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Start your hobbies back up OP. You remember them, right? You had them before you had an SO.
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Go out and finally bang other girls/guys whatever. Unless you banging someone else was the reason for the break up. In that case, go out and bang whoever you were banging. Bang bang.
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Sep 25, 2015 11:11
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Blame it all on her. Learn nothing.
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Sep 25, 2015 11:18
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serious answer: do stuff. Don't sit around and mope. Focus on friends, hobbies, work, work-out, whatever.
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Sep 25, 2015 11:20
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Drink. Do Drugs. Binge out on TV series. Hook up with some big gals from the internet.
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Sep 25, 2015 12:32
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curious lump posted:kill yourself, then her X1000
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Sep 25, 2015 12:34
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get swole. get laid. ensure that your ex sees you out with a younger, more beautiful woman than she is. then kill yourself
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Sep 25, 2015 12:36
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Go have sex OP
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Sep 25, 2015 12:37
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Find a new girl that reminds you of the old one. Strike up a relationship, and gradually buy her clothes and accessories that match those of the old girl. In time, you'll begin to see that she never really left.
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Sep 25, 2015 12:46
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Become an MRA op and report back.
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Sep 25, 2015 12:50
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Watch every episode of LOST at half speed.
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Sep 25, 2015 12:51
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Open your wallet OP. Start counting out bills of money that you had to spend on her and think all its all yours now. Then start thinking about how you can easily get sex without having to spend all that money anyways. Now think about all the stupid poo poo you had to do that she wanted to do but you hated. Welcome to being free OP.
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Sep 25, 2015 12:52
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Get fired.
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Sep 25, 2015 12:54
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Eat a whole box of Krispy Kremes while watching Orange is the New Black dressed only in your underwear.
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Sep 25, 2015 12:56
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Go out and just eat the nastiest most delightful thing you can find and let her see you doing it.
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Sep 25, 2015 12:57
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Join the French Foreign Legion and have all the rough sex with Eastern European men you could ever want
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Sep 25, 2015 13:24
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Join us divorcees at the baths. We're always looking for fresh meat.
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Sep 25, 2015 13:25
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yoyodyne posted:go shallow dick a random or a hooker. is shallow dicking not sticking it in all the way or something? is this a thing?
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Sep 25, 2015 13:26
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Welcome to being yourself, not the ideal some guy that bitch thought you were
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Sep 25, 2015 13:27
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try LSD
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Sep 25, 2015 13:40
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taxidermy
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Sep 25, 2015 13:48
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gigawhite posted:otherwise you will DIE in a CAR ACCIDENT sweet
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Sep 25, 2015 13:50
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Get a bottle of robitussin and chug it
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Sep 25, 2015 14:23
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honestly, i'd look in to trying to get beefy ASAP, not a littleor some o anything but throw yourself into it, real fuckin beefy
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Sep 25, 2015 14:27
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Otterspace posted:do now? We were together for 5 years. Yo OP wtf rear end in a top hat, you really couldn't fit this post into the thread title? Whats with the faked thread title to long post continuation here. No wonder she left you, beta human being.
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Sep 25, 2015 14:34
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r u really a space otter? maybe crack some space clams open?
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Sep 25, 2015 14:36
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social vegan posted:r u really a space otter? maybe crack some space clams open? this reallly helped me too, and laying on my back while i did it and just eating it off my manboob and gut area
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Sep 25, 2015 14:37
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5 years with the same piece of rear end? yuck
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Sep 25, 2015 14:38
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Get with somebody with different qualities, probably for less than 5 years.
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Sep 25, 2015 14:38
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GET IN THE loving GYM BRO! This is the only answer. Number one, if you're a pussy you might be bummed out a little and this will work off some of the stress this causes. Number two, it will occupy you with a steady stream of fat toned butts in yoga pants. More importantly, it will equip you with the required muscles to crush sluts. Maybe even gym sluts, all you have to do is be in shape and be friendly. Once they're naked your guise can be lowered and you may act like the piece of poo poo you are again.
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Sep 25, 2015 14:40
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Flesh Forge posted:Watch every episode of LOST at half speed. this but 3x speed
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Sep 25, 2015 14:40
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basement jihadist posted:this reallly helped me too, and laying on my back while i did it and just eating it off my manboob and gut area i do the same thing but i crack beers and i wasn't broken up w because i've just been here cracking natties on my gut forever the world is but an island on my beergut
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Sep 25, 2015 14:41
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Just become a massive whore, wear mascara and all black and tell everyone you know it's her fault you turned out this way, hang out at local convenience stores or fast food places and service anyone willing behind the dumpsters you know what you must do
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Sep 25, 2015 14:41
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if yo u do maintain a relationship anywhere near that u aint tryin to be beefy enough. i mean that cootie five years old... five. its disgusting blown out and look like a beef but no beefiness, and true loving beefiness comes frorm within u anyway
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Sep 25, 2015 14:41
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Luvcow posted:Just become a massive whore, wear mascara and all black and tell everyone you know it's her fault you turned out this way, hang out at local convenience stores or fast food places and service anyone willing behind the dumpsters poo poo this is a good answer.
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Sep 25, 2015 14:44
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social vegan posted:i do the same thing but i crack beers and i wasn't broken up w because i've just been here cracking natties on my gut forever h0ly poo poo im already 2 in thank you it is so refreshing too, it keeps me cool and looks like i got a big old steel reserve later to top it off.... i also have been dipping a fat loving lipper of griz straight cut dip, i mean a big fat loving munce, adn spittin that fucker on my G im gonna go to the gym too later, i will look at all the girls butts and pump up in that mirror get beefy bitch, get beefy you little pussy till i make myself cry, then you're ready to see some real gains
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Sep 25, 2015 14:47
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jack off your wienerdick
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Sep 25, 2015 14:49
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Otterspace posted:I have a fifth of Jim Beam. no need to beat yourself up over it
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Sep 25, 2015 14:50
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id also suck a dick out of another dickhole till and then make out with the dickhole and then our dickholes kissed passionately
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Shoot up a movie theater
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