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one time an old crippled guy took 10 minutes to describe to me his favorite porn he ever watched, ending with "they don't make them like that anymore!"
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Universe Master posted:Remy hoola-hooping yeah I definitely like this
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Oct 2, 2015 01:38
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jon joe posted:one time an old crippled guy took 10 minutes to describe to me his favorite porn he ever watched, ending with "they don't make them like that anymore!" I dont understand why you keep asking aatrek to tell you that story
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Oct 2, 2015 01:49
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 NOW IM IN YOUR rear end YEAH
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Oct 2, 2015 02:19
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/c9382cb9aace0d66790c8b6eda320d9f/tumblr_n96rs5WCs71rlr25go1_1280.jpg http://38.media.tumblr.com/b8a156f0eb8a4e18785f6b5568d957f6/tumblr_nha0nmn1x01rlr25go1_400.gif Fake dog and horse cocks are a slippery slope
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Oct 2, 2015 02:25
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willcrouch posted:
I'm sure you just had those pictures saved for "humor."
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Oct 2, 2015 02:33
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etalian posted:Nailin' Palin You know what ruins it for me? She never does the voice, not once. She just sounds like her normal usual porn star self, and not at all like the celebrity politician she's trying to imitate.
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Oct 2, 2015 02:52
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Network Pesci posted:You know what ruins it for me? She never does the voice, not once. She just sounds like her normal usual porn star self, and not at all like the celebrity politician she's trying to imitate. she's a mattress actress not a actual actress
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Oct 2, 2015 02:53
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https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/XP8uCgf.gif&v=ny2ogWpg080
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Oct 2, 2015 03:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX72TBS0_ZUDirk Squarejaw posted:The classic "Booyah!" video. the earlier part where he jams them in one at a time like quarters into a coke machine is also p great
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Oct 2, 2015 08:11
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Somebody please tell they have as link to "now I'm in your rear end yeah" and the goon made remix? Edit: I admittedly did not read the thread. TontoCorazon fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Oct 2, 2015 |
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Oct 2, 2015 08:17
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https://youtu.be/HfxOwSbCdVc
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Oct 2, 2015 09:49
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jon joe posted:one time an old crippled guy took 10 minutes to describe to me his favorite porn he ever watched, ending with "they don't make them like that anymore!" Well they don't.
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Oct 2, 2015 09:58
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Does anybody know the name of the chick from the "whose awesome youre awesome" demotivator? I heard she did a vid where she shoved some ground hamburger up her rear end
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Oct 2, 2015 10:05
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amityville anus posted:Does anybody know the name of the chick from the "whose awesome youre awesome" demotivator? Glauren Star. amityville anus posted:I heard she did a vid where she shoved some ground hamburger up her rear end Do a google search for "Glauren Star rear end smoothie"    Edit: People with a weak disposition may want to skip the last minute or so of those videos. 
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Oct 2, 2015 10:27
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jyrque posted:Basically this Troy Sanders from Mastodon lol
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Oct 2, 2015 11:37
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One time I saw a D&D superstar gently caress a black girl while hitting her with a whip and calling her his slave. This doesnt take anything away from his ability to lecture us on SJW race relations though.
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Oct 2, 2015 11:42
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Oct 2, 2015 12:35
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Glauren Star. Mankind's endless pursuit of weirder and more degrading porn will never not be funny to me. I remember there used to be a whole site dedicated to porn stars failing at quizzes. I don't even think sex was involved, you were just supposed to jack off to women not knowing stuff.
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Oct 2, 2015 12:52
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Mankind's endless pursuit of weirder and more degrading porn will never not be funny to me. I remember there used to be a whole site dedicated to porn stars failing at quizzes. I don't even think sex was involved, you were just supposed to jack off to women not knowing stuff. I'm going to need a link to satisfy my, uh... skepticism.
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Oct 2, 2015 13:33
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The Bible posted:I'm going to need a link to satisfy my, uh... skepticism. Looks like most of them are gone, the youtube channel has been deleted. I found a mirror of one of the videos on a potentially dodgy site so make sure your virus protection is up to date before clicking: http://zhomovies21.com/v/mkfn4ji5c&porn-star-pop-quiz-with-luna-star-sfw/
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Oct 2, 2015 13:43
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http://yeahnowremixituptheaaass.ytmnd.com/
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Oct 2, 2015 14:08
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I once saw a small porn site (paid) where it was women in mostly flourescent coloured lingere in one of those all white studio setups frolicking in garbage and blowing snot out of their noses. Someone please know what I'm talking about.
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Oct 2, 2015 14:49
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Windows 98 posted:"Faye Reagan gets pounded up the rear end by a big interracial cock" Pretty sure this scene doesn't exist. Faye Reagan doesn't do anal or work with non-whites afaik.
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Oct 2, 2015 14:54
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Faye's goofy exboyfriend did a reddit ama and said she developed a huge drug problem and left the business That's my contribution to this thread
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Oct 2, 2015 15:00
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Whiskey Sours posted:Faye Reagan doesn't do anal or work with non-whites afaik. Incorrect in both counts.  (I just googled "Faye Reagan anal" and "Faye Reagan interracial", I don't have her preferences memorised)
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Oct 2, 2015 15:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE6y2ZH7F98
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Oct 2, 2015 15:02
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oh poo poo i just remembered a golden classic this video involves a girl getting way too drunk on wine enemas while dropping amazing one liners and talking to her cat. don't worry, there's no poop. its worth it http://efukt.com/2261_Drunken_Slut_Has_Hilarious_Disaster.html
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Oct 2, 2015 15:10
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Hanna Hilton's titties.
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Oct 2, 2015 15:14
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thathonkey posted:when you can see the girl's damaged soul and uncertainty over her lifestyle choices through her eyes while she is getting double penetrated rarely as good as when she is actually enjoying it and you can't sense a hint of regret in her ecstatic moans
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Oct 2, 2015 15:15
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The Goatfather posted:don't worry, there's no poop. If you were suspecting that this may not in fact be true then you'd be correct!  (You don't get to see any pooping but the toilet seat gets spackled pretty drat efficiently)Also if you had any remaining shreds of hope for/faith in the human race that you were looking to exorcise then sitting through a bunch of videos on that site will probably go a long way towards that. If you're a jaded internet master of sarcasm who is already completely lacking in empathy then you'll probably laugh your rear end off at the cavalcade of schadenfreude.
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Oct 2, 2015 16:04
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you were suspecting that this may not in fact be true then you'd be correct! Yeah efuck is pretty funny
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Oct 2, 2015 16:10
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The Goatfather posted:oh poo poo i just remembered a golden classic efukt always makes me feel gross
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Oct 2, 2015 16:11
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Incorrect in both counts. She sucked off Jack Napier for a Gauntlet video once but hasn't done anything else interracial. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I HEARD!
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Oct 2, 2015 16:11
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Lasher posted:I saw a video where a dude jammed his finger down his dickhole once. Link
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Oct 2, 2015 16:13
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Oct 2, 2015 16:15
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Mankind's endless pursuit of weirder and more degrading porn will never not be funny to me. I remember there used to be a whole site dedicated to porn stars failing at quizzes. I don't even think sex was involved, you were just supposed to jack off to women not knowing stuff. This porn would cause me massive anxiety
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Oct 2, 2015 16:16
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the middle bit of "blakes ordeal" when he's over the end of the sofa. are the tears real? probably not do i care? probably not
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