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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

since there's some kind of magical (?) space rock coming to obliterate life as we know it today, how are you enjoying your remaining time on this desolate planet?

im eating lovely fast food and contemplating on bailing on my wednesday evening obligations to play video games like an overgrown flatulent child

share your apocalypse activities below!

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
wait how long do we have?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
might as well take up cocaine again

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

nomadologique posted:

wait how long do we have?

no idea i didn't check

didn't wanna spend my last however long sitting around and checking my watch ten times a minute

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


It's already like six hours late. It's prolly hungover. I bet it'll wake up soon.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

working on some gooddamn research paper about the manhattan project

i mean i should be doing that, but gbs

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

symbolic posted:

working on some gooddamn research paper about the manhattan project

i mean i should be doing that, but gbs

man sweet research topic, I really liked the surfing levels

huge step up from the arcade game imho and obv it didn't have electric seaweed and timed bomb defusals so that's cool too

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Masterbate

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


maybe get a hooker? I mean money and dignity are both going to b eobsolete soon

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

video games

i wasn't gonna play but now that i know the world is ending

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Watching gay anime porn.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im at work but im not doing anything cause my boss is gone.

He said its cause today is a Jewish holiday but I think that is just a coverup they are using to all sneak away and hide in their secret underground jew bunkers to escape the Apocalypse


ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

im at work but im not doing anything cause my boss is gone.

He said its cause today is a Jewish holiday but I think that is just a coverup they are using to all sneak away and hide in their secret underground jew bunkers to escape the Apocalypse

sneaky fuckrs!!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ryoshi posted:

maybe get a hooker? I mean money and dignity are both going to b eobsolete soon

Since money will be obsolete hookers will have no reason to have sex with me.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nooner posted:

im at work but im not doing anything cause my boss is gone.

He said its cause today is a Jewish holiday but I think that is just a coverup they are using to all sneak away and hide in their secret underground jew bunkers to escape the Apocalypse
hitler knew

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Since money will be obsolete hookers will have no reason to have sex with me.

you think hookers are in the know? lmao friend get out there and try

anyways i think i am going to find the best season of friends and power through it, which season has the most clip show episodes, monkey episodes, and phoebe-is-pregnant-with-her-brother's-triplets episodes? tia

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



You think Art Bell's show tonight will be about nothing happening on 9/23 or will he technically have to wait until tomorrow night to do that show because of time zones.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

im at work. i hope the end of the world waits till i get home so i can at least smoke a bowl and pound a miller lite

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Since money will be obsolete hookers will have no reason to have sex with me.

You can join my water bandit gang and we can get all the hookers we want

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Boinks posted:

You think Art Bell's show tonight will be about nothing happening on 9/23 or will he technically have to wait until tomorrow night to do that show because of time zones.

I dunno but he's a real trooper for keeping his show going all the way to doomsday.

And beyond!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

poopzilla posted:

im at work. i hope the end of the world waits till i get home so i can at least smoke a bowl and pound a miller lite

try to fit in a nice j/o sesh too

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Nooner posted:

try to fit in a nice j/o sesh too

inshalla

Howling Bells
May 10, 2007

Dear Pat Monaghan and that other guy,

We believe 'Hey Soul Sister' to be a ponderous and heartless money grab. You should be ashamed. It's not enough that you used the I-V-VI-IV chord progression, Beato, but you do it on a ukulele? It sounds like a Vonage commercial. Stop the Train!
Ah gently caress. I wnet to work today. Keep the grind going I guess.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

im at work but im not doing anything cause my boss is gone.

He said its cause today is a Jewish holiday but I think that is just a coverup they are using to all sneak away and hide in their secret underground jew bunkers to escape the Apocalypse

Go around and take all the magic scrolls out of the little totems on the doorframes.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
possibly any day till the 28th so don't get complacent people, we're not out of the space woods yet

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

lorn Wayne posted:

possibly any day till the 28th so don't get complacent people, we're not out of the space woods yet

As long as we make it htroughthe weekend im happy. Its super gay that end of the world might happen and spoil my birthday ):

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I thought it was supposed to hit during the supermoon?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

seriously what season has the most monkey triplets clip show action? i don't want to spend time compiling averages myself here!

also blizzard totally knows, im trying to sign up for a heathrstone acct and the server is down already

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
At the park, all is placid, sky is 9/11 clear, grindr is slow.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

finally gonna write that great american novel

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Kick a Canadian Goose in the rear end

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

numberoneposter posted:

finally gonna write that great american novel

hate to break it to you buddy but it's been done

allow me to introduce you to a little book called Ready Player One

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Gonna go mow the lawn and listen to music.

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Gonna finish that saved by the bell episode I saw half of when I was five.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

netflix and chill

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
After getting the mower out, I'll be buying as much mice killing equipment as I can tomorrow.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

probably chug a beer so fast Allah will be like "wow buddy thats rad!!! so you get a million virgin twinks for the afterlife!!"

TAKBEER

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Tonsured posted:

Gonna finish that saved by the bell episode I saw half of when I was five.

Zack schemes and lies and fucks everything up; his friends still continue to associate with him for some reason. There, I saved you a few of your precious remaining minutes.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Probably keep going back to the fridge to look for something to eat, but being mildly disappointed there isn't anything I want. Do that about 20 times with my last hours on earth.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Gonna go masturbate, like a fiend, in the shower.

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