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FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Listen here man. If you joined after the year 2000 you're not an "old timer."

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

this is actually a pretty cool thread, it's nice to meet a founding father of posting

# ? Sep 23, 2015 21:31

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Otacon posted:

yes actually

i remember airdisc

poo poo, so he did as well. Still posting away to this day...

Well, 2014. Close enough.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 21:34

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

notZaar posted:

Listen here man. If you joined after the year 2000 you're not an "old timer."

Nonsense. 03 was clearly the best regyear and still forms a core of old guard funny. 04s and 05s werent known for being funny but they are still 10 internet years old and deserve old people protection and social security and stuff. Cuz internet years are like dog years.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 21:50

Rivethead: Feb 22, 2008

I joined before it was a pay site and when Lowtax wanted my precious :10bux:

I said gently caress it. Then I waited while and paid my :10bux:

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Back then every post was "toot toot, all aboard the man-train" and poo poo. also, "man sauce" was a thing too. loving depressing.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:23

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Creeper posted:

go back to gbs

whoa

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:25

Otacon: Aug 13, 2002

are you going to the juicer later? i hear it's going to be all the rage

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:28

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Rivethead posted:

I joined before it was a pay site and when Lowtax wanted my precious I said gently caress it. Then I waited while and paid my .
Back then every post was "toot toot, all aboard the man-train" and poo poo. also, "man sauce" was a thing too. loving depressing.

youre depressing

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:28

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

i originally signed up to somethingawful back in 1994

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:29

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

I actually remember that thread you posted LurkerX. It was legit times back then.

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:36

ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

Creeper posted:

go back to gbs

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:49

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

lurk more

# ? Sep 23, 2015 22:56

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Rivethead posted:

I joined before it was a pay site and when Lowtax wanted my precious I said gently caress it. Then I waited while and paid my .
Back then every post was "toot toot, all aboard the man-train" and poo poo. also, "man sauce" was a thing too. loving depressing.

this is a fake post when it became :10bux:

previous free accounts stayed alive hth u fucker also I bang you mom the reg

# ? Sep 23, 2015 23:02