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Holy poo poo I am so excited for this thing I just discovered. That means you must like it too! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/skarp/the-skarp-laser-razor-21st-century-shaving
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 09:58 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:55 |
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Signing up for the future class-action lawsuit.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 11:34 |
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hehe nope
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 12:09 |
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Why do 3 dudes rocking beards care so much about shaving.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 12:19 |
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poo poo farter
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:19 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:poo poo farter And you even illustrated that comment with an image. Thanks, man!
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:24 |
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the video is pretty cliche funny: smoke, mirrors, lasers fiddling with knobs presenting science graphs 3D printing protoypes
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:26 |
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the people who would get excited about this are probably the same people who are too awkward ugly and gross to bother shaving
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:40 |
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So it's a toy for baby faced losers to play pretend shave.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:42 |
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Sounds pretty awesome if it will actually work. Shaving sucks, that's why I have a huge greasy unkempt beard filled with potato chips.Yaldabaoth posted:the people who would get excited about this are probably the same people who are too awkward ugly and gross to bother shaving
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:43 |
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d3c0y2 posted:Why do 3 dudes rocking beards care so much about shaving. the guy who invented it has a really bad 5 o'clock shadow as well
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:45 |
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If they have a prototype how come they didn't show it in use in the video? I'd legit have backed if they did, but there's no way I am backing with the for-show equations on the whiteboard and the clown show they put on. I shave everyday.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:46 |
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Khorne posted:If they have a prototype how come they didn't show it in use in the video? You mean the lazer pointers they shot through their rented smoke machine didn't convince you of their technical prowess?
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:48 |
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This guy's face doesn't inspire much confidence!
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:53 |
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Hobohemian posted:You mean the lazer pointers they shot through their rented smoke machine didn't convince you of their technical prowess? Some degree of this kind of junk is to be expected in a promotional video, but they had no actual substance in any part of that kickstarter. Just the one image of how they'd like it to work which conveniently was a computer render.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:53 |
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he looks like an alien
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:54 |
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Obligatory Handle posted:Shaving sucks I've been shaving for more than 30 years and it occurred to me the other day while I was shaving just how unutterably bored I was with the whole process.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:55 |
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Smoking_Dragon posted:This guy's face doesn't inspire much confidence! he moves me
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:55 |
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Smoking_Dragon posted:This guy's face doesn't inspire much confidence! if that's not a gonna-get-lasered-in-the-eye look then i don't know what is
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:55 |
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you can just take estrogen pills and never have to shave again hth
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:57 |
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king salmon posted:you can just take estrogen pills and never have to shave again hth one secret the scientists dont want your mom to know
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 14:59 |
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$1,180,000 and rising fast.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 15:02 |
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Smoking_Dragon posted:This guy's face doesn't inspire much confidence! Looks like a shady pawn shop owner
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 15:08 |
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You guys are just jealous you're not cleaver enough to scam a bunch of nerds out of their money like these guys are.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 15:11 |
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If they were really all that smart, they'd make a kickstarter about nonexistant computer space ships.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:08 |
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The problem with a laser is that it doesn't pull the hair up from the skin before cutting it so you'll never get as close a shave as an actual piece of sharp metal.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:13 |
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i'm such a manchild the act of shaving a direct result of my male hormones leaves my skin all irritated and itchy, even when i use the fanciest lotions and exfoliants
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:18 |
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I'll buy it when they come out with a version with 5 lazers.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:19 |
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Business Gorillas posted:i'm such a manchild the act of shaving a direct result of my male hormones leaves my skin all irritated and itchy, even when i use the fanciest lotions and exfoliants :O
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:29 |
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...with fricken laser beams, people!
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:32 |
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Business Gorillas posted:i'm such a manchild the act of shaving a direct result of my male hormones leaves my skin all irritated and itchy, even when i use the fanciest lotions and exfoliants This is what I don't get. When did shaving become so difficult for all of these so called adults?
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:41 |
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cant wait to laser my bung hole
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 17:58 |
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The scent of burning hair is all the aftershave I need. Eau de Dachau
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:03 |
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Weener Beater posted:cant wait to laser my bung hole I might shave my balls with a safety lazer, good point.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:04 |
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clicked to watch a guy shave with gogles on and he doesnt even use it, what a fag
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:07 |
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Just set your google goggles profile to no beard then everyone's AR displays will edit it out when viewing you.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:16 |
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Hey look at that I'm blind.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:18 |
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As a hairy male, I've often wondered about the plausibility of waxing my beard. Would that work?
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 18:55 |
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Having worked for several years in the laser hair removal industry, I call BS. There's no way they could fit the amount of power required into the handle of a razor. Also, for it to be hot enough to shave clean, you would need a cooling mechanism such as an external chiller or integrated system. Even laser hair removal doesn't shave you clean and, the more hair you have, the more it hurts. This is clearly a pipe dream. Never trust a bald barber, never trust a bearded man selling razors.
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 19:02 |
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mostlygray posted:Having worked for several years in the laser hair removal industry, I call BS. There's no way they could fit the amount of power required into the handle of a razor. Also, for it to be hot enough to shave clean, you would need a cooling mechanism such as an external chiller or integrated system. Even laser hair removal doesn't shave you clean and, the more hair you have, the more it hurts. not convinced, sending them money now
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# ? Sep 29, 2015 19:04 |