ncki minaj "outs" taylor swift as a pigfucker

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vug: Jan 23, 2015; by Cowcaster

not content with throwing shade at the songstress at the VMA awards, now nicki minaj has accused taylor swift of boasting on numerous occasions of having committed lewd acts with pigs, apparently not making it clear whether the pigs were living or dead. "that's what the country poo poo was about," she is quoted as saying. "she did it to get close to the pigs. but now she's got that mansion with the special conveyor belt."

critics have accused minaj of opportunism, these remarks coming hot on the heels of similar allegations against the british prime minister david cameron

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cthulusnewzulubbq: Jan 26, 2009; I saw something
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 22:59

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

i hope this is only the first incident in an extended series of public pigfucking accusations.

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Serious Frolicking posted:

i hope this is only the first incident in an extended series of public pigfucking accusations.

Second, David Cameron

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:01

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

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afeelgoodpoop: Oct 14, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

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flerp: Feb 25, 2014

any, uh, pics?

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:03

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# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:07

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Broenheim posted:

any, uh, pics?

Sure thing

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:08

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Sheep-Goats posted:

Second, David Cameron

no, he actually hosed a pig. what i want is completely unfounded allegations of pigfucking for every vaguely public figure that someone dislikes.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:09

poopzilla: Nov 23, 2004

i knew it

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:09

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

THIS. SICK. BEAT.

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# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:14

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Serious Frolicking posted:

no, he actually hosed a pig. what i want is completely unfounded allegations of pigfucking for every vaguely public figure that someone dislikes.

the only reason obama converted to christianity is because pigs are haram in islam

now he's happier than a pig in poo poo that's also filled with presidential cock

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:14

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

why do you think geroge clooney was a bachelor forever?

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:17

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Miley Cyrus continues the trend of country pigfuckers

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:18

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

i'd suspect miley of this before tswift tbh

e:fb kinda

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Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

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Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Kilmers Elbow posted:

you are not only racist but also gay af if you would not bang her hth

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:45

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

you are not only racist but also gay af if you would not bang her hth

No that kind of shape is really gross and nasty.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:09

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

Sheep-Goats posted:

No that kind of shape is really gross and nasty.

gay racist spotted

# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:29

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Blue Train posted:

you are not only racist but also gay af if you would not bang her hth

Racist against, what? Bumblebees?

# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:57

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

that dastardly minaj

# ? Sep 22, 2015 03:02

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

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My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Kilmers Elbow posted:

You ever notice how sometimes Minaj has lumpy asscheeks? And one day the left one will be bigger than the right one? Drake be callin her Biggie Smalls! She stuffs her tights every morning! Seriously, ask her to sit down on a spill some time! Super Absorbent. Bounty!

# ? Sep 22, 2015 03:08

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

tay tay brings out the bright eyed country lass in me

# ? Sep 22, 2015 03:16

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

theres hope for me

Came here to post this

# ? Sep 22, 2015 13:06

Verily I Shat: May 24, 2015; by Smythe

Gonna need more details about this conveyor belt

# ? Sep 22, 2015 13:08

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

you are not only racist but also gay af if you would not bang her hth

I'm scared she'd eat you after, like a preying mantis. I don't think all of her insanity is an act. Or even most of it.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 13:12

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Completely true story: Taylor Swift punished the hell out of a toilet in my house and she left without flushing or washing her hands.

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TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

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TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

Blue Train posted:

you are not only racist but also gay af if you would not bang her hth

thank you for noticing

# ? Sep 22, 2015 16:11

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

Miley Cyrus continues the trend of country pigfuckers

Her shock value is so overplayed that she literally flashed live TV and not a single gently caress was given

I still remember when that caused a meltdown in the American media just a few years back

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jlechem: Nov 2, 2011; Fun Shoe

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

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TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Blazing Ownager posted:

Her shock value is so overplayed that she literally flashed live TV and not a single gently caress was given

I still remember when that caused a meltdown in the American media just a few years back

it was a black boob not a white boob

# ? Sep 22, 2015 16:58

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taylor swift is a confirmed TRANSGENDER and therefore has PIG FETAL TISSUE in his VAGERNA to create a LASTING TASTE SENSATION

- famed rapper and AUTIST and FAKE BUTT HAVER nicki minaj

# ? Sep 22, 2015 17:01