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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

jyrque posted:

Basically this



The guy holding the gun is the real life version of that foreign guy from family guy who is always laughing and explaining jokes and what he finds funny about them.

The second Louis Theroux documentary had him in it and he was just smiling and laughing the entire time.

Speaking of which, Tommy Gunn uses his money to live on a ranch by himself, ride horses, and build a zombie proof RV that maybe he and his friends could film a zombie movie with sometime, if they wanted, or they could just hang out! :)

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

xvideos, 40 Girl Bukkake - Allie Sin

It's great not only because Ms Sin freaks out about "it" getting on her face and when she storms off Ashley Blue speaks to the camera about how some stuck up people try to maintain their morals and self respect in porn, but also because the commenters are arguing about squirting being real or not, which is pathetically funny.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I watched a porn years ago where a woman was posing as a dude, complete with mascara mustache, and her and a guy hosed with her clothes on with him ripping a hole in her pants. It was great because there was all kids of bizarre sexual confusion.

I can't find it but if anyone can I'll buy plat hit me up and god bless

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

14 INCH DICK posted:

Wish I could find this one vid again of some pov girlfriend type video where she held a knife to the viewers throat the entire time shes spouting some stream of conscioueness manifesto of insanity, so hot i literally blew a hole through my laptop never to find it again

Lost Porn is the worst. There should really be a Porn Detective who can use his google skills and vast knowledge of porn to find Lost Porn

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hot Cosby posted:

found out who she was and that she was most likely murdered by her producer, I couldn't do it

Whoa, what?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Even though that guy got banned we need a new one.

Maybe a new hero will step into the light?

For real, searching for and finding porn online can be it;s on rewarding little game and I honestly think it's why I'm what you might call a Google Expert :smuggo:, but that one scene has been lost to me for years, and it eats at me because of it :argh:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I wonder if that would be something I'd get banned for posting in SA Mart. $50, find this scene, whoever posts with the correct link first wins?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

If and when I have $50 for Porn Marlowe, Investigations, I will contact you via the Cologne Thread, the code word will be "Remmeber that thread about the porn...?"

I'm serious, I've been looking for that scene for years. I have an ID thread for it up on Freeones and no bites for a year now I think

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Waltzing Along posted:

How long ago was this?
Was it a DL or a stream?
Want to buy a 60 ml decant of Aventus?
Did they do anal?

Late 2007-2009, and I'm pretty sure the movie was new around then
Download after finding it on Adult Dvd Universe
No thanks I think I'm going to try and find a decant of Itasca before I re-up on Aventus
Cannot confirm anal, maybe?

I'm pretty sure it was a European studio, but I've been through quite a few DVD's by Private and Dorcel and haven't been able to find it. The gist of the scene is that a woman is posing as a man in a clothing store, with her wearing mens clothes and with a mascara-ed on mustache, he rips a hole in her pants and has confused sex with her.

I deleted it because I thought it was weird, but then CFNM became popular and I grew to appreciate the now obvious Shakespearean allusions and gender subtext etc etc

Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Oct 4, 2015

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I can't find anything in the SA Mart rules about posting for a Porn Detective, should I take the plunge?

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Gatekeeper posted:

lol at all your posts in this thread, incredible stuff bud :allears:

This is serious stuff bud

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