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My girlfriend and stepfather had an argument yesterday. They, and the rest of my immediate family will be here in about 3-4 hours. Problem is i want to start drinking now. If i start now theres a good chance ill be rip roaring when the fighting begins, potentially making the situation worse.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:32
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Im thinking maybe i will put more beer in the fridge, delaying things by a few minutes.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:33
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Do you live on the loving moon or something.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:34
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They've loving each other and the fight really was about how to tell you.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:35
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drink all you like op you are a grown as man
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Oct 1, 2015 05:36
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Ive got about 40 750ml bottles, 3 500ml cans, some apple wine stuff and a bottle of champagne. This inventory taking and loading stuff in the fridge has bought me 10 minutes.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:41
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Isaac posted:Ive got about 40 750ml bottles, 3 500ml cans, some apple wine stuff and a bottle of champagne. This inventory taking and loading stuff in the fridge has bought me 10 minutes. get drinking
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Oct 1, 2015 05:41
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I was gonna wait another 19 minutes till 3pm cause it seems more respectable but here i go.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:42
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poo poo can still go bad if you don't drink, so may as well drink, really. Plus, how are you going to get on an episode of cops if you don't get drunk and shirtless ASAP
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Oct 1, 2015 05:43
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Isaac posted:I was gonna wait another 19 minutes till 3pm cause it seems more respectable but here i go. its almost 1 am where i am so go ahead and drink bro
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Oct 1, 2015 05:44
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In an argument im gonna be better at yelling but worse at reasoning. I hope this pays off.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:45
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Im starting with a 500ml becks can, a personal favourite.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:46
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it will, i promise. if worse comes to worse just pretend to have a seizure
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Oct 1, 2015 05:46
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The real irony here is i think my stepdad thinks my girlfriend is an alcoholic.
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Oct 1, 2015 05:47
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Isaac posted:The real irony here is i think my stepdad thinks my girlfriend is an alcoholic. There, now you have the perfect cover with your gf. "I was just trying to smokescreen the old man, honey."
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Oct 1, 2015 05:48
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step dads dont know dick
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Oct 1, 2015 05:49
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where the gently caress is it 2:30pm
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Oct 1, 2015 05:49
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Cowman posted:where the gently caress is it 2:30pm Literally nowhere i think. 20 minutes have passed since i posted the op
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Oct 1, 2015 05:51
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Update: im almost done with this beer but im already thinking about the next beer. Its a pabst blue ribbon can. This is an uncommon beer in my country and i cant remember what it tastes like not that that matters at all really.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:08
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Pabst is bad im sorry man i shouldnt have encouraged you
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Oct 1, 2015 06:09
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Isaac posted:Literally nowhere i think. 20 minutes have passed since i posted the op do you live in loving australia or some poo poo
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Oct 1, 2015 06:09
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the best option is to get poo poo housed at all times
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Oct 1, 2015 06:11
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Celluloid Sam posted:Pabst is bad im sorry man i shouldnt have encouraged you I dont think its so bad its like alcoholic soda water.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:16
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Cowman posted:do you live in loving australia or some poo poo Yes
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Oct 1, 2015 06:17
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shiksa posted:the best option is to get poo poo housed at all times I used to get told off for my 'fire breath' at work when i used this option.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:19
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Isaac posted:Update: im almost done with this beer but im already thinking about the next beer. Its a pabst blue ribbon can. This is an uncommon beer in my country and i cant remember what it tastes like not that that matters at all really. The good news is that if you weren't set for COPS before, you are now.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:31
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Call a timeout when the fighting starts and sit everyone down for a few rounds of shots. Then resume.
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Oct 1, 2015 06:50
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how we've grown
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Oct 1, 2015 06:55
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Smelly Bohemian posted:poo poo can still go bad if you don't drink, so may as well drink, really. spoken like a true moon russian
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Oct 1, 2015 06:57
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unbiased 3rd party laying down some insightful truths after a few drinks (thats you in tonights situtation)
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Oct 1, 2015 06:58
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If it's late advice, okay, just take it. gently caress all of them. The drama is just superficial, who gives a gently caress about who said what, you're just looking for a great time like the rest of humanity that poured 20-40 bucks into buying a 12 pack and a half, and by god, you're gonna enjoy it.
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Oct 1, 2015 07:00
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ButteCysts posted:unbiased 3rd party laying down some insightful truths after a few drinks (thats you in tonights situtation) Thanks for your support
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Oct 1, 2015 07:07
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Fargin Icehole posted:If it's late advice, okay, just take it. gently caress all of them. The drama is just superficial, who gives a gently caress about who said what, you're just looking for a great time like the rest of humanity that poured 20-40 bucks into buying a 12 pack and a half, and by god, you're gonna enjoy it. This is what i reckon
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Oct 1, 2015 07:08
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Pass out in the bathroom with the door locked. That'll show 'em.
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Oct 1, 2015 07:14
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Sit everyone down when they arrive, work through the issues like an episode of neighbours and then hug it out
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Oct 1, 2015 07:19
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corpuscollossus posted:Sit everyone down when they arrive, work through the issues like an episode of neighbours and then hug it out Irl australia you wait until someone gets ratshit drunk and makes a fool of themselves, losing the argument.
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Oct 1, 2015 07:27
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Isaac posted:Irl australia you wait until someone gets ratshit drunk and makes a fool of themselves, losing the argument. i thot you just waited for an aboriginal to walk by an all the criminal inbreds stop an slowly turn tey heds at him......like hyenas stalking a wounded elephant.....
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Oct 1, 2015 07:34
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I talked to my mum and noones gonna go talk to eachother this evening. On the bad side nothings resolved but now i can kick things up a notch with the beers.
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Oct 1, 2015 08:12
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Why is everybody coming to your place today? Is it your birthday or something?
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Oct 1, 2015 08:22
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Ibogaine posted:Why is everybody coming to your place today? Is it your birthday or something? I live on a farm w multiple buildings. I guess its like the hit show 'everyone loves Raymond'
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Oct 1, 2015 08:24
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