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The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i just.... can't stop having sex with black people

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Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Stamp collecting. Philately is a form of mental masturbation.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



The Whole Internet posted:

i just.... can't stop having sex with black people

i'm actually trying white girls for the first time ever and it's pretty nice so far

still haven't seen titty yet and i don't know how i'm gonna handle pink nipples though

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
ive started shoving stuff up my rear end

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Gatts posted:

Women. Guess the one place I can't succeed.

same

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i agree, watching the simpsons in 2015 is an extreme vice

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
It used to be booze, drugs, fancy lingerie and cigarettes but now it's overpriced juice, stuff from Lush, sleep and prescription downers.

I'm not sure which is more depressing.

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
Vice news op

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
i choose bad usernames

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Relentless masturbation.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Women, alcohol, and well-made clothing. I'm a fop at heart.

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
I'm a bassline junkie.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Addicted to poo poo posting

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

No. 6 posted:

Addicted to poo poo posting

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Clamps & frozen buttersticks. Challenging configuration.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

tetsuo posted:

I'm a bassline junkie.

I like it funkie

tumblr.txt
Jan 11, 2015

by zen death robot


The shape allows you to grip long items without them hitting the vise itself.

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
i smoke weed at a pretty alarming rate like most people can't believe how fast i go through it so definitely and absolutely that

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

They are all traits now, I think.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
licking that booty's hole

wait that isn't a vice :getin:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im on so many frikking conflicting drugs right now :horse:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

im on so many frikking conflicting drugs right now :horse:

lay off the speedballs dad gay. so what we need you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mdm posted:

lay off the speedballs dad gay. so what we need you

I kinda wanna see who will take his place if he dies

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

mdm posted:

lay off the speedballs dad gay. so what we need you

i think im gonna live, just not very well

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
these loving apple devices are going to be the death of me ive never been this angry and drunk in my life

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Bourbon and Xanax.

Sometimes together. Sometimes separately.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
clownpenis.fart

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

these loving apple devices are going to be the death of me ive never been this angry and drunk in my life
oh dear, did you get an iphone?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

oh dear, did you get an iphone?

I bricked one you degenerate millennial

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

I bricked one you degenerate millennial
i do not know what the term bricked means, besides inferring you threw a goddamn brick at your phone

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

drinking and driving

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
If were doing this by 7 deadly, sloth. Just in general man.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Hi five man.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

I love them but man they know how to treat me like poo poo.

naem
May 29, 2011

Business Gorillas posted:

watching my ex get destroyed by dating as she's getting into the part of her life where just her looks won't cut it anymore for emotionally stable people

Ooo is that a thing

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Improbable Lobster posted:

I like it funkie
for the uninitiated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

dad gay. so what posted:

I bricked one you degenerate millennial

Lmao aren't they like brick proof what sort of horseshit were you trying to bootstrap son

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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

eSports Chaebol posted:

basically my whole life is vice

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