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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Seltzer posted:

Dallas look really really good and no one is there to see it.

Dallas Til Everyone Else Dies

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
You can't buy this league. Chad Barrett scores in this league.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
gently caress New Jersey For A Million Years

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
That officially knocks NYC out of playoff contention, if I'm doing math right.

Meanwhile, KC can clinch it for themselves, Seattle and Portland in a single blow if they win tonight.

RIP, New York. The city is red in 2015. Now gently caress off with your old rear end busted Euro trash.

E: also if Orlando wins @ PHI and Montreal loses either @ NE or vs TOR then Orlando gets in on year one and keeps Drogba from skullfucking the Cup

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Get hosed, West Coast Fuckers

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Don't look now, but Columbus may have just secured a home playoff game.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
DC only has to win next week to claim the first round bye. After the September swoon, I'll take that.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
A MESSAGE TO URRUTI

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Seltzer posted:

I think LA is somehow worse since all their marquee signings.

Well, I don't know about you, but I've never seen Gerrard win the league.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Wait, are KC going to crash out of the playoffs?!

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Soccer is on tonight. All of it at once. Let's watch together!

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Tony Tchani dived like a little beta bitch and gently caress DC defending

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

13 year old girls posted:

charlie davies motherfuckers! get hosed NYCFC

gently caress that little piece of poo poo, I hope he gets his balls broken into candy

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Ben Olsen: "we looked pretty good I thought"

The entire bar: "shut the gently caress up Ben"

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Sean Franklin can't attack, can't defend and can't pass. What's he even for?

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Azerban posted:

life is cruelty

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Shrapnig posted:

They're not doing very well.

We just resigned Bobby Boswell and he repaid us by staring at incoming balls going "what'll that do?"

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
This might actually be worse than the shame switch.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
So that'd be NE @ DC, winner goes to CLB. TOR @ MTL, winner goes to Jersey.

Unless we do reseeding this year.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Galaxy in full force. Watching real defenders is even more infuriating because we can do that! Maybe! I think they did it once!

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
The most Jersey way of winning something: on a fourth tiebreaker

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
You see, if you had the wings of an eagle and the rear end of a crow, you wouldn't be making money as a freak of nature or getting dissected by curious scientists, you'd be making GBS threads on your enemies

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Shrapnig posted:

I bolded the important part.

Now do it eleven more times and you can catch us. :)

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