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I'm not asking how to join ISIS, I'm asking what Apple iOS app "Siri" would say if I asked her. I'm scared of girls.
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Oct 3, 2015 05:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEoRae6Yog
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Oct 3, 2015 05:36
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Oct 3, 2015 05:36
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you should ask siri how to make a good thread he might know a thing or two
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Oct 3, 2015 05:37
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ROFLburger posted:you should ask siri how to make a good thread he might know a thing or two siri is a girl stupid
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Oct 3, 2015 05:37
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so she'd tell you to post your tits and act dumb around cute guys?
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Oct 3, 2015 05:38
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Parallax Scroll posted:siri is a girl stupid you're obviously confused
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Oct 3, 2015 05:39
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what hapens if you tell siri that your mastuarbting
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Oct 3, 2015 06:43
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lonesomedwarf posted:what hapens if you tell siri that your mastuarbting
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Oct 3, 2015 06:46
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what happens when you ask cortana how to join ISIS
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Oct 3, 2015 06:48
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lonesomedwarf posted:what hapens if you tell siri that your mastuarbting She knows. She knows all your weird fetishes too, man. She doesn't judge but she does record them and will use them against you when the revolution comes.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what happens when you ask cortana how to join ISIS If anyone actually had a Windows phone, maybe we'd know the answer.
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Oct 3, 2015 06:51
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And Fat Lowtax was never heard from again.
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Oct 3, 2015 06:51
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Pawn 17 posted:And Fat Lowtax was never heard from again. So just like regular Lowtax, then?
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FIRST TIME posted:If anyone actually had a Windows phone, maybe we'd know the answer. master chief would be real mad at you.
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Oct 3, 2015 06:53
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The Islamic State isn't very fond of Apple or iOS because they're concerned that the Iphones will snitch on them. So maybe you'd rather ask Cortana or whatever.
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Oct 3, 2015 18:14
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Parallax Scroll posted:siri is a girl stupid Siri doesn't have genitals, it's not a boy or a girl
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Oct 3, 2015 18:15
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boom boom boom posted:Siri doesn't have genitals, it's not a boy or a girl Siri is a girl. Cortana is too.
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Oct 3, 2015 18:58
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Fat Lowtax posted:Siri is a girl. Cortana is too. just because they have a girl voice doesn't make them a girl They are girls tho
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Oct 3, 2015 19:00
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i saw that porno. 3/5
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Oct 3, 2015 19:11
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whoflungpoop posted:she calls steve jobs for help but hes dead because he thought fruits cure cancer lol ya that was p dumb for stebe to do
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Oct 3, 2015 19:12
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If she was a black it would have been 3 agents and they would be firing multiple rounds
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Oct 3, 2015 19:14
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Full Metal Jackass posted:If she was a black it would have been 3 agents and they would be firing multiple rounds In self defense. You all saw it. She came at them with a knife.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:15
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Full Metal Jackass posted:If she was a black it would have been 3 agents and they would be firing multiple rounds black people don't have the internet
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Oct 3, 2015 19:23
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:black people don't have the internet Um hello the dark web?
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Oct 3, 2015 19:24
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Um hello the dark web? nice
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Oct 3, 2015 19:25
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Oct 3, 2015 19:25
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lol they literally hit the rpg
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Oct 3, 2015 19:25
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it links to articles about the psychology of people who join isis
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Oct 3, 2015 19:40
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RaySmuckles posted:i saw that porno. 3/5 I'm assuming the next scene is him loving the corpse. 
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Oct 3, 2015 19:45
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Reminder that the US created ISIS
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Oct 3, 2015 19:46
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MackAddie posted:I'm assuming the next scene is him loving the corpse. its too early to be that gross
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Oct 3, 2015 19:46
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Beef Turret posted:Reminder that the US created ISIS link or it didn't happen. We created Al Queda
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Oct 3, 2015 19:48
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:link or it didn't happen. We also created Siri
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Oct 3, 2015 21:34
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:link or it didn't happen. http://pontiactribune.com/who-created-isis-syria-iraqi-america/
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Oct 3, 2015 21:35
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ISIS is a state of mind, imo also a literal state but mostly a state of mind
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Oct 3, 2015 21:35
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This forever
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Oct 3, 2015 21:37
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Harald posted:ISIS is a state of mind, imo States literally don't exist noob
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Oct 3, 2015 21:37
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tell that to every government agency ever
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