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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Pungry posted:

Lmao Chad "Clutch" Barrett does it again

I've grown to like that guy a lot (when he's not starting).

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Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
Air It Barrett, super sub.

That's one of our better performances against LA, and I'd like to thank Ricketts for his time faking injury, as we needed every second of that added time.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
why is ricketts still playing
ricketts retire and go smoke weed
stop blocking goals

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

foobardog posted:

why is ricketts still playing

Because Bruce has a hard-on for vets that have played for him in the past.

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
Ricketts literally wasn't good enough for Portland OR Orlando

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
You can't buy this league. Chad Barrett scores in this league.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Your Boy Fancy posted:

You can't buy this league. Chad Barrett scores in this league.

WHY DID WE LET HIM GOOOOO

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Your Boy Fancy posted:

You can't buy this league. Chad Barrett scores in this league.

Don Garber sock puppet.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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We're coming out of the gates good but I'm worried how this ramshackle backline will hold up

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Blatant handball in the box and were up 1-0 vs 10 men. Nice

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Seltzer posted:

Blatant handball in the box and were up 1-0 vs 10 men. Nice

TBF it looked like a header live, but definite handball on replay and from ref's view.

Also I'm amused by Klejstan and Drogba poo poo-talking at each other.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Drogba's been an rear end in a top hat the whole game, and every game I've seen him in yet. He got away with 3 seconds of shirt pulling earlier. Also loving nice chip right there.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Stupid penalty

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Jesus, how does a man who scored 28 goals last season miss a sitter like that?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Was hardly a sitter but BWPs M.O. is really good runs combined with average finishing

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Scoreline should've been about 5-0. I'll take it though.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Hey Vancouver, this is probably the wrong time to play like...whatever that was.

At least they clinched with that point but it'd be really nice if they could learn to Score A Goal in time to land that first-round bye (I'd say "to avoid the away knockout round date" but with home form like this I'd almost rather get the away knockout round date.)

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids start an experimental lineup of kids and zach mcmath in net. Naturally they trail 1-0 at 38'. I don't know why I expected anything else this game.

TheNakedJimbo
Nov 18, 2004

If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you. The question is, if I die first...what are YOU gonna do?
With Montreal's victory over the Rapids, Montreal can clinch a playoff spot with two points from their remaining two games. Toronto can clinch with one point from their remaining three games. Orlando City has to win out and either have Montreal get one or fewer points or Toronto get no points.

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Oct 11, 2012

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We've got Veron in for Sam and Zubar in for Miazga (Ghana and US u-23 duty). Toronto has Bradley, Altidore, and Giovinco on the bench.

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Oct 11, 2012

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TFC whining because their dives aren't getting calls and Jozy just got a red on the bench ahaha.

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
Go home Jozy your drunk.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Jozy getting a red from the bench is loving lmao I don't care who you support

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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He must've called the ref a cocksucker.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

It means I don't have to see him walk around the pitch and sulk so I'm glad

Broletariat
Nov 14, 2014
Jozy should retire

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Pretty sure that's the worst goal we've conceded all season

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Broletariat posted:

Jozy should retire

And keep all of this joy from the rest of us!? Shame on you.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
loving hell that's a great goal

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Giovinco sees Nemeth's GotW and says "anything you can do I can do better".

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Oct 11, 2012

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You missed the part where a right winger turned right back ran away from the ball and a garbageman who was replaced by a 19 year old got juked after literally giving away the first goal. Nice finish but this is a bad back line that is playing even worse than I thought possible.

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Lol now thats a goal

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

quote my post from the start of the he season saying TFC were gonna be amazing this year Hell Yes

Broletariat
Nov 14, 2014
Congratulations TFC fans

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The Cubs are 4 wins away from the NL pennant, Toronto is in the playoffs...the apocalypse is just around the corner, isn't it?

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

whypick1 posted:

The Cubs are 4 wins away from the NL pennant, Toronto is in the playoffs...the apocalypse is just around the corner, isn't it?

Not yet. I'm still a virgin.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
gently caress New Jersey For A Million Years

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Goddamn stupid dumbass RSL

Canned Bovines
Jan 15, 2008

Fitting for RSL's season to be ended by a red card to Olave and a questionable PK.

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Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
yay, we're probably going to the playoffs

it's too bad we still can't score actual goals

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