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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

I was thirsty on my way home so I stopped by Subway for a drink. I noticed a few fruit flies around the machine but thought nothing of it. I noticed it tasted slightly off. So, upon getting home I dumped my drink out to find 3 fruit flies in the cup. There could have been more in the actual liquid but I was too busy suppressing my urge to vomit so I didn't check. Anyways, I called the store and I'm like, "There were flies in my drink, THERE WERE FLIES IN MY DRINK." The lady was like, "Oh god I'm cleaning it right now, if you come back at some point we will give you a free soda!"

I'm just like, "Dude, I'm not coming back, and I already left a terrible review for you on the website, peace!!!"

Don't ever go to Subway.

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dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008
sounds like you should have gone across the street to Doobie's DogHouse!!!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
the free soda would have been made out of crushed bugs

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Good, now everyone who checks yelp before they go to Subway (nobody) will know about your bad experience

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Aralan posted:

Good, now everyone who checks yelp before they go to Subway (nobody) will know about your bad experience

I sent a "report" through the actual Subway restaurant website. Everyone knows Yelp is fake.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Oh, either way nobody cares

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you were well within your rights to use your gun

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
There's bug fragments in nearly everything we consume, was a bunch of fruit flies in my left over spaghetti once and I was like "meh", added jalapeños and never thought of it again until now.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i once bought a bubble tea from some place near my apartment and when I got home and took a sip something in the ingredients was so rancid i think my tastebuds burned off (they seal the drinks with a machine before giving it to you, masking this foul drink)

the guy who sold it to me didn't believe the drink was bad before I got him to smell it and he looked like he was in physical pain for a minute, they offered to make me a nw one but I told them I'd rather just eat the money instead

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

this happened to me at mcdonalds

i complained to the asian cashier who took my order and he was like "i don't know what problem is. i ask 'you want flies wit dat' and you say yes!"

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Where are all the care-fags that were complaining about Subway people using the same gloves to touch the meat and the cheese? They might have been right!

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Aralan posted:

Oh, either way nobody cares

I will c/p their indifferent response.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
was that really worth complaining about lol

some child is getting raped to death, right now, and you sent a complaint to Subway about flies that flew into your cup

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

was that really worth complaining about lol

some child is getting raped to death, right now, and you sent a complaint to Subway about flies that flew into your cup

Do you know how being a human works? No one hosed MY CHILD so why should I care?

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Hah! HAH! That's nice what happened to you but what about these people suffering whom you will never meet or will never ever effect your life!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

was that really worth complaining about lol

some child is getting raped to death, right now, and you sent a complaint to Subway about flies that flew into your cup

you edited that second part in

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
lol is this 'the website'?

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

The Walrus posted:

lol is this 'the website'?

no that's my dick... in your... rear end!!! :D :D :D

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Kazvall posted:

I will c/p their indifferent response.

Maybe they'll offer you a conciliatory meet and greet with Jared that would be neat

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Putty posted:

you edited that second part in

yeah

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
good

snivell
Sep 9, 2015

watch out, my posts are pretty damn edgy
They add to the flavor, I see no problem.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004
Most people I know with hospitality experience order bottled or canned drinks only, no nozzle/tap poo poo no exceptions.
Especially no ice cubes :eek:

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

close this thread

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

adocious posted:

sounds like you should have gone across the street to Doobie's DogHouse!!!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Reminds me of a 7-11 slurpee machine crawling with ants. I was mesmerized by the numbers wanting that goodness.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Vorik posted:

close this thread

conversely if you don't post in it it will go away

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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eat fresh

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir
I just found a screw in my tuna.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

sauer kraut posted:

Most people I know with hospitality experience order bottled or canned drinks only, no nozzle/tap poo poo no exceptions.
Especially no ice cubes :eek:

you know an awful lot of pussies

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

you know an awful lot of pussies
actually ice machines are super gross and op's friends are smart+cool not to use them

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
did anyone say "EAT FRESH" yet LOL!!!!

(subway jared is a child molester like attrek the mods knew)

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Why would you drink soda? Its loving gross. The flies probably made it healthier.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Fountain soda is actually really good and much better than cans or bottles, you know, when someone cleans the machine.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Nooner posted:

mods knew

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
I once found a spring in one of my cheap-rear end grocery eggrolls. Thanks for reading, OP.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Gimbal lock posted:

I once found a spring in one of my cheap-rear end grocery eggrolls. Thanks for reading, OP.

You're welcome.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Gimbal lock posted:

I once found a spring in one of my cheap-rear end grocery eggrolls. Thanks for reading, OP.

That was a spring roll, dork. Hahahhaha. Holy poo poo I'm done for the night. Later skaters.

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

you know an awful lot of pussies

Nah he's right. For some reason, ice machines collect more mold than year old rye bread.

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