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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
do you steal shoes from walmart

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
walmart wont press charges/call the cops/ w/e if you steal under $25 of merchandise or something like that . might be a bigger $$

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
dude u can go to walmart and fill up a cart and if you're confident enough u can walk right the gently caress out w/it

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
are you going to return them~??

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

jarvis cocker posted:

dude u can go to walmart and fill up a cart and if you're confident enough u can walk right the gently caress out w/it

yes we all read the a/t thread about the thief who stole poo poo from stop and shop and other places

mdm posted:

are you going to return them~??

eventually I take the old ones and swap them for new ones, so yes

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib
how do you do it man??? walmart is p much fort knox but with tighter security

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Sinking Ship posted:

how do you do it man??? walmart is p much fort knox but with tighter security

uh is this a joke? you mean the half senile lady at the door is going to stop me?

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
everybody should steal from wal*mart, everybody should just constantly raid it in warbands everytime they fill one up again

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

walk in, hopefully with shoes on, find new shoes that look like old shoes, shuffle the shoes around on the ground, then you try on your old shoes like they are new shoes, but you're just not loving happy with em so you sigh and put your "old" shoes back on and walk out the store

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Did you steal any brahman steel toe boots in size 13? My old pair is sandblasted through.

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.
My roommate told me today that his grandmother would steal things from Walmart just so that she had a reason to talk to security. Are you a 80 year old lady, OP?

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Stik3 posted:

My roommate told me today that his grandmother would steal things from Walmart just so that she had a reason to talk to security. Are you a 80 year old lady, OP?

gently caress you Cylon sympathizer.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
if you cant manage to steal from walmart you have The Downs

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

jarvis cocker posted:

if you cant manage to steal from walmart you have The Downs

Mentally handicapped people are chill as gently caress. Please, correct your ignorance.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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hide em in the freezer

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Like, that's how you get your shoes, or are you a professional shoe thief and that's how you get money?

I have questions about your lifestyle OP.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Like, that's how you get your shoes, or are you a professional shoe thief and that's how you get money?

I have questions about your lifestyle OP.

I suck dick for a living and like having new shoes on while I do it.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Kazvall posted:

walk in, hopefully with shoes on, find new shoes that look like old shoes, shuffle the shoes around on the ground, then you try on your old shoes like they are new shoes, but you're just not loving happy with em so you sigh and put your "old" shoes back on and walk out the store

What if you're not stealing new shoes at all but someone else's shoes they swapped with a pair of shoes that they stole?

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Al Borland posted:

What if you're not stealing new shoes at all but someone else's shoes they swapped with a pair of shoes that they stole?

Whoa crazy

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Good, gently caress walmart

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

TontoCorazon posted:

Good, gently caress walmart

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
are you a 18- girl? how many times did you show your tits to security? don't have to be a girl to answer #2

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Ya, I'm real impressed op.

I stole half of ameican senior's 401k plans back in '08.

Gonna do it again real soon, and no one can stop me.

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Prepare to drop them motherfucking white velcro kicks off yo rear end

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Martens-Carmelita makes alot of sense

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Doesn't Toms donate shoes to poor people when slightly less poor people buy them? - thats the whole reason I dropped $50 on a $10 pair of shoes

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

lol who the gently caress wears shoes from walmart?

Parkour Lewis
Apr 10, 2002

Yes I wanna play.
I really really do.
Two dudes from my hometown stole a boat from Wal-mart once. Walked right out the front door with it.

A boat.

A couple of Wal-Mart employees even held the door to help them.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Parkour Lewis posted:

Two dudes from my hometown stole a boat from Wal-mart once. Walked right out the front door with it.

A boat.

A couple of Wal-Mart employees even held the door to help them.

lol

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

walmartian shoes dont sound like they're worth my time to steal

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kazvall posted:

uh is this a joke? you mean the half senile lady at the door is going to stop me?

my wal mart has cops at every door it feels very cyberpunk

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op why do u steal shoes from Walmart also do you drive the fattie scooter around while U steal shoes

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Kazvall posted:


eventually I take the old ones and swap them for new ones, so yes

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

I do it for the rush. Obviously.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Kazvall posted:

I do it for the rush. Obviously.

picked a good company to steal from than

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I am already tired of your gimmick.

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