss
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Sep 20, 2015 04:08
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im too drunk to handle this sigtuation
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Sep 20, 2015 04:09
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better to just post about it on my porch
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Sep 20, 2015 04:09
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call a lock smith
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Sep 20, 2015 04:43
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Go to the bar and tell the ugly woman your sad story, maybe you can stay at her place if you lick out her hole.
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Sep 20, 2015 04:57
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This doesn't always work, but it's worth a try. 1) place your left hand flat next to the lock. 2a) take your right hand and curl the fingers of it into your palm (similar to making a fist) and keep them there. 2b) drive your right hand into your face, hard. I hope I have helped you. 
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Sep 20, 2015 05:00
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Just sleep in your car. I'm sure you're a smart guy with a nice, spacious vehicle
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Sep 20, 2015 05:35
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just saw this thread in the 'popular thread list' so i thought i should give u an update: i slept on a hammock outside it worked out pretty well.
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yeah but now you're missing the xp bonus from sleeping in your own bed
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