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My girlfriend and stepfather had an argument yesterday. They, and the rest of my immediate family will be here in about 3-4 hours. Problem is i want to start drinking now. If i start now theres a good chance ill be rip roaring when the fighting begins, potentially making the situation worse.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 05:32 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:06 |
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Im thinking maybe i will put more beer in the fridge, delaying things by a few minutes.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 05:33 |
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Ive got about 40 750ml bottles, 3 500ml cans, some apple wine stuff and a bottle of champagne. This inventory taking and loading stuff in the fridge has bought me 10 minutes.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 05:41 |
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I was gonna wait another 19 minutes till 3pm cause it seems more respectable but here i go.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 05:42 |
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In an argument im gonna be better at yelling but worse at reasoning. I hope this pays off.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 05:45 |
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Im starting with a 500ml becks can, a personal favourite.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 05:46 |
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The real irony here is i think my stepdad thinks my girlfriend is an alcoholic.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 05:47 |
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Cowman posted:where the gently caress is it 2:30pm Literally nowhere i think. 20 minutes have passed since i posted the op
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 05:51 |
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Update: im almost done with this beer but im already thinking about the next beer. Its a pabst blue ribbon can. This is an uncommon beer in my country and i cant remember what it tastes like not that that matters at all really.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 06:08 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:Pabst is bad im sorry man i shouldnt have encouraged you I dont think its so bad its like alcoholic soda water.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 06:16 |
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Cowman posted:do you live in loving australia or some poo poo Yes
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 06:17 |
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shiksa posted:the best option is to get poo poo housed at all times I used to get told off for my 'fire breath' at work when i used this option.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 06:19 |
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ButteCysts posted:unbiased 3rd party laying down some insightful truths after a few drinks (thats you in tonights situtation) Thanks for your support
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 07:07 |
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Fargin Icehole posted:If it's late advice, okay, just take it. gently caress all of them. The drama is just superficial, who gives a gently caress about who said what, you're just looking for a great time like the rest of humanity that poured 20-40 bucks into buying a 12 pack and a half, and by god, you're gonna enjoy it. This is what i reckon
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 07:08 |
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corpuscollossus posted:Sit everyone down when they arrive, work through the issues like an episode of neighbours and then hug it out Irl australia you wait until someone gets ratshit drunk and makes a fool of themselves, losing the argument.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 07:27 |
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I talked to my mum and noones gonna go talk to eachother this evening. On the bad side nothings resolved but now i can kick things up a notch with the beers.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 08:12 |
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Ibogaine posted:Why is everybody coming to your place today? Is it your birthday or something? I live on a farm w multiple buildings. I guess its like the hit show 'everyone loves Raymond'
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 08:24 |
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Ibogaine posted:I see. In this case, I will just side with all the wise people ITT: Tell 'em to stay on their part of the farm and out of your personal space. We eat prawns precooked. Every native animal is here and my car insurance is over $1000. Kangaroos are road obstacles or things that kill your dog. Do not know that song.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 08:55 |
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Well its almost 630pm and nothing has really happened except my gf said i seem drunk. Im sorry for this letdown gbs.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 09:25 |
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My sister traded a goat for some very good looking tbone steaks. Thats whats up dinber time.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 09:28 |
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I dont know what that is so ill say no
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 09:51 |
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If we are clearing up australiab misconceptions is that we eat steak. I dont kniw what an australian steakhouse is and have never seen one. We eat asian food in the city and lamb on the farm.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 09:52 |
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I spent the last 5 years in victoria they dont talk about rugby there
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 10:10 |
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I cant find m6 beer
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 10:12 |
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Im in Nsw now. What a cockup
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 10:34 |
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Is the OP alive still? Yes im at work now
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 22:06 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:i wish i had a goat but i wouldnt trade him or her for steaks i would pet it I gave the goat a good pat before he left. He was a good but naughty goat.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 22:07 |
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Xaris posted:well all aussies are alcoholics, so yeah he's right but hes an alcoholic himself This is true as well
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 23:12 |
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Either start some drama tonight or close this letdown thread Will do
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 00:04 |
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jackyl posted:I'm drinking a yuengling and we have some steaks on the grill. Ill be drinking a beer in 7 hours
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 01:11 |
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No you couldnt even buy it most places till recently. Export only really.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 01:27 |
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Im at a party in the city and thia chick did some slam poetry poo poo and i told her ti shut the e gently caress up. Theres sime dr am a rn
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 13:07 |
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Me and mu friend damez were try ing to break damez collarbone so he dosebt have to work
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 16:00 |
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Too personal but he touches your food
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 16:05 |
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rear end cobra posted:Ok kick him repeatedly in the neck, that should help Haha that was the plan after some discussion. It didnt heron hes just gonns call in sick likeba normal person
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 16:17 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:What beer should I buy tonight? Carlton dràught
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 17:06 |
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Yeah it is
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 17:31 |
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Im hungover today. In hungover every day but today especially
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 23:39 |
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The local pub wasnt open but i went in the back door and a bunch of people were still drinking from the night before. So 10am i had 2 beers.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 01:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:06 |
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I had to have a nap but now im drinking A Beer
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 06:40 |