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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
:siren: dont ever get the Jalapeno Roasted Chili Corn at chipotle

it's guaranteed to be half frozen, or completely freezer burned. its delicious in theory but in application its actually really disgusting because the mongoloids who work behind the counter havent figured out how to properly defrost corn yet

also not sure why the have romaine lettuce :confused: that stuff is pretty bad. iceberg is easily the top dog of lettuce

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lot of chipotle advertising lately.. what does it all mean

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world
Chipotle is inferior to Taco Bell

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Chipotle is all there is. Chipotle and you can be happy.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

DeadBlack posted:

Chipotle is inferior to Taco Bell

not sure where this is coming from? taco bell is by definition the bottom of the barrel. like it's the lowest form of edible food that can be legally sold in the united states

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world

ROFLburger posted:

not sure where this is coming from? taco bell is by definition the bottom of the barrel. like it's the lowest form of edible food that can be legally sold in the united states

All restuarants with more than like 5 locations serve mass produced garbage engineered to be cheap, inoffensive, and consistent. All of it barely qualifies as food. If I'm gonna eat some plastic trash, I'd rather pay less and get marginally better food at Taco Bell than Chipotle. That and Chipotle custormers/employees are among the most grating sets of people to me.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Chipotle would be a lot better if they could genetically engineer their ingredients to be more tasty.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Just poo poo and piss in a tortilla and you've already upgraded from Chipoltle.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

DeadBlack posted:

All restuarants with more than like 5 locations serve mass produced garbage engineered to be cheap, inoffensive, and consistent. All of it barely qualifies as food

wrong again, big chief. if you look closely at the chipotle ingredients when you're at the counter, you'll notice that theyre all real. the beef is actually beef and you can see them grilling up those delicious steaks in the back of the kitchen

DeadBlack posted:

That and Chipotle custormers/employees are among the most grating sets of people to me.

ok this is actually true you got me on this one

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Just poo poo and piss in a tortilla and you've already upgraded from Chipoltle.

Yes, but sometimes I'm not in the mood to cook.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Think I'll stick with Five Guys, but thanks for the warning.

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world

Mo_Steel posted:

Think I'll stick with Five Guys, but thanks for the warning.

Five Guys is overpriced and mediocre but definitely many notches above Chipotle

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

ROFLburger posted:

properly defrost corn

a rare talent

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

willing to bet this guy might not work out much

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
gently caress off back to retard town

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


would

both of them

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

put it in me

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
eat out of a dumpster. it's basically the same thing and it's free.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
help i cant make a burrito

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

help i cant make a burrito


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Just poo poo and piss in a tortilla

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

is taco bell the most profitable fast food joint ?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious posted:

gently caress off back to retard town

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
faaart

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

ty!!!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
last time someone at work was picking up chipotle so i ordered tacos. i come to receive my order and they only gave me 2 tacos. there's supposed to be 3 and they drat well loving know it. gently caress chipotle. that was the last straw for me. their food sucks dick anyway and we have better versions of their same weak rear end schtick available where i live (not moe's, somehow moe's is even worse)

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Im gonna microwave a can of beans for lunch and toot toot on up to heaven

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002


its a pig guy from jabba palace!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Chipotle is a bad restaurant but taco bell is the worst.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
If you make enough money to not appreciate Taco Bell then you shouldn't eat any of this crap.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i know it's cool to dislike chipotle but if you legitimately feel taco bell's food is near the same level of quality then youre loving braindead

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

thathonkey posted:

i know it's cool to dislike chipotle but if you legitimately feel taco bell's food is near the same level of quality then youre loving braindead
When I ate a burrito at Chipotle in suburban Colorado it was flavorless crap. It doesn't matter because I don't eat taco bell either but at least it's good junk food for a bargain.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Taco Bell



Chipotle

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Nonsense posted:

Taco Bell



Chipotle


nice job you found bad pics of both places good job

lets pack up the thread here boys case closed

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Nonsense posted:

Taco Bell



Chipotle


owowooawowaowowowowaowie

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

ROFLburger posted:

nice job you found bad pics of both places good job

lets pack up the thread here boys case closed

:gas:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Get a tortilla.
poo poo into the tortilla.
Chipotle.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I judge all my food based on pictures too. loving idiot.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
i think the spaghetti on the bottom looks fresher :confused:

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Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

TEAYCHES posted:

lot of chipotle advertising lately.. what does it all mean

http://www.eater.com/2015/8/25/9207103/customers-food-poisoning-chipotle-california
http://www.eater.com/2015/9/11/9310667/chipotle-salmonella-outbreak-minnesota

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