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I'm trying to decide what "thing" I should take up. I want to be known as that cool, mysterious, goony rear end gently caress who has a "thing" he does. I'm between being the guy who's always flipping a cool rear end silver coin:  Or the guy who spins a wicked metal top:  Thanks for the advice goons, hail Satan 
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gently caress kids
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Sep 22, 2015 12:38
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ThePriceIsRight posted:gently caress kids its already been done
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Sep 22, 2015 12:40
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ThePriceIsRight posted:gently caress kids The gooniest thing. 
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Sep 22, 2015 12:41
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Shag your mom OP, all the cool goons are doing it these days. I mean your mom specifically, not any old mom.
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Sep 22, 2015 12:51
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If you go with coin flipping, I'd recommend always wearing a mysterious London Fog overcoat, no matter what the weather is like. If you go with metal spinning top then you must always wear a beanie with a propeller on top.
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Sep 22, 2015 12:53
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go bald but hold on to your long hair
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Sep 22, 2015 12:55
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Mad Monk posted:If you go with coin flipping, I'd recommend always wearing a mysterious London Fog overcoat, no matter what the weather is like. I figured that whichever one I went with I could always just hold a revolver to my head and sigh a lot, like I'm disappointed that it didn't come up Heads for stop spinning with the top facing towards me.
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Sep 22, 2015 12:58
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Second the coin flipping, overcoat wearing approach but add glove wearing (leather preferably, color left up to you) to the mix as it would allow you time to look all boss as you either take the gloves off or put them on dramatically. Man, the pussy you are going to get...whooo!
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Sep 22, 2015 12:58
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I would save you from a burning car or take a bullet for you *drops rose to ground*
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Sep 22, 2015 13:07
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throw yourselves in slow motion and have doves and poo poo appear
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Sep 22, 2015 13:10
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how about locking urself in a hot car?
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Sep 22, 2015 13:11
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Carry around a flask filled with anti freeze and just constantly be having a taste.
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Sep 22, 2015 13:19
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Don't you already have enough going affectations, OP?
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Sep 22, 2015 13:30
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Always be chewing bubble gum and blowing bubbles with it. Never answer a question without starting down the questioner and blowing a bubble first.
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Sep 22, 2015 13:32
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sherlock holmes bubble pipe
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Sep 22, 2015 13:53
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Post your picture here and whine when GBS photoshops you about DMCA.
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Sep 22, 2015 13:56
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Build some sort of preposterous vaping rig with a huge vape juice reservoir and just pull it out and start vaping at every occasion.
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Sep 22, 2015 13:57
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Only gently caress people you meet on IRC.
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Sep 22, 2015 13:59
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Got any Erlenmeyer flasks?
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Sep 22, 2015 14:05
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I recommend a Scottish accent, OP.
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Sep 22, 2015 14:21
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Lunixnerd posted:Build some sort of preposterous vaping rig with a huge vape juice reservoir and just pull it out and start vaping at every occasion. Like a big, ol' Ghostbusters style pack! In Steampunk fashion, of course.
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Sep 22, 2015 14:33
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sex w/ men
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Sep 22, 2015 14:36
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a bowl haircut. I don't know why, but it always melts my heart to see one. but it gets creepy really fast, once your are past 30. keep that in mind! show me "bowl haircut"
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Sep 22, 2015 14:37
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I can resist everything except posting bad threads.
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Sep 22, 2015 14:38
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These are all fair to good suggestions
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Sep 22, 2015 15:49
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that top is dope OP maybe take up beyblade
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Sep 22, 2015 15:50
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become an unfunny sperg lord who finds racism and sexism in literally everything.
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Sep 22, 2015 15:50
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Except for the poo poo posts, of course
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Sep 22, 2015 15:50
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Roargasm posted:that top is dope OP maybe take up beyblade  manJose Oquendo posted:become an unfunny sperg lord who finds racism and sexism in literally everything. I can spin tops and flip coin and rage about the patriarchy at the same time
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Sep 22, 2015 15:51
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OP you need some fingerless gloves and some kind of dapper hat
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Sep 22, 2015 15:59
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Have a pocketwatch on a chain and jump at the opportunity to tell someone the time
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Sep 23, 2015 02:50
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top hat and monocle op (along with the finding racism and sexism in everything ofc) jfc this hasnt been said already
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Sep 23, 2015 03:01
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carry a deck of cards, shuffle them elaborately and often
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Sep 23, 2015 03:04
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learn & master all the ninjutsu hand signs from Naruto, use them before you do stuff like opening doors, popping a beer or unzipping your fly
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Sep 23, 2015 03:09
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Develop carpal tunnel syndrome and wear supportive gloves all the time because your wrists hurt
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Sep 23, 2015 03:15
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you know what the batmobile looks like right? spend thousands of dollars dressing up a 92 geo storm to look like it
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Sep 23, 2015 03:16
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buy a 99' Camry 4cyl and strip out the entire interior except the drivers seat and tell people it's for MPG gains
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Sep 23, 2015 03:17
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carrion kit posted:buy a 99' Camry 4cyl and strip out the entire interior except the drivers seat and tell people it's for MPG gains um yeah this is me and it's an 03 plus i have a sick aftermarket spoiler you stupid gently caress
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Sep 23, 2015 03:21
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you could try nodding. i hear that is pretty popular with the gentlemen these days. hell, try shrugging. sure to get a handsome chap to look your way... lots of options, lil sally
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