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I'll have a triple cheeseburger with extra everything, a family sized chilli-cheese fries basket, and a DIET coke. Gotta stay slim and healthy, you know....
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-Spends trillions of dollars to fight the terrorist menace that has killed about 2 or 3 americans in the last 10 years. -Subsidizes food industry that kills hundreds of thousands of americans a year. -Sleeps peacefully at night, assured he is a superior human living in the greatest country in the whole drat universe.
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Oct 1, 2015 04:49
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I could do this all night! I have a lot of experience at being an american.
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Oct 1, 2015 04:49
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*says 'Europe' like he's talking about a country* (same for 'Africa')
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Oct 1, 2015 05:11
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*still thinks we're the good guys*
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Oct 1, 2015 05:11
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Oct 1, 2015 05:19
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*gets killed by cartel*
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Oct 1, 2015 05:25
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RideTheSpiral posted:this historical site sure is neat shame about all the negros i like the implication behind your picture of an american being a non-PoC i am a sassy PoC american with 15,000 twitter followers i post body-positive pictures of my tits and my thoughts on being black in america
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Oct 1, 2015 05:53
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Wow, those foreigners sure are angry and not as polite as I was led to believe...
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Oct 1, 2015 05:53
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*goes into desert and takes peyote* *trips balls*
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Oct 1, 2015 06:03
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ashgromnies posted:i like the implication behind your picture of an american being a non-PoC *is blacked up white person*
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Oct 1, 2015 06:10
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*shoots president*
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Oct 1, 2015 06:32
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Wizgot posted:"Show me where Spain is on this globe" "Show me where America is on this globe" *points to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*
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Oct 1, 2015 06:32
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Oh man I sure did enjoy getting a meal for real cheap! I know my wages are low but I don't mind it so much when food and service like that comes so cheap! I really enjoy supporting local diners and general commerce. *Volunteers on the weekends to help disadvantaged youths rebuild things like sports grounds and church's* *Isn't very religious but understands that people get enjoyment out of these things and it is the least he can do for a pastor has devoted his life to helping others* *listens to talk back radio* *waves to his neighbor as he pulls in* Heya there Cindy, that garden is coming up great! *goes inside to make something out of his stick*
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Oct 1, 2015 08:15
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HI, ALL. ITS ME. TRACY MORGAN. AMERICAN. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS IN THE SPIRIT OF THE THREAD.
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Oct 1, 2015 08:50
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*starts small business due to easy access to bank financing and capital markets, light regulatory barriers, and culture that encourages risk taking and entrepreneurship*
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Oct 1, 2015 09:04
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thethreeman posted:*starts small business due to easy access to bank financing and capital markets, light regulatory barriers, and culture that encourages risk taking and entrepreneurship* *Product is a fad and 12 months later, nobody buys their poo poo no matter how low the price is. Declares bankrupt, kills wife then self.*
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Oct 1, 2015 09:08
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Freestyle posted:*still thinks we're the good guys* we're definitely not (I remember Reagan)
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Oct 1, 2015 09:25
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Ork of Fiction posted:HI, ALL. ITS ME. TRACY MORGAN. AMERICAN. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS IN THE SPIRIT OF THE THREAD. Hi Tracy Morgan, nice to meet you. I loved you on 30 rock. 
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Oct 1, 2015 09:37
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is the proud owner of a small business employs illegal immigrants calls them on sunday from the golf course "We need your help at the store, hombre"
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Oct 1, 2015 10:09
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*is a waiter* *gets paid below minimal wage* *but gets good tips, so it's okay*
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Oct 1, 2015 10:12
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Elman posted:*is a waiter* i'm sick wait... update i'm dead
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Oct 1, 2015 10:13
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Even though that Eminem fellow can be somewhat controversial I actually quite like his songs and admire his craft. Oops, I better walk my dog before it's too dark outside!
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Oct 1, 2015 10:16
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The american dream? a well groomed patch of green grass in front of my mcmansion like sort of close to nature but at the same time 10 minutes to the 8 lanes highway.
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Oct 1, 2015 10:39
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* gets send abroad to fight in some third world country * * dies for nothing *
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Oct 1, 2015 10:42
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Freestyle posted:I'll have a triple cheeseburger with extra everything, a family sized chilli-cheese fries basket, and a DIET coke. Gotta stay slim and healthy, you know.... hahahaha. nice once. You really nailed the whole thing. Triple cheeseburgers ( Americans are fat! WOW! Where did this razor wit come from,...? Chili cheese fries, in a BASKET?! FUUUUUU- LMFAO. and then BAM you hit us with the diet coke. hahahahaha drat wow.
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Oct 1, 2015 10:45
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hemophilia posted:hahahaha. nice once. You really nailed the whole thing. Triple cheeseburgers ( Americans are fat! WOW! Where did this razor wit come from,...? this is the best one imo
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Oct 1, 2015 10:46
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Bokito posted:* gets send abroad to fight in some third world country * *Salutes you for your sacrifice even though you did something insanely stupid that caused your death*
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Oct 1, 2015 10:50
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*hears reports of draught affecting water supply* *better turn on the sprinklers then*
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Oct 1, 2015 10:57
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we saved your asses in world war 2! *didnt save anyones asses in world war 2*
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Oct 1, 2015 10:58
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steinrokkan posted:*hears reports of draught affecting water supply* * better have a company dig my own personal well in the backyard so I can lower the ground water level some more *
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Oct 1, 2015 10:59
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*doesn't know what it's like to be jealous of another country*
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Oct 1, 2015 11:03
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*touches own salf when singing national anthem* :/
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Oct 1, 2015 11:06
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*pledges allegiance to his country at the start of the day in middle school*
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Oct 1, 2015 11:12
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Schweinhund posted:*doesn't know what it's like to be jealous of another country* Is jealous of scandinavian socialist utopias, is jealous of french cuisine, is jealous of japanese anime, is jealous of thai ladyboys.
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Oct 1, 2015 11:16
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Zombiepop posted:Is jealous of scandinavian socialist utopias, is jealous of french cuisine, is jealous of japanese anime, is jealous of thai ladyboys. "Mexican cuisine is the best" *Eats beans rolled up in white bread*
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Oct 1, 2015 11:23
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*lives in a country less than 250 years old* Those immigrants are destroying our precious culture!!
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Oct 1, 2015 11:27
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here is some ancient urban planning *points at the one curved street in Boston*
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Oct 1, 2015 11:30
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*Sits in gridlock, honking car horn like the path will magically clear as a result of honking*
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*is a guy* *an underwater guy who controls the sea* *killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey*
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