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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
It was as a Dodge for me. We ran out of gas as Dodge's do; Doug went for gas while xhe and I waited in the back seat. The awkward vinyl angles of the green interior didn't help in bringing out the raging monster I am today.
This thread is for your autosexual release needs. Please share your preference here.

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I think it was an audi

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Clown car.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Wasn't in a car, was at home in my bed after playing a round of Worms Armageddon. Though I did bang a few times in my '89 Honda Accord.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Fuckin Accords..poor man's Accura

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
who the gently caress knows brands of pool tables

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





whoflungpoop posted:

who the gently caress knows brands of pool tables

Did he at least chalk the cue? :a2m:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
thread in zero G but not gassed

*pats own back*

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
88 ford f150

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Real answer: It was a 1992 Pontiac Bonneville, it was a good car and I'm sad it basically fell apart on me recently from being 20 years old. I miss that car.

Joke answer: Back seat on the short bus

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
your mom hosed my rear end raw with her giant cock in a camry. i cried a bit.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hosed a gfoth pre op tranny in a 1966 cadillac hearse

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

edit; this was in 1967

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Champenema posted:

It was as a Dodge for me. We ran out of gas as Dodge's do; Doug went for gas while xhe and I waited in the back seat. The awkward vinyl angles of the green interior didn't help in bringing out the raging monster I am today.
This thread is for your autosexual release needs. Please share your preference here.



This was mine as well.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Popemobile

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
the car out of star wars

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

les fleurs du mall posted:

the car out of star wars

Are you ok? It hosed Mark Hamill up a bit.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Somewhere very uncomfortable...like the back of a Volkswagen.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

backseat of 1990 volvo 240dl

never washed, still driving it

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol i acutally did lose my virginity in a car. it was a loving saab 9-3

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Some kind of 90s Honda hatchback.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a packard

later we drove to a friend of dorothy's and we banged while watching the DuMont network

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




it was a mazda mx5

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.
ur dads car

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

Serious Frolicking posted:

your mom hosed my rear end raw with her giant cock in a camry. i cried a bit.

gently caress

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
I've never nobbed in a car, and it doesn't seem like it would be a very enjoyable experience

But still I feel a vague sense of loss for it, one that I do not feel about never shagging in club toilets

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Jeep Grand Cherokee. It was perfect for it

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
If I was going to get my leg over in a car, I would hope for it to be something romantic like on the hood of a ford capri on a hot summer night

Kritzkrieg Kop
Nov 4, 2009
Unmarked white van.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Wasn't in a car, was at home in my bed after playing a round of Worms Armageddon. Though I did bang a few times in my '89 Honda Accord.

Only answer I believe

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

I was very upset that I never got to have sex in my first car, a 1989 Subaru Legacy hatchback

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

lonesomedwarf posted:

hosed a gfoth pre op tranny in a 1966 cadillac hearse

cool

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
I'm too tall to have gay sex in a car :smith:

maybe I should trade up for an SUV

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I forget what kind of car your dad drove back in the mid 80's

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
That was dad's Chevy F10, but it was Claude's turn in that.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
a human bed for normal people

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Verily I Shat posted:

a human bed for normal people

racecar bed

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
a Volkswagen registered between 1982 and 1985

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

my mom's green 2001 suzuki grand vitara.

i mean i lost my gay virginity before that but it's the first car i actually hosed in and i took another boy's gay virginity in it so w/e

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i didn't becuase i never had sex with a man

not gay and you ain't making me gibbis

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