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Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine


http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/26/huckabee-and-christian-right-wage-war-on-pro-gay-doritos.html

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Lol

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



I'm shocked, just SHOCKED

The article posted:

"the Republican presidential candidate wrote in a letter. Huckabee also urged Frito-Lay to cut ties with “hate groups” like It Gets Better."

Pro-gay rights organizations are Christian hate groups :bahgawd:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

this is an assault on traditional values

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

Likeminded consumers made their indignation known on social media, and some workers at a Texas Frito-Lay plant reportedly refused in protest to work on the line producing the colorful rainbow chips.

Texans scared of working on gay doritos

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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access: PERMISSION DENIED.





It is a known fact that you can catch the gay from eating or even touching these chips.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Parallax Scroll posted:

this is an a salt on traditional values

ftfy



and lmfbo that picture and everything in the story is solid gold

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pawn 17 posted:

It is a known fact that you can catch the gay from eating or even touching these chips.

our dumb nation:
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/target-troll-strikes-again-posing-doritos-taunt-haters-its-lgbt-rainbow-chips-167124

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

bi fagtose porn syrup

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
to be fair this corporate activism is loving stupid and only exists to line the pockets of a large corporation with the cash from gullible millennials.

Psychotron
Nov 25, 2007

I AM THE GERBIL GOD KAHUNA
I love sucking the gay residue off my fingers after indulging in a big bag

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

NutritiousSnack posted:

to be fair this corporate activism is loving stupid and only exists to line the pockets of a large corporation with the cash from gullible millennials.

slavo zizek was right on how companies use buzzwords such as sustainable and progressive to make people feel good about their products.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
His whole family is slobbering obeasts and he's worried about some goddamned gay chips. You don't need any Doritos you fat sack of poo poo. Maybe you should be worried when fruits and veggies come in gay rainbow colors. Oh no they already do!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

quote:

The pro-gay tortilla chips quickly sold out, and Doritos (a sponsor of the pride parade in Dallas on September 20)

They were and they gave out free rainbow chips. But this isn't a new thing, Frito-Lay is based in Dallas and has sponsored/participated in Dallas Pride for YEARS. But so did a shitload of companies, pretty much every major company does some sort of gay outreach these days, Huckafuck is going to really run out of places to do business with if he is really going to act so seriously about this non-sense.

Gay outreach is not a toxic issue anymore and these people are nuts if they think them boycotting them is worse than the positive effects they get from supporting gay rights.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

I shared this on my facebook.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Huckabee's son tortured a stray dog to death. And when the police chief in town refused to remove it from Mike Huckabee's son's rap sheet, Mike Huckabee had the man fired for not protecting his son.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Mike wants to lick the rainbow. He wants the salty corn in his mouth.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Can't I have my Doritos both Rainbow and Jacked at the same time?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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access: PERMISSION DENIED.






:lol: holy poo poo that guy is amazing :bravo:

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes
So its cool to persecute gays and all but if we try to help with basic human rights its suddenly doing the devils work right

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
This is amazing

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Blizzy_Cow posted:

So its cool to persecute gays and all but if we try to help with basic human rights its suddenly doing the devils work right
If you truly believed homosexuals would burn for eternity in hell if they don't repent in this lifetime then it's logically consistent to think haranguing them is okay and supporting them is bad. The former is for their own good while the latter gives them a comfy life but dooms them to the worst punishment imaginable.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Leviticus 20:13

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
shouldnt he be more pissed that a company soullessly supported a cause not because they believe in it but because they see the way the tide is turning, and this will make them more money in the future

oh wait republicans love that

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
<---wants to taste da rainbow

Lol

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

first we let them marry, now they get special chips. its a slippery slope

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Is Chipotle telling me that if I eat a burrito I'm.....................gay?????

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Tramadol Junkie posted:

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Leviticus 20:13
sorry but i don't believe in fairy tales

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004


hahaha thats great

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Does Huckabee actually think to himself "I'm making the world a better place!!!" before going to sleep at night? It'd actually be worth it to have Jesus come back to life so he could be all "The gently caress is wrong with you??!!"

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





SHISHKABOB posted:

I shared this on my facebook.

same :hfive:

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

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Only registered members can see post attachments!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

haljordan posted:

Does Huckabee actually think to himself "I'm making the world a better place!!!" before going to sleep at night? It'd actually be worth it to have Jesus come back to life so he could be all "The gently caress is wrong with you??!!"
he's a politician, he never thinks to himself he's making the world better. he probably knows he's actively making it worse but "gently caress the future generations i have money lmaoooo"

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Junkfist posted:

Is Chipotle telling me that if I eat a burrito I'm.....................gay?????

It's a pretty standard test. It's how I found out my orientation.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






According to wiki, Huckabee's kid is a mortgage broker because of course he is

That kid sounds like a world class ayehole even for a politician's kid

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Doritos gay. So what

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

symbolic posted:

sorry but i don't believe in fairy tales

The bible is not a fairy tale, just the bible itself verifies God’s very existence.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

He ran two companies while at ASU, "Pyro Erectus" and "H&K Enterprises", each of which had contracts with ASU for more than $5000.00.[8] When the City of Jonesboro warned him to register those two companies, he initially refused, on the grounds that these entities were "partnerships" which did not need to register.[9] He eventually paid the $62.50 fee with 6,250 pennies.[8]

What a douche

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Doritos have been poo poo since they stopped selling Pepper Jack flavor in the US many years ago.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Tramadol Junkie posted:

The bible is not a fairy tale, just the bible itself verifies God’s very existence.
in the same way that harry potter verifies hogwarts' existence, yes?

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