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Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

WWE DISCUSSION FOR 9/28


Let me tell you about Kane...


-John Cena opens the show with the Open Challenge. We hear John Cena's theme being played with a trombone!! The New Day is here to make The WWE great again.

-Xavier Woods vs JOHN CENA. John Cena is a serious wrestler who is cool and good. This match was pretty good, but it ended when Big E and Kofi attacked Cena. Dudleys come out for the save.

-John Cena and Dudleys vs The New Day

-Triple H and Steph are talking to an HR representative. KANE is here! He introduces himself as KANE. Some no-goodnick filed a complaint against KANE, talking about an unsafe work environment. KANE is masterful in his portrayal as a happy-go-lucky Director of Operations with a dark side.

-Dean Ambrose is talking to Roman Reigns. Randy Orton showed up.

-Mark Henry vs The Big Show. Holy God, he's so big. Big Show won with his move. Cesaro lasted longer, so that's a push, right?

-Miz is having makeup applied before Miz TV

-Miz TV feat. C and B from Team PCB. Becky is talking about stuff. Team Bella comes out. This is such a step down from "Quack quack, Nattie, quack quack!" They're arguing about who started the Divas Revolution. Paige comes out and runs everybody down and they all stood tall together. This was really stupid.

-Team PCB vs Team Bella. Why is P teaming with C and B she already turned on them. This is really stupid. If you want to see the opposite of a good armdrag, then you should check out this match. P walked out during the match, and Nattie took her place. P pulled Nattie off the apron and Nikki Bella pinned Charlotte with the Rack Attack.

-promo package for Brock Lesnar vs The Big Show.

-Seth Rollins is talking to HR about KANE. KANE gives Seth a giant present as a way to make amends. It's the severed head from Seth's statue. He got it from the landfill. He's so nice.

-Luke Harper and Brawn Strowman vs PTP. At least he did the choke right.

-Neville vs Stardust. King Barrett came back and elbowed Neville and then he elbowed Stardust.

-KANE is out in the ring ready for his performance evaluation. #KaneEvaluation. Seth Rollins interrupts to say that KANE is a monster. Seth Rollins produced a video package about The Demon KANE. All of the true things that Seth Rollins is describing make him sound crazy. Seth Revealed he had an audience with the Pope. He won't get dragged down to hell, becase the Pope told him he's going to Heaven. KANE fired back with a video package of his own, showing that Seth is the *real* bad guy. HR Representative Ashley declared that KANE was of sound mind, professional, kind, helpful and thoughtful. Far from being a menace, KANE is the perfect employee of The WWE. Seth is a very bad boy and he needs a time out. Seth gave KANE a pedigree and I hate him. Seth starts to hit KANE with a chair, and puts KANE's leg in the chair and stomps the chair. Earlier in the show, HR Representative Ashley mentioned how Triple H and Stephanie care so much about the safety of their employees. Nice to see them come out when he gets wheeled out on a stretcher. Seth Rollins cuts a promo to no heat as KANE is put in an ambulance. The ambulance is glowing red and KANE emerges from a cloud of smoke and he's wearing his gear. He sold the leg for a little bit but kicked his leg and made it okay. KANE was hit with a chair, but didn't sell it and went ham on Seth. KANE chokeslammed Seth in the middle of the ring. KANE goes for the tombstone, but Seth slips away, leaving the belt. KANE picks up the belt and shoots fire.

-After Raw is a NXT panel, with some people in NXT.

-Bo Dallas is in the ring. He made fun of the Buffalo Bills. Bolieve. Randy Orton came out to destroy Bo Dallas. All-around good guy and Bill DeMott sympathizer Richie Incognito was on camera and he was very happy to see Randy Orton win.

-Kevin Owens vs Rusev. Ryback on commentary. Owens pushed Rusev into Ryback and Ryback starts hitting Rusev for the DQ. Owens and Rusev attack Ryback and Dolph Ziggler uggggghhhhh comes out for the save.

-WWE Superstars are dancing for kids with Pediatric Cancer.

-Paul Heyman is walking backstage.

-Paul Heyman promo. Big Show comes out for a response. Paul Heyman left unsure about Brock's chances.

-Roman Reigns vs Bray Wyatt. Roman tries to sow dissent between the Wyatts. Luke Harper and Bleppo Shaneman leave. Bray did a sick-rear end Ura Nage. Double count-out, but Roman isn't done and starts to take apart the announce table. They brawl into the crowd. They both went through the barricade. Bray gets up and starts laughing and standing on the announce table and Roman spears him through the table.




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Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

oh yeah I forgot the WWE tag. take care of that or whatever

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

wrestling is so hot, you guys

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