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Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Early this afternoon, noted Twitter comedian Jon Hendren, aka @fart, spoke to HLN anchor Yasmin Vossoughian about the importance of Edward Snowden�s presence on Twitter. The interview went normally enough, until Vossoughiarn asked Hendren if Snowden�s actions were worth the risks he took.

�Well, you know to say he couldn�t harm someone...well, absolutely he could,� Hendren replied. �But I think to cast him out, to make him invalid in society, simply because he has scissors for hands...I mean that�s strange. People didn�t get scared until he started sculpting shrubs into dinosaur shapes and whatnot.�

Undeterred, or simply not listening, Vossoughian plowed forward with the interview, asking Hendren about Snowden�s asylum in Russia.

�Casting him out is just completely wrong,� @fart replied. �We�re treating him like an animal, like someone who should be quarantined and put away. Just because he was created on top of a mountain by Vincent Price, incomplete with scissors for hand and no heart. Edward Scissorhands is a complete hero to me.�

�I mean, where else is he going to go? You know?� he added. �We cast him out. We got scared when he poked a hole in a waterbed with his scissor fingers, and that was unreasonable of us.�

good job fyad guy

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:00

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:34

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Honestly if you try to interview Jon "@fart" Hendren seriously about a news event you deserve whatever you get

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:02

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

@fart is the official spokesman for what twitter thinks about things, good to know

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:03

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:04

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jon Hendren owns, gently caress all the haters

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:04

Pivotal Lever: Sep 9, 2003

Nooner posted:

Jon Hendren owns, gently caress all the haters

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:05

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someone post the shark gif

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:05

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

AEMINAL posted:

Why does his face look like that

Also "noted Twitter comedian" is a lot of words to use when you could just say "unemployed"

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:05

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

hes a dweeby little fag that got owned by a man in a shark costume

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:05

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

AEMINAL posted:

He does in fact own but also he looks exactly like I pictured him

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:05

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

AEMINAL posted:

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:06

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

noted Twitter comedian

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:06

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Something Awful blogger

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:08

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

was hes name docevil??? i just remember his fat stupid fukken face and embarrasing phhone case lmao

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:08

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he got laughed out of fyad after that lol

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:09

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

But what does he think about Bob's Burgers

Also I could probably beat him in a fight

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:11

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

I wonder if he can even leave the house, that face is supremely punchable

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:11

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Windows 98 posted:

But what does he think about Bob's Burgers

Also I could probably beat him in a fight

A duel. shovels at dwn

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:14

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

weird twitter is universally lame human being nerdlingers, film at 11

i hope i never see what dril looks like irl

# ? Sep 30, 2015 20:14

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.