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Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

is there a size limit

# ? Sep 23, 2015 04:50

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:13

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Windows 98 posted:

is there a size limit

must be bigger than 6 inches and have a sizable girth

# ? Sep 23, 2015 05:04

StandardVC10: Feb 6, 2007; This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

The MSJ posted:

Someone do something with this Lowtax:

edit: rehosted

What the gently caress am I looking at here

# ? Sep 23, 2015 05:10

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

# ? Sep 23, 2015 05:12

nnnotime: Sep 30, 2001; Hesitate, and you will be lost.

Here's mine:

# ? Sep 23, 2015 05:23

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

StandardVC10 posted:

What the gently caress am I looking at here

http://ultimatelazerbot.deviantart.com/

Thread here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3467407

edit:
The creator of the comic noticed the GBS (now BSS) thread and got angry at Lowtax when he eventually cannot read it due to the paywall. He was also mad when the thread questioned his constant use of homophobic slurs.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Sep 23, 2015

# ? Sep 23, 2015 05:33

grope proof vest: Jan 11, 2006

Here is a thing or two

# ? Sep 23, 2015 05:33

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Windows 98 posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2015 05:37

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

nnnotime posted:

Here's mine:

# ? Sep 23, 2015 05:46

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

rename the university

# ? Sep 23, 2015 05:47

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

why can't i buy

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Sep 23, 2015

# ? Sep 23, 2015 06:27

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

i'd buy a CNST sticker to slap on the side on my computer

please fuhrer lowtax

# ? Sep 23, 2015 06:28

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Sep 23, 2015 06:53

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

# ? Sep 23, 2015 07:07

ColoradoCleric: Dec 26, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Arri posted:

Usually if you want a business to make money, you put actual effort into running it.

Agreed

# ? Sep 23, 2015 07:15

Tree Goat: May 24, 2009; argania spinosa

# ? Sep 23, 2015 07:19

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Tree Goat posted:

i'm sad that you know my life

# ? Sep 23, 2015 07:22

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

I'm going to be another one of those retards saying that they'd buy a city name sports team shirt for like $30 but it must have a DHL shipping option

# ? Sep 23, 2015 07:37

Lolly Poopdeck: Oct 21, 2010; by zen death robot

# ? Sep 23, 2015 08:09

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Lolly Poopdeck posted:

lol

# ? Sep 23, 2015 08:42

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2015 08:53

George Rouncewell: Jul 20, 2007; You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

treasure bear posted:

I like this

# ? Sep 23, 2015 10:11

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 11:30

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Exclamation Marx posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2015 13:28

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

gentle pete posted:

Lolly Poopdeck posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2015 14:41

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Here are just a few ideas I had to get the ball rolling on making more money for Mr. Low Tax Tonka.

1. Allow users to pay $10 to probate someone for 6 hours, $20 to probate for 24 hours, $50 to ban
2. Let someone change a mod's name for $50
3. Start a Patronum account
4. Ban all users, most will probably rereg
5. Sell premium ad space within users' avatars

I hope this helps you make more money off of this something awful internet forum site.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 14:43

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

SquadronROE posted:

5. Sell premium ad space within users' avatars

This would truly take the Star Citizen thread to the next level.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 14:47

Unity Gain: Sep 15, 2007; dancing blue

SquadronROE posted:

Here are just a few ideas I had to get the ball rolling on making more money for Mr. Low Tax Tonka.

1. Allow users to pay $10 to probate someone for 6 hours, $20 to probate for 24 hours, $50 to ban
2. Let someone change a mod's name for $50
3. Start a Patronum account
4. Ban all users, most will probably rereg
5. Sell premium ad space within users' avatars

I hope this helps you make more money off of this something awful internet forum site.

Also, let plat members pay to change the grenade icon to something else.

Also, maybe lower the price of smilies from $30 to $20. You'll make up the difference in volume. $20 is still considered "disposable", but $30 jumps up into that realm of "meh, too much".

# ? Sep 23, 2015 14:59

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

$10 to probably someone for 6 hours doesn't sound that bad. Everyone wins. The idiot paying $10 gets to feel like they hurt someone over the internet. The person banned gets the satisfaction of getting someone real mad on the internet, similar to a red-text. Lowtax gets half way to buying another bottle of vodka.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 15:12

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Germstore posted:

$10 to probably someone for 6 hours doesn't sound that bad. Everyone wins. The idiot paying $10 gets to feel like they hurt someone over the internet. The person banned gets the satisfaction of getting someone real mad on the internet, similar to a red-text. Lowtax gets half way to buying another bottle of vodka.

Dunno what kind of vodka you think Lowtax is buying but I'm pretty sure that's 100% of the way. They come in plastic bottles.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 15:15

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Lowtax, have you considered changing registration price from $10 to $10000000? I know it is a lot but hey, only gotta sell 1!!

# ? Sep 23, 2015 15:30

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

People cry out for a leader, we need a forums joan of ark or nelson mandela.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 16:12

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Croc Monster posted:

Also, let plat members pay to change the grenade icon to something else.

Also, maybe lower the price of smilies from $30 to $20. You'll make up the difference in volume. $20 is still considered "disposable", but $30 jumps up into that realm of "meh, too much".

Good thoughts! Let's keep a running list going to help Lowtax out.

6. Smilies lowered from $30 to $20 for increased market penetration
7. Allow Star Citizen to advertise everywhere

# ? Sep 23, 2015 16:14

Korthal: May 26, 2011

I actually was wondering the other day how SA sustains itself since we're now on the pooper end of the life cycle, and I guess the answer is it doesn't. Sorry, I'll go buy some emoticons right away.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 16:18

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

I don't know if my new AV came from here, the Star Trek thread, or one of the Metal Gear threads but in any case we generated that AV revenue for Lowtax so :cheerdoge:

to five more bucks in the kid's college fund!

Gonna miss old stupid newbie but I can see myself being happy with this one even though I truthfully don't understand why I received it.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 16:21