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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Halloween is fun but I live in an apparent now and it makes it hard to "get in the spirit" since there are no trick or treaters

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
That poo poo is dumb as hell op

Candy tastes p. good and chicks act/dress real slutty so whats not to love

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

FistEnergy posted:

That poo poo is dumb as hell op

Candy tastes p. good and chicks act/dress real slutty so whats not to love

satan

satan is what not to love

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

FistEnergy posted:

That poo poo is dumb as hell op

Candy tastes p. good and chicks act/dress real slutty so whats not to love

sucks when it snows. girls don't even know to do.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
I am the house to go to Halloween around here.

http://www.amazon.com/PartySticks-P...=glow+bracelets

I buy these, and about 60 bags of candy, even if its loving raining out people still come to my house to get junk.

Halloween owns.

Last year I got so many treaters I had to close shop early and leave a note saying, come earlier next year.

No one eggs my house.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

You should move. Or start setting out your jack o'laterns now.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I didn't finish it, does it say anything about

GANGSTER friend of the family COMPUTER POLICE FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS!!?!?!?!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Luvcow posted:

satan

satan is what not to love

Well maybe you should get to know him first ya big bully

Hail satan

Jim Flatline
Sep 23, 2015
I don't think we should make fun of untreated schizophrenics, they need helping.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Jim Flatline posted:

I don't think we should make fun of untreated schizophrenics, they need helping.

You try telling a church type that they're delusional and science is here to help.

</Dawkins>

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ChairmanMeow posted:

sucks when it snows. girls don't even know to do.

Sexy Eskimo

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Muslims don't like Halloween either OP, check to make sure that paper isn't made out of C4.

Jim Flatline
Sep 23, 2015

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

You try telling a church type that they're delusional and science is here to help.

</Dawkins>

Dorkins

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Mods please change my name to "Halloween"s

Tia

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

The Taint Reaper posted:

Muslims don't like Halloween either OP, check to make sure that paper isn't made out of C4.

Thursday was a High Holiday then last night was the blood moon and now Muslims???? gently caress I'm spooked

kittiesgomeow
Oct 13, 2008

This avatar cost on average $27.
"The English Lng", "The English Lng", "The English Lng"

"Brother"s we need to be "talking" about the "govt"s and how they are 'persecuting' this PROPHET OF GOD.

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION

quote:

america is a corrupt society

"giving-out Halloween candy". They 'assist'/promote/'legitimize' "participation".

It's not as-if "I think it's ok for anyone to trick-or-treat." but some youth who are too-old for 'such activity' "go trick-or-treating".


Op, this propaganda does bring up many salient points

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Cubone posted:

there was this thread where a charity put a wooden snowman on a goon's lawn and said they'd remove it in return for donations, so he destroyed it with a fire axe

new gbs needs more psychopathic behavior in that vein imo what've you got op

I've had this happen here before but it was a yard full of plastic pink flamingos. I thought about melting em all with a blowtorch, but it was my nieces church group that put em up and I'm not that hosed in the head.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

The town I live in claims to be "Halloween capital of the world"

I am a bit skeptical, I mean where does one go to get this official designation?

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

JB50 posted:

The town I live in claims to be "Halloween capital of the world"

I am a bit skeptical, I mean where does one go to get this official designation?

You live in Halloween town? Can you get Jack Skellington's autograph for me?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

2 scary 4 me

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

I wonder what the child's version looks like?

Jim Flatline
Sep 23, 2015

AbbadonOfHell posted:

I wonder what the child's version looks like?

yeah, you would

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Jim Flatline posted:

yeah, you would

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
Anyone remember the vid of the woman raving about things being dork sided

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
None of the criticisms in the sheets really matter since America ignores the spooky and paranormal stuff and just does fancy dress instead, making it into any other party.

Destroy more holidays and events, America.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

owned lol

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

AbbadonOfHell posted:

I've had this happen here before but it was a yard full of plastic pink flamingos. I thought about melting em all with a blowtorch, but it was my nieces church group that put em up and I'm not that hosed in the head.

I'd keep the flamingos and call myself "old" man flamingo

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Luvcow posted:



just a nice idea for anyone to print out and stick on their door this year if they are anti halloween :)

It's called turning your loving porch lights out you dingus.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

SHISHKABOB posted:

It's called turning your loving porch lights out you dingus.

I like to ensure that my house gets vandalized :colbert:

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

two forty posted:

This could be the label on a bottle of Pumpkin Spice Dr. Bronner's.

Seriously.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

two forty posted:

This could be the label on a bottle of Pumpkin Spice Dr. Bronner's.
All Dracula Eternal Eternally-One!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I always want to do a lot more for halloween than I end up doing

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
I kind of like how in (my horrible antisocial part of) britain you have to indicate that you're participating in halloween by putting a lantern in your window or something otherwise nobody rings the bell

I didn't realise this the first year we lived here and we were left with 4 chocolate apples and a bowl full of horrible kids sweets to eat up because no bastard came to get any of it

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I think whoever wrote that might be mentally unstable/insane/crazy.

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Cubone posted:

there was this thread where a charity put a wooden snowman on a goon's lawn and said they'd remove it in return for donations, so he destroyed it with a fire axe

new gbs needs more psychopathic behavior in that vein imo what've you got op

That's awesome, I'm always on the lookout for free firewood and would have done the same

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