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How To Manage Millennials: 5 Proven Strategies From The World's Leading Millennial Expert - Jason Dorsey, Millenial Expert Millennials, aka Generation Y, are the fastest growing and now largest generation in the workforce. Along with tremendous potential and formal education, this new generation brings an attitude, communication style and workplace preferences that can challenge (or frustrate!) the most experienced leader. In this how-to program, bestselling Millennials expert Jason Dorsey will share his latest research on how to manage Millennials within a multi-generational workforce. These insights come from his work with over 100 companies per year around the world. You may have seen Jason on 60 Minutes, The CBS Early Show or his recent feature in a New York Times cover story. Jason has received over 1,000 standing ovations, so this action-packed webinar will be sure to deliver results! For a sneak peak of Jason in action, watch his YouTube video which has over 400,000 views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcZieFwXZio You can learn more about Jason Dorsey's Millennials research at https://www.jasondorsey.com and at The Center for Generational Kinetics: https://www.genhq.com In this high-energy program you'll learn: Why generations are not a box but powerful, predictive clues That Millennials are not tech savvy but something else entirely How Millennials are breaking into two different generations 5 specific ways to solve your recruiting, communication and Motivation challenges with Millennials now how do I become a millenial expert guys?
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step 1. be named jason you loving millenial piece of poo poo
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Sep 22, 2015 17:38
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This is a good site if you have the 'snake person' extension
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Sep 22, 2015 17:39
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dangle a pizza rat in front of them 
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Sep 22, 2015 17:39
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not reading this
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Sep 22, 2015 17:47
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so did everyone in gen x die from drug od? i need to catch up
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Sep 22, 2015 17:55
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as a millenial my experience in managing millenials has pretty much been like "hey I need you to take care of this. Also stay off facebook." *walk back to my desk and check my facebook*
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Sep 22, 2015 18:02
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Nooner posted:as a millenial my experience in managing millenials has pretty much been like "hey I need you to take care of this. Also stay off facebook." *walk back to my desk and check my facebook* confirming this experience
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Sep 22, 2015 18:08
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Nooner posted:as a millenial my experience in managing millenials has pretty much been like "hey I need you to take care of this. Also stay off facebook." *walk back to my desk and check my facebook*
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Sep 22, 2015 18:17
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As a millenial, I yet to have a white collar job in a office setting. The past 10 years painting and sandblasting. Hopefully I'll get a job that pays more 14 an hour when I'm done with my cs degree this spring. The millenials I work with are from south and central America and work hard
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Sep 22, 2015 18:24
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Edgar posted:As a millenial, I yet to have a white collar job in a office setting. The past 10 years painting and sandblasting. Hopefully I'll get a job that pays more 14 an hour when I'm done with my cs degree this spring. The millenials I work with are from south and central America and work hard learn a real trade, scrub. antique grandfather clock repair or artisanal mayonnaise monger. Etc
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Sep 22, 2015 18:33
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Thinking of becoming a farrier since there is a bunch of ranchers near me.
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Sep 22, 2015 18:38
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mmm..good cigar.
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Sep 22, 2015 18:43
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Edgar posted:Thinking of becoming a farrier since there is a bunch of ranchers near me. thats a pretty good job, especially if you can stay away from the bougie hobbyist types
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Sep 22, 2015 18:44
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circ dick soleil posted:mmm..good cigar. same  millenial baby 
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Sep 22, 2015 18:44
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*tugs dress pants down around lower butt*
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Sep 22, 2015 18:58
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To become a millenial expert I would recommend starting out small. Say like becoming an artisanal pencil sharpener and then working your way up from there. http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/
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Sep 22, 2015 19:02
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Mad Monk posted:To become a millenial expert I would recommend starting out small. Say like becoming an artisanal pencil sharpener and then working your way up from there. 
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Sep 22, 2015 19:07
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someone who calls themselves a millennial expert, as their profession, and gives seminars to rich assholes telling them how to "manage millennials" should throw themselves of the tallest nearby building asap
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Sep 22, 2015 19:11
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Feranon posted:someone who calls themselves a millennial expert, as their profession, and gives seminars to rich assholes telling them how to "manage millennials" should throw themselves of the tallest nearby building asap look buddy, i have (3 days short of) 26 years of experience working every single day with a millenial, I think that I am qualified to be an expert!
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10.) What will the generation after Gen Y and Millennials be called? iGen. You can check out my thoughts about their emergence on our iGen page. They are going to rock the workplace and the marketplace—and all while using their phones for everything but talking.
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Sep 22, 2015 19:17
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Edgar posted:As a millenial, I yet to have a white collar job in a office setting. The past 10 years painting and sandblasting. Hopefully I'll get a job that pays more 14 an hour when I'm done with my cs degree this spring. The millenials I work with are from south and central America and work hard That actually sounds way more rewarding than a white collar office job. Why do we as a society pay people to sit on their rear end and pretend to work?
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Sep 22, 2015 19:41
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Feranon posted:someone who calls themselves a millennial expert, as their profession, and gives seminars to rich assholes telling them how to "manage millennials" should throw themselves of the tallest nearby building asap idk Shingy seems alright 
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Sep 22, 2015 19:43
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Moridin920 posted:idk Shingy seems alright nope no untreated mental illnesses there
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Sep 22, 2015 19:44
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Goddamn you, goddamn you all to hell. I had forgotten that Shingy exists and it was a blissful period in my life.
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Sep 22, 2015 19:47
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im not going to read a word of this thread but in my experience im gay
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Sep 22, 2015 19:47
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notZaar posted:That actually sounds way more rewarding than a white collar office job. Why do we as a society pay people to sit on their rear end and pretend to work? because getting paid white collar wages to sit around an airconditioned office posting online with your friends for 90% of the work day loving owns?
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Sep 22, 2015 19:48
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Feranon posted:nope no untreated mental illnesses there dude is getting paid 6 figures to dress up like that and talk bullshit on national TV; I'm pretty sure he's got some poo poo figured out his job description is “watching the future take shape across the vast online landscape" which is literally just gently caress around on the internet all day.
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Sep 22, 2015 19:56
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Nooner posted:because getting paid white collar wages to sit around an airconditioned office posting online with your friends for 90% of the work day loving owns? No way it loving sucks, it's so god drat boring. Let me keep my healthcare and do construction or something, I bet I'd be way happier. I just now realize I'm summing up the plot to Office Space.
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Sep 22, 2015 19:58
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notZaar posted:No way it loving sucks, it's so god drat boring. Let me keep my healthcare and do construction or something, I bet I'd be way happier. I just now realize I'm summing up the plot to Office Space. You'd rather be bored than deal with the pain of hard labor.
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Sep 22, 2015 20:20
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man in business suit overtly pondering at what angle company fanny packs are peak irony
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Sep 22, 2015 20:20
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I'd probably be happy assembling Ikea furniture 8 hours a day if it would make the clock tick faster.
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Sep 22, 2015 20:23
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notZaar posted:No way it loving sucks, it's so god drat boring. Let me keep my healthcare and do construction or something, I bet I'd be way happier. I just now realize I'm summing up the plot to Office Space. Someone whose never done manual labor . Txt
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Sep 22, 2015 20:43
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notZaar posted:No way it loving sucks, it's so god drat boring. Let me keep my healthcare and do construction or something, I bet I'd be way happier. I just now realize I'm summing up the plot to Office Space. Waroduce posted:Someone whose never done manual labor . Txt
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Sep 22, 2015 20:54
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was hoping the thread title ended with 'military warhawks', followed by a vid of napalming a starbucks after putting up a fake promotion for pumpkin spice lattes
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Sep 22, 2015 20:55
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I love doing construction, painting, and sandblasting. Just I need to make more than 14$ an hour. I guess I can be a Hill Airforce Base Painter, those guys make 20ish bucks an hour.
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Sep 22, 2015 20:58
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I've finally found a job that can produce even less value than a social media expert. And it even makes more money. That's pretty impressive.
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Sep 22, 2015 21:09
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nononsense posted:I've finally found a job that can produce even less value than a social media expert. Hey I know a social media expert and she's increased her company's Facebook followers by like 500 now don't you feel dumb?
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Sep 22, 2015 21:38
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Re: working outdoors and manual labor It's great until it's too hot or too cold and then your back starts hurting and you wish you had an office job where you could sit down for a goddamn second. Re: working indoors in an office It's great until you're stuck inside all day when it's nice outside and you have to sit in a chair all day and you wish you could get up and walk around outside for a goddamn second.
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all you need to do to manage millenials is give them a task and step the gently caress back while they invent a whole new streamlined process for doing something your old fogey dinosaur rear end would never have comprehended. like, eat poo poo brenden at task.ly your "print out PDFs, fill in with handwriting, scan, then email" workflow just got loving up ENDED by my agile multivariable python script that sends all documents to Janice the Human Printer to convert directly into suffering, therefore sparing me from your bitchmade micromanagement. gonna wreck that rear end drinking lambusco wine overlooking the circo de massimo.
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