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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
:synpa:

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
masturbating is there but hentai is not

this is going to be awkward

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Autocunnilingus? Who can eat their own pussy? I need to see that.

i saw a whole library of pictures of dudes who can perform auto fellatio and it was real strange and not my fault i saw it

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Portland update: still falling into Hell. Caco(cock-o)demons everywhere.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Da fakk is sounding?
Riding a boombox sybian style?

Concerning autocunnilingus i saw a 20min video montage of girls trying (and failing lol)
If youre not a chinese acrobat you dont stand a chance i guess.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Is it just me or is it weird that after all that the one they decide to end the list with are hand jobs?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I like how they call it "scissoring" instead of "tribbing".


What about frottage? Is that still cool?

Ultimo Hombre
Jul 26, 2015

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Da fakk is sounding?
Riding a boombox sybian style?

Concerning autocunnilingus i saw a 20min video montage of girls trying (and failing lol)
If youre not a chinese acrobat you dont stand a chance i guess.

There's a video on some site of a girl doing it while she bangs herself in the butt.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
had to look up sounding

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
See nobody knows what the gently caress sounding is, whoever is in charge of marketing urethra-cramming sexual activity needs to step it up a bit or give up and call it urethra-cramming

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


where do dady cumies fall on the sliding scale of morality?

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

This seems like a list of some fun things to do. It's kind of redundant.

I have one questions though.

How does one autocunnilingus?

I'm asking for a friend.

EDIT: Beaten. Gay. So What?

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