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Instead of stop drop and roll, simply drop and roll. This technique lowers your actions by more than 20%
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:21 |
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Isaac posted:Instead of stop drop and roll, simply drop and roll. This technique lowers your actions by more than 20% And also, your forward momentum helps with the rolling part.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:27 |
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Soylent Yellow posted:And also, your forward momentum helps with the rolling part. I hadnt even considered this and its a great point
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:32 |
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Consider vomiting all over yourself in fear and panic as well.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:38 |
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Im burning a dead tree and ive found it alot safer to break it into its component pieces (sticks) and burning them in a controlled fashion
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:40 |
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If all your friends start forest fires that does not mean that you have to start them as well. A real friend would understand that you're just a pussy.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:48 |
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be cool about fire safety
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:52 |
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learn to live and breathe under water and you'll never
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:53 |
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Romes128 posted:be cool about fire safety yeah
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:54 |
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Piss on ur balls
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:57 |
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Its illegal to even have a campfire soon as fire season starts. Gotta get all the burning done now.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 08:59 |
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Cheers and keep your fire safety at the front of your mind.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:08 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Piss on ur balls
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:18 |
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Pissing on your own balls in a fire scenario would be a time wasting and potentially deadly move - to you
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:20 |
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Isaac posted:Pissing on your own balls in a fire scenario would be a time wasting and potentially deadly move - to you Fine then piss on my balls. e: everyone piss on my balls! Surely enough of it will splash onto the rest of my corpulent frame to put out most fires. Murray Mantoinette fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Sep 29, 2015 |
# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:25 |
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Fine then piss on my balls. The chance of me needing to piss and being able to piss on your burning balls is tiny. This scenario would be so rare we cant call it a lifehack.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:34 |
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Firefighters use a technique called controlled back burning to make firebreaks in order to prevent the spread of wildfires, you can apply this technique yourself, just set yourself on fire beforehand because you cannot ignite what is already burned.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:40 |
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Lunixnerd posted:Firefighters use a technique called controlled back burning to make firebreaks in order to prevent the spread of wildfires, you can apply this technique yourself, just set yourself on fire beforehand because you cannot ignite what is already burned. As someone who's preparing for fire season im gonna use this hack.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:44 |
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Always be slathered in fire retardant gel. That way if you get caught on fire you'll have more time to drop and roll before it burns you.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:47 |
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dont set yourself 9n fire
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:47 |
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I accidentally threw $54 worth of rolling tobbacco on a fire. Now i make sure to check that im not throwing my cigarettes into the fire.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkjkWN_aPcM
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 10:32 |
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Enfield posted:dont set yourself 9n fire I feel you're the only one here qualified to give fire safety tips.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 10:44 |
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Give Pat a Job posted:I feel you're the only one here qualified to give fire safety tips. actually im incredibly not qualified lol
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 10:48 |
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Remember: unplugging the iron feels so good
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 10:49 |
Pudding Huxtable posted:learn to live and breathe under water and you'll never wrong. also there are chemicals that are so super reactive they will burn up water, steel, concrete, etc. so a jealous non-aqueous breather could still kill you this way if they were determined/rich enough
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 11:35 |
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Firefighters hate him! Local kid figures out how to make your whole house fireproof: I read once that nail polish remover is "highly inflammable", so now I pretty much dump it all over my place every few days. Now, my whole house is safe from fire!
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 11:40 |
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help my balls are on fire!!!!
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 11:52 |
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Nefarious posted:help my balls are on fire!!!! Wait we were just having a conversation about that. Did we decided yay or nay on pissing on flaming balls things? Edit: need to know quick as Nefarious balls are very tiny, so will be all burnt up in only a few secounds.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 11:57 |
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keep your house in a vacuum to reduce the potential for fires
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 12:02 |
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Be constantly on fire. You will get used to it soon enough. Then fire will hold no terror, only ecstasy and delight.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 12:37 |
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kill yourself and reduce your being to that of a skeleton if you were to catch on fire, your burning flesh would be considered as damage whereas a flaming skeleton receives two extra hit die (+2d6) bonus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g-4rTQLbqI
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 12:43 |
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Cold water is the bane of oil fires.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 12:58 |
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p much everything in this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K7GfwolQWE
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 13:01 |
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Robo Reagan posted:p much everything in this vid haha yaaay ha ha
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 13:02 |
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If you must be on fire please take it outside the orphanage. Thank you. This message brought to you by Burning Orphanage Man
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 13:03 |
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Enfield posted:actually im incredibly not qualified lol wait, that's really you in your avatar?
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 13:34 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:wait, that's really you in your avatar? ya some jerk keeps buying me avatars
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 13:43 |
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is there a TCC story behind it
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 13:45 |
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Always be slathered in fire retardant gel. That way if you get caught on fire you'll have more time to drop and roll before it burns you. i don't even need this step since i'm naturally retarded
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