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I realized the other day despite there being a number of good video games about ninjas, movies about ninjas are almost universally terrible. please tell me about some good watchable ninja movies that don't feature a weird looking white guy with a bad mustache. I have seen Ninja with Scott Adkins which was pretty cool and I have Revenge of the Ninja queued up because Cannon Films almost never disappoints. If anyone is aware of a Godfrey Ho ninja movie that has a B-plot that isn't snooze worthy I'd love to hear about that too in exchange for this service I will tell you a story about the only ninjutsu practitioner I ever met: I went for a massage once and my usual therapist was out sick so instead of rescheduling I said whoever's available is fine. he ended up being a big fat white guy with a goatee who talked my ear off about being a black belt in ninjutsu throughout my entire massage after finding out that I fence I did not leave him a very good tip because his ninjutsu was extremely weak as I could hear him talking during the entire god drat massage and his girth made him very visible please share your ninja movie opinions and fellow experiences with people who claim to know ninjutsu. ty in advance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5WBSgJaVRc
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dicku sucku
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Sep 20, 2015 21:20
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american ninja
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Sep 20, 2015 21:20
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dunno if this counts, but fearless was a pretty badass ninja kung fu movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446059/
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Sep 20, 2015 21:21
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Sep 20, 2015 21:21
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kill bill
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Sep 20, 2015 21:21
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Miami Connection 1987: Cocaine, ninjas, motorcycles, guns, Miami, etc. This was a synergy of the film industry in the 80s, truly the sum of the whole of its parts.
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Sep 20, 2015 21:23
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Boko Haram posted:Miami Connection 1987: Cocaine, ninjas, motorcycles, guns, Miami, etc. This was a synergy of the film industry in the 80s, truly the sum of the whole of its parts. I said no weird looking white guys with mustaches  that said miami connection is pretty top tier ninja schlock, everyone should see it
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Sep 20, 2015 21:30
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if someone had told me sooner that this was actually die hard for kids featuring hulk hogan as john mcclane I'dve been in a way bigger hurry to go see it
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Sep 20, 2015 21:31
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Shinobi is legit the best ninja movie ever. Rival ninja clans at war to decide which clan's village will be allowed to continue to exist under the emperor iirc.     
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Sep 20, 2015 21:49
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Sep 20, 2015 21:50
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pretty soft girl posted:I went for a massage once and my usual therapist was out sick so instead of rescheduling I said whoever's available is fine. he ended up being a big fat white guy with a goatee who talked my ear off about being a black belt in ninjutsu throughout my entire massage after finding out that I fence I'm not able to find it at moment with no search function, but there was a goon last year around Oct/Nov who made a long rear end post about a Turkish massage (or it was done by guy from Turkey) that he'd just had done. He was rather traumatized, the poor fella. And I reckon your ordeal pales in comparison. So, stop your grizzling about that, it really could've been much, much worse. 
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Sep 20, 2015 22:06
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Pawn 17 posted:Shinobi is legit the best ninja movie ever. Rival ninja clans at war to decide which clan's village will be allowed to continue to exist under the emperor iirc. This looks pretty awesome I'll check it out This looks even worse than kung fury based on the title alone
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Sep 20, 2015 22:07
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Oh, I'm not sure if that's actually a movie. It's just the first thing I thought of, so posted it.
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Sep 20, 2015 22:11
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beverly hills ninja
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Sep 20, 2015 22:12
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Came to post this.
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Sep 20, 2015 22:13
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ninja scroll
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Sep 20, 2015 22:20
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Ninja 3 The Domination has a rad opening scene and then it gets weird and cool
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Sep 20, 2015 22:27
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Parallax Scroll posted:ninja scroll Reported for posting anime
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Sep 20, 2015 22:28
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Sep 20, 2015 22:31
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Duel to the Death has some good ninja poo poo in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lq6Y5WOt14
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Sep 20, 2015 22:32
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Ninja Hunter also has some good ninja poo poo in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-9SevjkOhQ ninjas are the bad guys in both but they do lots of cool ninja stuff in both!! and the full movies being on youtube isn't too shabby either
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Sep 20, 2015 22:34
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gi samurai is a good one, watch ninjas from feudal Japan take down American made Korean War surplus helicopter
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Sep 20, 2015 22:35
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Ninja the Final Duel is another one that's way ninja and totally on youtube for free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49xAYcZtBwc it's also endorsed by the WU TANG CLAN and they ain't nothin to gently caress with
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Sep 20, 2015 22:38
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if you're in a 90s nostalgia mood Leslie Neilson is really loving good in Surf Ninjas and that movie is about as 90s as it gets
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Sep 20, 2015 22:41
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Ninja Turtles, the first one. Also uh I think it was called 5 Element Ninjas, or maybe 5 Color Ninjas, it is a Shaw Bros one and it was cool.
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Sep 20, 2015 22:42
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Ninja 3 The Domination has a rad opening scene and then it gets weird and cool
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Sep 20, 2015 22:44
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La Blue Girl. Sexy ninjas.
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Sep 20, 2015 23:10
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Light Gun Man posted:Ninja Turtles, the first one. the Shaw Bros is pretty much guaranteed to be primo poo poo then after they faded, Golden Harvest was top dog for like 2 decades and their poo poo is def. primo
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