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Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013
Woke up in the middle of it.

Staring at a bottle of oxy.

Eating ibuprofen instead.

Brush your god drat teeth. Ask away, I might answer.

<fake edit: sure every lovely thing said here is true.>

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
jesus are you some kind of crocodile with a giant crocosmile? human people only have 13 teeth (six on top, six on the bottom, and a wisdom tooth in the uvula)

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
:secondpost:

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
man, and i thought i had a bad day at the dentist. all i got was a root canal. christ on a cracker. why did you do that?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gatekeeper posted:

jesus are you some kind of crocodile with a giant crocosmile? human people only have 13 teeth (six on top, six on the bottom, and a wisdom tooth in the uvula)

lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Listen to yo momma

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


how many teeth do you have left and were they all your own teeth

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

why were your teeth in such poor health op

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Gatekeeper posted:

jesus are you some kind of crocodile with a giant crocosmile? human people only have 13 teeth (six on top, six on the bottom, and a wisdom tooth in the uvula)

op is actually the dentist

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
sorry about your lack of oral hygiene op let this be a lesson to you

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Post your smile handsome

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
do you at least get to keep the teeth they pulled?

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013

Celluloid Sam posted:

how many teeth do you have left and were they all your own teeth

6 that anchor a bottom denture.

Some were your moms.

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013

Edgar posted:

Post your smile handsome

No.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Orange Cat posted:

6 that anchor a bottom denture.

Some were your moms.

no need to be hostile man i was just asking!

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Celluloid Sam posted:

no need to be hostile man i was just asking!

its ok man he just has diastema rage

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013

Darkman Fanpage posted:

sorry about your lack of oral hygiene op let this be a lesson to you

True.

I have a serious phobia of dentists. Totally should have sucked it up years ago.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

:drac:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


TwoFire posted:

its ok man he just has diastema rage

i forgive him

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that was kinda like I had my teeth pulled.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

dont doxx my mom's vagina )=

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013

Celluloid Sam posted:

no need to be hostile man i was just asking!

It's SA. I'm obligated to tell you that trans lives matter and go gently caress yourself.

All were mine. I'm early 40s. I went to the dentist in 2007 and she was a condescending bitch, so I bailed. Prior to that was maybe the 80s.

Pre insurance questions:

My insurance covers 1 denture every 5 years. I out of pocketed a temporary at $1500, used insurance for the real one for $2500 (Lasts for 5 years) and $3k for the surgery.

Brush your loving teeth.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Orange Cat posted:

It's SA. I'm obligated to tell you that trans lives matter and go gently caress yourself.

All were mine. I'm early 40s. I went to the dentist in 2007 and she was a condescending bitch, so I bailed. Prior to that was maybe the 80s.

Pre insurance questions:

My insurance covers 1 denture every 5 years. I out of pocketed a temporary at $1500, used insurance for the real one for $2500 (Lasts for 5 years) and $3k for the surgery.

Brush your loving teeth.

oh mama!

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

awww this should be a gif, i love that weird jiggly tongue flap flap flappin about

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Orange Cat posted:

It's SA. I'm obligated to tell you that trans lives matter and go gently caress yourself.

All were mine. I'm early 40s. I went to the dentist in 2007 and she was a condescending bitch, so I bailed. Prior to that was maybe the 80s.

Pre insurance questions:

My insurance covers 1 denture every 5 years. I out of pocketed a temporary at $1500, used insurance for the real one for $2500 (Lasts for 5 years) and $3k for the surgery.

Brush your loving teeth.

im sorry to hear that man, my dad went through just about the same thing although he had all of his teeth removed at around the same age, one time a kid in my grade 6 class made fun of him for it when we were on a camping trip and i hit the kid with a fire extinguisher, if you need me to hit anyone with a fire extinguisher for you i will

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
geez guess i need to start brushing my teeth now. thanks gross stranger

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Celluloid Sam posted:

im sorry to hear that man, my dad went through just about the same thing although he had all of his teeth removed at around the same age, one time a kid in my grade 6 class made fun of him for it when we were on a camping trip and i hit the kid with a fire extinguisher, if you need me to hit anyone with a fire extinguisher for you i will

what if he wants u to hit ur dad tho?

Enfield posted:

geez guess i need to start brushing my teeth now. thanks gross stranger

yeah if your teeth were damaged it'd completely gently caress up your social life.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


TwoFire posted:

what if he wants u to hit ur dad tho?


yeah if your teeth were damaged it'd completely gently caress up your social life.

i cant hit my dad im staying in his couch until the end of the month and he is treating me nicely

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013

Enfield posted:

geez guess i need to start brushing my teeth now. thanks gross stranger

If I can only help 1 goon then this post was worth it.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
why aren't you taking the oxy can I have your oxy?

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Youd think someone who is afraid of dentists would take care of their teeth better.

Way to do the opposite dummy.

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013

JB50 posted:

Youd think someone who is afraid of dentists would take care of their teeth better.

Way to do the opposite dummy.

Yup. I did make 32 years before it was all stop though.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Orange Cat posted:

Yup. I did make 32 years before it was all stop though.

So you didnt brush or floss for 32 years? How did you end up in such bad shape?

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Can i book a hummer for next Thurs?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Can i book a hummer for next Thurs?

No. Sorry

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

did they let you keep your 26 teeth

you can engrave letters on each one, wire them together

then turn it into a bloody hand puppet

now you can teach children the scariest alphabet

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ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
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How bad did your breath smell?

What is the last time you smooched anything that wasn't a hungry man microwave dinner?

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